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  1. newsmanfan

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    'Cause some of them HAVE...oh, wait, I guess Seymour doesn't. Pity... -------------
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    My Girls!

    -------------- Was the pic with your daughter between the Count and Cookie at Sesame Place? I have a friend who lives near there...one of these days I'll have to visit him and check out the park! -----------
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    The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

    ------------- I didn't know there was a street named for Elmo. *starts shopping list for the apocalypse* ---------
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    "Debby" turned out to be a drip

    Like I said, long as you're prepared and have a good house, they're kind of fun. Impressive to watch. Not at all to denigrate the victims of Katrina (or Andrew, or Hugo, or those poor guys in central FL who had three storms hit them in about as many weeks and wiped them off the map)...you really...
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    FanFic Characters

    Blue: Mm. Coo-kie. Mn. Aww. Pink: Coo-kie? *pokes it dubiously* Coo-kie...draw? *tries handing a crayon to the cookie* Mn. Nope. Nooope nope nope nope. Not draw. Blue: Coo-kie...drib-ble? *offers basketball to the cookie* Aww...nope. Pink: Nope nope nope nope. Blue: Coo-kie... :insatiable...
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ----------- I just bought a Temple of Doom, actually -- a used entertainment center. Massive heavy ugly three-piece thing. I plan to sacrifice to the Muppet gods upon it. Volunteers? Rhonda: YOU have had waaay too much sugar today. :news: *thwapping a Martian with his mic and being thwapped...
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    Silly things you said, did, or thought as a kid

    ----------- Er...I always LOVED cemeteries...I would talk to the dead folk, and believe they heard me and welcomed the company. I imagined they must be bored out of their minds having to just lay there. Still love cemeteries, especially grave art. I wish more people would do kosher burial...
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    When you need to rant...

    This made me have to suppress a really big laugh. Thank you! Know what's even more disturbing? That the author is a tithing member of the Mormon church...who apparently won't say anything against her themes because she pays her dues? No personal offense intended to any LDS members here, but it...
  9. newsmanfan

    "Debby" turned out to be a drip

    ------------- I've been through four hurricanes personally...ummm... Elena in 1985; Kate in 1985 (it tore up trees all over our neighborhood in Tallahassee and knocked out power for days); Opal in 1995 (adopted a stray cat that day to protect her from the storm); Jeanne in 2004 right after my...
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------- :news: Here is a Hensonville News Flash! Evil ninjas have attacked our town! The stealthy assassins might have gone unnoticed on their deadly missions if not for the vigilant efforts of our own Ellie! This valiant neighborhood watch chairperson, along with Ernie, Bert, and Susie...
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    FanFic Characters

    ------------- Er...to post my own OCs, which are so numerous I never bother to track them beyond the story in question (unless I have plans for them to pop back up somewhere), I'd have to sit down and reread EVERYTHING and make a looong list...so not now, sorry. Frog knows I have little enough...
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    History Lesson

    ---------- Welcome. I consider this my Rodney King speech. With Muppets. :) ------------
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    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    ------------ Okay -- I LOVE this chapter -- but now I'm confused about the timeline. Is this phone call, subordinate dressing-down, etc all taking place the same day as the "mugging"? Which means Seymour's encounter with the kick-butt Asian lady hasn't happened yet? Or is this the next day, in...
  14. newsmanfan

    Rumor: New Sesame Street Movie in the Works

    Are you kidding? I would pay MOVIE THEATRE TICKET PRICE to see that! Hey, in a nightmare sequence, if done the right way and not too scary for the kidlets, it could work! Agree with what's been said here: ensemble piece. And I can stand Elmo if he's given some actual tension to resolve and...
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    When you need to rant...

    ------------ Well, the idea is you live longer and with your heart, kidneys, lungs, AND brain intact...not to mention muscles and joints! And as to taste -- heard of spices? No one said it had to be plain hummus. I can't stand plain food. (Or hummus.) But yeah to the healthier-than-thou...
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ----------- :news: A...a lockmonster?? Uhm. A gag I wrote recently. Don't worry that cute felted head about it. :news: *shaking head* I worry about you sometimes. Rhonda: It's mutual. :news: Bad enough we have some of...of...er...those sorts of folks right here, but at least they're...
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    Hensonville City 2011

    --------------- *walking in on banging and power drills* Uh...what's all this then? Oi! What're you playing at? :news: Why are you speaking bad Cockney? Sorry, caught up with Matt Smith's first season finally... But what ARE you doing? :news: Oh. Fortifying! I just learned that...*lowers...
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    History Lesson

    ------------ Which then answers Ru's wondering whether anyone else here was old enough to know the landshark joke! I love making up Muppety names. Colonial names are kind of silly anyway, so it seemed a good fit... glad you enjoyed! :news: -------------
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    The Great Muppet Vacation

    --------------- Fun idea -- but wait, wouldn't they recognize Nicky? At least his name, if he's in disguise? I'm sure he has nothing good in those rides...let the foamletting begin! ------------
  20. newsmanfan

    Seven Ball Tango

    ---------------- *snickering* AAaaand we have more witty banter! And hey, remember, it's not a party without a rat...NOW it's a party! Love the dialogue throughout. Rizzo's interjections are dead-on. Not sure Gonzo would think Piggy doesn't like HIM -- his ego is far too big to ever assume...
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