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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    Part Forty-Seven Dr Bunsen Honeydew pottered cheerfully among the server racks, reams of cables, and command center desk with its two monitors and keyboard controls. One computer screen would show commands entered into the intricate system of motorized contraptions, motion sensors...
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    The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

    --------------- Just ran across this. The geek in me is thrilled. The music lover in me is horrified:
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    When you need to rant...

    Aha! So YOU'RE the one who stole half my ciders! -------------
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    The Funny Picture Thread

    --------------- It's the look that makes it, lol. Inspired. Heading over to Pundit Kitchen... --------------
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    Another Stupid movie to Overreact to...

    ---------------- Suddenly reminded of Venkman. "Aww, but the kids love us!" ---------------
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    When you need to rant...

    ------------- *throws can of Sierra Mist at Snowth* Catch. I shook it for you already. Anyone else want one of my Woodchuck Fall ed. Hard Ciders? Well ya can't. I'm drinking 'em all. Welcome to this edition of Fear and Self-Loathing, Not Necessarily in Las Vegas. I'm tired... chorus: Hiiii...
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    Hensonville City 2011

    -------------- :news: Why are we discussing ferret ears? Tell Ed to go talk to the Weasels, Stoats & Ferrets Association. Rhonda: Why are we so grumpy? :news: *scowl* I am NOT grumpy. Rhonda: Well if I said Dopey I knew you'd get ticked. :news: *deeper scowl* Hmf! Rhonda: Lemme guess...
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    What do you know about dreams?

    -------------- So -- who's been playing with those dirty little puppets again, hmmmmm? The kind that pretend to be all wholesome and good and are really tools of unspeakable EVIL? Could it be, oh I don't know...Frank Oz? Well the Star Wars prequels were pretty evil, but no....hmmmm...could it...
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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    -------------- Excuse me?? Have you not seen "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", one of the funniest surrealist plays of all time? (The film was decent too.) Working on it. Appreciate patience, all! --------------
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    Stupidity Strikes Again (Revisited)

    ----------- Er...does it come with the free Junior DNA Sampler Kit and an app linking your iPhone to the FBI database? Y'know...for testing the bandaids... -------------
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    Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny - Worst Movie Ever?

    Ye gods. Sounds utterly rank. If we're nominating bad films we love to hate, I'm adding "Psychos In Love" to the list. It TRIED to be funny...FAIL... ---------------
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    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    -------------- ...and today. Don't look so excited, really, it's nothing.
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    The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

    ---------- This. THIS is why I love Colbert: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/418609/august-31-2012/mitt-romney-s--solid--gop-convention-speech
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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    ----------- NARF! Frog help me. I couldn't stop it. I just couldn't... *tossing mouse-flavored muffins aplenty* ----------------
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    Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny - Worst Movie Ever?

    -------------- Sounds...different... will wait and see. :) Ed! You've never seen "Master Ninja"? Ohhhh man. Dude. Go Youtube it. Failed tv series featuring Lee Van Cleef and one (I forget which, they all act so awfully) of the Van Patten kids. Horrible, horrible show...great MST ep! Joel and...
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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    -------- Heh heh heh...no, Jonny Coyne is an actor. He played the sadistic warden on "Alcatraz", whom I suspect would have appreciated most of the shows on MMN. Just an in-joke for m own amusement! :news: -------------
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    Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny - Worst Movie Ever?

    ------------ Don't forget the Master Ninja Theme Song!! (which was my answering machine message for some time back in the day...) Oh yeah, the zombie thing with JDB...thanks for reminding me! -----------
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    Worried about going into high school...

    ------------ Good luck and have fun, Vincent and Figgie! :):news: ---------------
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    Weekly Box Office and Film Discussion Thread

    ------------ Just looked up "Hotel Transylvania" hoping it would be based on the Chelsea Quinn Yarbro book...eeesh. Not even close. Selena Gomez has a leading role? .....WHY? ------------
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