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  1. newsmanfan

    Dealing with depression and anxiety

    ---------- Er...she threw OUT your keys? How old exactly is this woman? Not the most mature way to handle a dispute with a soon-to-be-stepdaughter...owch. -------------
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    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    -------------- I guess. Wasn't ever a steady fan, I mainly liked the villains. ------------
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    I don't wanna grow up...

    ------------ The average EDUCATED couple, Snowth. Low education level and early pregnancy(ies) go hand in hand. Don't even get me started on my sex ed rant... Figgie, if a family is what you want then I wish you the joy of it...but make sure, whomever you're with, that your situation is...
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    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    -------------- Now I'm thinking of the "seriously" guy from Kim Possible for Sarge... -------------
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    Happy Birthday muppetlover123

    ------------- Happy birthday! Is there cake? More importantly, what flavor ice cream? And do we have to wear shoes? -------------
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    Misconceptions about your age

    ----------- Snowth is culturally 53. -----------
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    Questions about anything

    ----------- I find that the Vanilla Sundae Ice Cream Shoppe Pop-Tarts work best in the groin area, whilst plain old Frosted Strawberry will work for the bosom. -----------
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    Misconceptions about your age

    ------------ I used to lie about my age online...added ten years. Now that I'm past that fake age I don't care anymore, lol. I'd say Hubert is late 20s, perhaps 26-28. -------------
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------ Rhonda: Where's Liam Neeson when ya need him to explain something, all cool and glinty? sigh... Hey...check it out... *nudges rat* Rhonda: What? *peers over at the Muppet asleep with his laptop open across his legs* Oh, man. Doesn't he know what can happen if that thing sits...
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    We Bought It on Monday

    ----------- Interesting bits of introspection here, particularly Scooter's. Wondering where you'll go with it. In the previous chapter, where Gonzo, Rowlf, Fozzie and Piggy are meeting, I had a little trouble at some points keeping track of everyone. While stylistic, in-character dialogue is...
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    A Nest Divided: A Sam the Eagle Story

    ------------ Ah, those heady nights, burning the candle at both ends over chats about the Van Buren administration...though of course they observed all fire safety regulations. LOL loving it! The kids somehow found themselves SO busy the day Daddy came home? What a coinkydink. Picturing...
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    MSTies unite!

    ------------ Er...fan couples? Am I missing a joke here? Are there famous MSTies who shacked up and now go by Tracelina or something? Wish Cinematic Titanic would tour more. I know they just did a live show in LA, but hey, I can't GET to LA...why not a simulcast like Rifftrax does? ---------------
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    Michael J. Fox Reportedly Returning To TV

    ------------- Sweet! Smart execs. It's sure to at least get a lot of buzz, and hopefully will turn out well. Woohoo for overcoming obstacles! :) ------------
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    RIP Phyllis Diller (July 17, 1917-August 20, 2012)

    ------------ RIP Ms Diller...her shtick still cracks me up. The female version of a Sad Sack...story of my life! Loved ya lady. --------------
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    Dick Clark dies at 82

    ------------- Eh, the guy who started the Mayan 2012 thing admitted he made a mistake...it's really 2024 or thereabouts! RIP Dick Clark. I wasn't a diehard fan but the man was an institution. --------------
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ----------- Hi...welcome to the neighborhood. Have an empty plate. It would have had cake on it, but the Martians ate it all. I'll be making pumpkin scones later, though, so if you like I'll bring 'em tomorrow. Rhonda: You actually ASKED Bobo AND Beauregard to live with you? What, ya lose a...
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    The MC Birthday Index

    She's Dutch, Snowth. It's a nickname. ------------
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    College Advice

    -------------- A college diploma of some kind IS a better guarantor of work, still, despite the proliferation of trade schools that only teach you one thing as opposed to an actual university which teaches (ideally, anyway) LIFE skills and self-reliance, not just how to work a machine so you can...
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    Dealing with depression and anxiety

    ------------ Sorry to hear of your family troubles, DQM...I wasn't good at adjusting to a blended family either, but thankfully all my stepsiblings are much older and moved out shortly after I and my brother moved in, so it wasn't the sort of issue you're having. If your dad is set on marrying...
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    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    ------------ An author's chat room I used to be a regular in so collectively hated the idea of age/sex checks by strangers popping in that we all would chorus "18/M" whenever some idiot asked. Was kind of amusing to see an entire scroll of 32 people all yelling it out... What does it matter...
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