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  1. newsmanfan

    Worried about going into high school...

    ------------ Shotput, holy cow Figgie... *ducking* High school is just more of the same cliques from middle school. Ignore them all and be who you are...you will draw out like-minded people that way, moreso than if you try hard to fit in. Grow thick skin and believe in yourself, and you'll do...
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    I don't wanna grow up...

    ------------- Wow, we gots a lotta younguns around here... Now where'd I put my cane...:sleep: Hey Snowth...is it true they use pig brains to make scrupples? ;) -----------------
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    What do you know about dreams?

    -------------- Curious if anyone has ever had a particularly gory dream, whether they died in it or not. Back in the early '90s I recall a dream where I was being chased by Freddy Krueger. I wasn't as worried about dying as I was about how much those knife-rakes were gonna HURT. Some days I...
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    Remembering Jerry Nelson (July 10, 1934-August 23, 2012)

    -------------- Very sad news, yes. I have to reflect that this may be a growing trend...after all, a lot of the original Muppeteers are getting up there now...NO I don't wish it anytime soon, but am resigned to the ravages of time on people I admire. RIP Jerry. You were one of the best ever...
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    Another Stupid movie to Overreact to...

    ------------ Where I used to work, a Boobah thing came in and we accepted it in trade for the sole purpose of scaring the living bejeebers out of one another with it. D--d thing kept popping up in people's lockers, hanging from manager's ofc ceiling, etc...until we finally DID take a power saw...
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    Frank Oz: "New Muppets Too Cute"

    ------------- At the Rifftrax Live show last week, in the slide show of quips and jokes before the actual live feed/movie riffing, one of the slides made reference to Frank's quote...and then obliquely slammed him for having performed in the Star Wars prequels. Now, I love Frank...but yeah. I...
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    Get ready for some Muppet nightmare fuel

    Okay, one wonderfully awful Muppet parody deserves another...classic Tarantino! WARNING: language!
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ---------- Working on it. Very slowly. A bit of a block plus the heat... Rhonda: Oh will ya listen at this! Excuses, excuses. :news: You DID promise me you'd work on it last night. And the night before that. And the... I know, I know... *gesturing at the two raggy things trying to eat the...
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    Muppet Photoshop Art and Sketches

    -------------- Neat style! It all has sort of a Russian-propaganda-poster vibe to it, very graphically loud and fun. I like! :news: --------------
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    To Beaust or Not to Beaust - A Beauregard Story

    ----------- The first chapter had me convinced your unnamed narrator was lost in a Silent Hill-type scenario...how odd to find it was real. And why would he recognize someone in the elevator of the hotel who doesn't seem to have recognized him? Clarify please? I like Beau (the Muppet, although...
  11. newsmanfan

    On Writing Fan Fiction (Rules & Advice)

    ------------- And always bring your grammar. And yer gramper too, if need be... ------------
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    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------ Save those, Bobo, so no one tries to use 'em in a voodoo ritual against you. Rhonda: Great. Give the bear IDEAS. Then again...since he doesn't already have any in that giant beehive of a skull... Rat, snark someplace else. Rhonda: Fine. *hops onto table* Shove over, I need to...
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    What is your strangest habit?

    ------------- Oh yeah. Radiobrain is annoying? Huh...mine isn't, but then again I figured out how to redirect it toward songs I'd actually LIKE to hear... -------------
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    BOO! The "What Scared You Today?" Thread

    ------------ *gigglefit* ------------
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    I don't wanna grow up...

    ------------- Bully for Figgie! I second Snowth's comment. Though I'm far from conservative myself, I can certainly see how following the path Figgie has laid out for herself would avoid quite a bit of potential heartache (and worse things). Good for you, kiddo. :) ---------------
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    Dealing with depression and anxiety

    ------------- charlie, take deep breaths and find a quiet place to lay still. Focus on good thoughts. And if all else fails, find someone to strangle. Just not Newsie... :news: --------------
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    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    ----------- You would totally rock a cute lil soul patch! and AWESOME Sesame collection. Yeah, loving the lamppost! --------------
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    College Advice

    ------------ Good luck Mo! May your classload be just right, your dorm unsmelly and quiet (hey, I can hope) :concern:, and your profs both intelligent AND good teachers! ---------------
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    Songs You Can't Stand

    ------------- That moronic new Eurosynthpop song from some no-namer, the one used by Bing commercials. For some ungodly reason the station I usually listen to, which is HARD rock, has been playing it in heavy roatation. Not only is it musically bland as Wonderbread, but a listen at the lyrics...
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    BOO! The "What Scared You Today?" Thread

    ----------- And you just all reminded me of my intent to get on the National Bone Marrow Donors List. I keep forgetting to look that up...gonna go check how to do it now... No, it's not scary, and you can save a life! -------------
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