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------------- Now there's a good question. Why is it one can vote or be drafted in the US at 18 but not drink until 21?? Do you realize almost everywhere else the drinking age is 18 or even younger? Of course, in Nawlins the drinking age is "can you reach the counter"... --------------

Dude. Gotta have the cherry. Try the ones marinated in brandy...mmmmm! ---------------

"Doooooccctoooorrrrrr!" -------------

------------- RAIN! woohoo! Rhonda: Where? Outside the library. Finally. Although (cough cough) the alkaline scent of the desert tends to be overwhelming when wet... :news: *wanders through living room to kitchen, his nose completely covered in Breathe-okay strips* Sniff... Rhonda: Some...

------------- ALCATRAZ!!! Cmon...a movie...a graphic novel series...something?? I wanna know how it ends!! --------------

Sounds like karma to me! -------------

------------- I am thankful I never ever visited there. Though I DO miss Tiki Gardens. --------------

--------------- We Mac folk call it the POWER button... I am okay with cursing...but I especially appreciate creative cursing. Like descriptive terms for yak anatomy (true -- a friend in high school specialized in this. It broke everyone up laughing and diffused the anger well). I'd really...

What makes you think I'm a consort? Really! I'll have you know I conduct ALL my conspiracies without sleeping with the other party, thank you! Hmf! ----------------

------------ The sailors say Janice, you're a fine girl... d-- it Ed, see what you started? Grr... Liking the subtle references to a new passion found for one rather sniffy designer. Nice that he and Howard could find some middle ground in their worries over the pig and frog. And I love the...

------------- Tesla coils exist. I personally think Van Der Graff generators are cooler, though. --------------

--------------- Not to my knowledge. It coulda been, though. Maybe CT will grab it and run with it? Looks right up their alley...which is not the same as up their area, of course. ;) --------------

------------- Hah! Ed...vampire duck...wasn't there one on Darkwing? That would be, I think, about the third or fourth Gordon Ramsey joke I've done in this fic. Check out "****'s Kitchen", Ed, for primo kitchen diva antics. I'm not a regular fan, but every now and then I catch one of his...

------------ Okay...I did really enjoy watching Scooter Muppet up and smack down the smarmy lawyer. And you've obviously thought a lot about the Muppet version of good and bad PR. The story as a whole is realistic...I'd just like you to PLAY more with it! Why so serious? I mean, yeah, you threw...

-------------- I've always wondered if Bunsen was a different Muppet with the cameras off, audience gone, etc...though personally I think he really IS oblivious to the pain he causes most of the time, your take on the friendship is very sweet. Yes...we can HOPE someone cares about the poor lad...

------------ "group home for troubled youth" ...LOL. Oh dear. Why do I hear the Theme Music of Impending Comic Doom? -------------

------------- I think the absolutely laughable bellydance is my fave part... Wow. How unappealing and completely unerotic can we get? *breaks into Mike and the Bots' version of "Tubular Boobular Joy"* ---------------

----------- I actually used to love renting the low-budget awful horror flicks which Redbox carries en masse...until my bank account was hijacked from one. Beware those wireless transmitters around your debit cards, folks. -------------

------------- Sadly, no one is covering the story anymore. While I admire the IDEAL of the movement, it was always doomed...the American public cares more about what the NJ Househo's are doing any given day than what their own corporate-sponsored government is doing to them. Bread and...

----------- Author's Note: There are several silly references in the above chapter. Two of them are rather Six Degrees of Sam Neill. I defy anyone to name the more obscure one. Anyone actually managing this feat will have my undying admiration and a batch of chocolate pumpkin cookies personally...