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  1. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------ Cake! Thanks Ed! I could use a...heyyyyy...did you guys eat it already? Rhonda: Well, you're never HERE so it would serve you right if we did. Did you? Rhonda: No. I did not. :news: *pokes head up from his laptop* Cake? We have cake? ...Sorry, was checking all the news...
  2. newsmanfan

    Happy Birthday Beakie!

    ----------- :eek: Mee mee meep mee, Meebermee! ----------
  3. newsmanfan

    The MC Birthday Index

    ---------- Jan 6. Of course I was an Epiphany. :news: -----------
  4. newsmanfan

    The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

    ------------ I lost my voice for a while last night after laughing too hard at the Rifftrax Live: "Manos, the Hands of Fate" event. It was ALL at least good, and some was superlative, but I think the "White Trash 'Twilight' Sketch" was the part at which I actually damaged my throat. Totally...
  5. newsmanfan

    MSTies unite!

    ------------ Rifftrax Live: "Manos, the Hands of Fate" was wonderful!!! They're doing another in October: "Birdemic" -- the clips they showed look phenomenally awful in a so-low-budget-even-Syfy-won't-touch-it way! Can't wait! There was a slide show playing on the screen when I came in before...
  6. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------- :news: *delivering a wrapped gift to Robin* Happy birthday! Sorry it's a little late...er...my roommate seems to be perenially behind the time. I'M not! So I made sure to get you this...it's a Frog Scout-approved standard issue tadpole tent! Er, for when you go camping. And stuff...
  7. newsmanfan

    Fan art

    ----------- I was amused when another member here commented on DA about the missing collar. Glad you liked! They're fun to draw, and who doesn't like a snugglepic? --------------
  8. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ---------- SAMPO! :news: What's a sampo? Rhonda: Don't think I wanna know. Well, I'd have to capture all four winds just to get the bellows for the fire to be hot enough to forge a sampo anyway, so I guess that's out...who wants a cold drink? Rhonda: Me! :news: Er...non-alcoholic? I...
  9. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    ---------- Hey -- this is HORROR. It's not supposed to be pretty. Or easy. But it IS also Muppets, so there will be happy endings...for MOST of the characters... I figure the monsters caught up in the Big Uggy's grand scheme are rather like the everyday Germans. When things are scary all...
  10. newsmanfan

    What made you roll your eyes today thread?

    ---------------- ...which is WHY Muppet merch from the '70s and early '80s is sometimes hard to come by... You don't wanna hear all the fights my friends and I staged between our 12" action figures from Star Wars, Kiss, and Alien! ----------------
  11. newsmanfan

    The Anti-Rant Thread

    ------------- I make a point of picking the strangest and yet most apropo cards to send out. Birthdays, weddings, Halloween... Just sent one to my little bro whose b'day is in a couple of days: "Ninjas and birthdays...evil realities." --------------
  12. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    -------------- Well, the gag on "I Married a Monster!" is like "Let's Make a Deal": Does the blob want Susan #23, or what the Doc's going to do to this latest victi--contestant? I meant contestant... What? No comment on "two feet to the floor, etc"? That bit always cracks me up, no matter what...
  13. newsmanfan

    What do you know about dreams?

    -------------- Solution, people: watch no reality TV whatsoever! It fries neurons! I wish I could steer my dreams more. There's a few I'd LIKE to have and can't seem to get there... --------------
  14. newsmanfan

    What made you roll your eyes today thread?

    Can't STAND that little narcissist. Made me angry that Google Plus threw her into my stream as "trending". We have forgotten the difference between trends, which are society-wide and era-defining, and fads, which are...that. ----------------
  15. newsmanfan

    MSTies unite!

    ---------------- Got my tix for Rifftrax: Manos! Will let you guys know how it was, for anyone unable to attend in your area. Uh, that would be the non-MST-specific sort of "area." Rewatched the MST "Manos" last night. I'd forgot just how friggin LONG those endless boring-scenery shots out of...
  16. newsmanfan

    RIP Ron Palillo

    ------------------ Frank Coniff, of MST3K fame, posted this on Twitter: "Gonna miss Arnold Horshack, funny Sweathog and dependable MST3K/Cinematic Titanic reference. Rest In Peace, Ron Palillo." 26 playing 16...eh...Hollywood's done that so many times it's pathetic. I wasn't a "Kotter" fan but...
  17. newsmanfan

    Michael J. Fox Reportedly Returning To TV

    ------------ He's talented and smart, and this would be a fine way for him to raise awareness of others with his condition while being able to laugh at it all...honestly it sounds healthy to me, as long as he has a strong input into it. Good for him. Sure, I'd watch. :) ---------------
  18. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------- :news: Ahem. Um. Are we giving Pew anything? Rhonda: I'm still miffed about the fleas he gave ME. *shudders* Which reminds me...is it time to spray again yet? We missed another birthday? Sheesh. Uh...sure...um...wait, got it! *runs to room, returns holding up a small gold coin*...
  19. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    Part Forty-Five The place they dumped her in was cramped and stank of unwashed fur and other things less appetizing. Rhonda crouched in a corner, shivering. When the chuckling monster left, she finally took a shuddering breath, then wrinkled her nose. “Aw, gawd...what is this, the back room at...
  20. newsmanfan

    The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

    ------------ Yogurt with noodles, heated, is a decent staple dish in the Balkan region, methinks...and not bad. Add some garlic and sauteed onions! -------------
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