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  1. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    -------------- I cannot urge strongly enough that all readers have "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" playing while reading Gonzo's act. I had it running constantly in my head...and hey, the weirdo version is WAY better than Fantasia! C'mon! Dancing brooms aren't death-defying! :concern: Clive has...
  2. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ----------- Spiced pineapple! yayy! Thanks Ed! NOM nom nom nom... Rhonda: Sheesh. You gonna share that? :news: *singing softly* Share it maybe... I am actually going to take a look at that drek, yes...strictly for research, to see what nationality these Rom are from. But agree with you...
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    Calendar Oneshots: Hot July Tenniversary

    ------------- A fair! Ooooh now the Paul Simon ep comes to mind... -----------
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    Fears of disharmony, mistakes, misunderstandings etc

    ------------ Dr Fuzzy has shingles? Aw man. You didn't do the vaccine? ;) Re: interweb chat misunderstandings...very VERY common, mupcollector. And some people -- not so much HERE thank frog -- but some people are not happy unless they make idiot drama happen wherever they go, and will blow...
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    If you DON'T like vent threads then DON'T read

    -------------- Agree with all above. Iggynore the witch, Kathy. Cats absolutely believe they are the superior species, and will do what they will do. Anyone who denies this knows zilch about cats. Fuhgeddaboudit! ------------
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------ :news: Pssst! Rhonda *pokes head out of bathroom* What? :news: Aaagh! Monster!! Rhonda: Cute. Cute joke. *grabs a towel and wipes cucumber masque off her face, then realizes the Muppet is serious* Oh calm down, sunshine. Didn't your mother ever do a beauty routine? :news...
  7. newsmanfan

    How I Spent My Summer Vacation (A Muppet Fic)

    ------------ *still giggling* YES! Could hear their voices perfectly throughout. VERY nice dialogue...and hilarious scenarios. Have you submitted this to the Muppets-as-official-NYC-ambassadors site yet? :concern: Flambe'd bisque...eh...I could see it. Might not TASTE, but I can SEE. Very...
  8. newsmanfan

    Calendar Oneshots: Hot July Tenniversary

    ------------- AWWWWW!!! Best parts, in random order: Meep-o Polo. the National Anthem mixed with "My Way"...and ape-cued song lyrics. black belt in Google-Fu. (Get Joe Bob Briggs on the red phone, stat!) breaking the Fourth Wall. references to my favorite Fourth Estate. Statler and Waldorf...
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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    Part Forty-Two (II) Gonzo scoffed as stagefrackles placed level after level of stacked jack-o’lanterns in a pyramid onstage. “Hah! What pandering! No sense of subtlety at all, Rosie,” he muttered, watching the fungus slither into the spotlight and wave at the audience. Both Gonzo and Rosie...
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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    Part Forty-Two (I) Rosie McGurk walked very slowly past the call-in voting phone bank, pretending to study the checklist on his clipboard, in actuality hoping to overhear what the last vote results had been, to better gauge Gonzo’s chances in the final tonight. He wasn’t sure whether Lamb’s...
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    None Like it Hot: The "I Hate the Heat" Club

    ------------ Yes. The earth goes through climate cycles. NOT THIS @#%$#^#$ FAST IT DOESN'T ON ITS OWN. It takes meteors, or, say, third-world countries who don't give a rat's behind about climate change to keep burning COAL to influence the temps THAT fast. "Global warming" is an inaccurate...
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    Muppet school items at Target's Dollar Spot

    ---------- Ooooh I will head there right after this. Nearest store is minutes from the library (where I get my interwebs). Last year they had some decent socks. Have been hoping for school supplies so this is great news! Thanks for posting! :) ---------------
  13. newsmanfan

    The Muppet Show Comic Book: the Four Seasons V1 out now

    ------------- Ye local comic shop in my town has this in the "kiddie comix" section of the store. Eh...at least they had one copy left when I snagged it today. Decent story, agree with you all on the coloring...hoping the stories improve. This isn't Langridge's best stuff. But hey, at least...
  14. newsmanfan

    How I Spent My Summer Vacation (A Muppet Fic)

    -------------- I think I must use the same eyedrop brand as Sam...does he wear contacts? Or would even the suggestion offend the eagle-eyed one? :) Nice carryover joke on the penguins. Whiffleball! Were there enough players, or did they use a ghost polar batter? Sam's immediate flipflop from...
  15. newsmanfan

    When you need to rant...

    ---------- Go back about 150 years. Them's some awesomely bizarre names. I use records of my own family tree sometimes. For instance, had a distant relation whose middle name was R. Just R. Dorothy, Geraldine, Rufus, Abelmarle...great material! ----------
  16. newsmanfan

    Silly things you said, did, or thought as a kid

    ------------ Snowth, that is so weirdly cool. Very David Lynch! ------------
  17. newsmanfan

    Questions about anything

    Of course. And then give them to them again five minutes later. Hours of entertainment. ;) ------------
  18. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    --------------- Chemistry...hmmm. That reminds me. I may advertise for some new roomies. Rhonda: Getting tired of the Plaid Avenger already? Hardly. However... *nods at the ceiling fan, where two raggy things are yipping as they swoosh around hanging off the blades* I could use less noise...
  19. newsmanfan

    Hensonville Swimming Pools

    ----------- Rhonda: Aw Sal. Thanks honey. *pats his head* I always appreciate an attentively servile man. MARCO! :news: Eep! *splashes out of range* Polo! Blue: Mn. Mar-co. Yiiiip yip yip yip uh-huh. Pink: MAR-co! Yip yip yip! Hey you guys -- no! I'm Marco! You have to be Polo! Pink...
  20. newsmanfan

    Questions about anything

    ------------ OMG you don't know the banana sketch??? Well, he's one of the MC members. --------------
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