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------------ LOVE it! Dang, why aren't you working for Disney Comics right now?? --------------

------------ I can ABSOLUTELY picture Kazagger as a game show host...half his sports events turned into sheer silly exhibitionism anyway! Poor Fozzie. That bear really should read It's Okay to Say No: Life Lessons for a Bear of Very Little Ego. Too bad Lew didn't make it to the final round...

-------------- Glad to see this story continuing! I liked your portrayal of Janice's doubts and fears. Not only has she lost someone important, she's faced with the prospect of possible replacement, no matter how much the guys try to reassure her. Not even Floyd can allay those fears, I...

-------------- Very fun to read! You did capture that feeling of impending loss when one faces a piece of their past about to be gone forever, with the Muppy Gang all reminiscing and then going out for one last round. LOL at Ron, the Burgundy newsmuppet...but HEY! "The Daily Show" is the best...

Part Forty-Three “Okay, it’s down,” Rhonda said, turning from Newsie’s Powerbook to discover the golden-felted reporter was suddenly glossy black all over. She blinked, and realized he was wearing his raven costume from the Halloween party. “What the hey are you doing?” He glanced at her...

------------- Don't know the folks involved, but what the hey. CONGRATS!!! May you have many more years of happiness, muffins, and dancing chickens! :) ------------

------------- Man, I LOVE bad early Japanese rubber monster suit movies! Especially when the monsters start with the karate or jujitsu or whatever...hilarious. Every time I look at a full-on HO model setup, train and town and little people...I just wanna get into a giant space crab suit and...

Ok...there's another one. Back when I was a student in Alabama, at AUM (yes, tiny liberal arts school in froggin' ALABAMA), we had the whole of the state to pick from for library materials -- same thing when I was at USM in Mississippi before that. Any library in the state, any other college...

LOL. And I wasn't even thinking about "50 shades of crap"! :news: ---------------

------------- A "handle" is for CB radio (does that still exist?). Cats also use their litterbox if you are in the same room and eating something. I gather it's a territorial thing at that point. Chicken Little...or perhaps Henny Penny. I think for a funeral Penny would be more apropo...

-------------- :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Rabid weasels have taken over the Hensonville Towers! They are demanding one miiiillion dollars in cash, two Christmases each year, and a hug from Mommy every night. If their demands are not met, they will blow up the towers, and vow they will...

------------ Er, no...I meant say what Ed said. Fan-named previously unnamed...yeesh. I can't even do it. And I can roll paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde right off the tongue easily -- sing it, even! --------------

------------- Just of late I've been feeling very much like Hauser from "Alcatraz." Antisocial, broody, driven...yeah. I can go there easily. Including the shooting-people's-kneecaps part. I should probably get some chocolate today. It might temper the edge a bit... --------------

Has Sam tried Hare Krishna? I personally loved the buff Beaker. MEEP. MEEP MEEP. Uh, steroids much? ------------

------------- Plenty loud enough here, and people routinely ignore the "quiet zone" signs. Ditto lax parents letting their snotty little offspring rampage loudly all over. At least the one I regularly go to has a couple of librarians who will ask people to be quiet or leave, IF someone complains...

--------------- WHY is it legal to BUY assault weapons in this country? WHY? D---the theatre for being so lax in BASIC security, and d-- this country for providing the tools for carnage. Our founders never meant for insane people to have easy access to weaponry. This is why I refuse to be a...

Try saying that five times fast... -----------

-------------- Howling again...dang you write comedy well! :) Agree, the "we've been down that road" line is killer. As is the entire joke about Wayne and Wanda topped by the "lens cap" line... TOO funny! Rowlf would absolutely be nonchalant and suppressing any annoyance with the idiot press...

-------------- Arrrggghhh! Rhonda: Uh oh. *darts out of the way of a thrown notepad* Uh, everything okay up there, Miss Scowly? Just frustrated. I just learned that "Alcatraz" will be released on dvd this October...I hate it that the show was canceled without us ever learning the secrets...

------------- First and most importantly, I love love LOVE IT that Kermit sent her a SHIRT. A shirt of HIS. A shirt of his which he has obviously worn at least once before sending so that it smells like him! That is the ULTIMATE "miss you" gesture as far as I'm concerned, and I am delighted that...