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  1. newsmanfan

    Stupidity Strikes Again (Revisited)

    ------------ Watching some late-night flicks on cheapo channels like "THIS" and "METV" show me the seedy side of ambulance chasers right next to spots for the next wonderdrug for weight loss, sex stamina, etc...talk about partnerships waiting to happen! --------------
  2. newsmanfan

    MSTies unite!

    ---------- If you're on Twitter: https://twitter.com/RiffTrax https://twitter.com/CinematicTitans Mike, Frank, and many of the others have their own personal accounts, too. Mike and Frank are regularly hilarious; Frank riffed the entirety of BOTH politcal conventions. I think both have their...
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    The Official Top 10 Anything...

    ------------ Wow...I have very little in common with you guys besides Muppets. Ha...to each their own, I suppose. :) -------------
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    What's Worse?

    -------------- "We all die alone and afraid, Joel." I used to be afraid of it. Now I'd relish it. I hate living with other people. And, really, all of us ARE already alone in our heads and always will be. Just accept it and move on. Even the most intimate companionship is still not a...
  5. newsmanfan

    MSTies unite!

    ------------ Tell them! They love suggestions. :) Rewatched "Gamera vs Guiron" a couple days ago and was happy to find it's the origin of one of my fave lines: "We're from the padding dept.; where's the plot hole?" Had me singing the Gamera song all day afterward. And wondering how Officer...
  6. newsmanfan

    When you need to rant...

    ------------- That's why there are very very few people I think of, or keep up with, as friends. The rest are acquaintances. I only invest in the ones who seem like genuine people, not narcissists. ------------------
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    Fan Creations Thread

    ---------------- Vincent, I LOVE it that you know who Caspar David Friedrich is! One of my fave painters! Nice poems, too. Very haikulike in their themes, though not in execution, obviously. Have you tried the form? I think you'd be good at it. ------------
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    Copyright laws and the internet

    -------------- Most of the time, it's not prosecuted; the law is meant to go after those who take away the rights of ownership of music, video, images, etc by copying and distributing the work. Some artists are very lax about this; I personally don't care if someone wants to steal my drawings...
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    Questions about anything

    True. The lenses block some of the gases emitted by the onion flesh, which trigger the allergic "crying". I'm the same way. And the older the onion, the more gas it gives off. Scallions never cause me to tear up but a big yellow onion that's been sitting around for weeks...yep. --------------
  10. newsmanfan

    Casey's Fan Art!

    ------------- Heh heh heh...these are cute. Keep 'em coming! --------------
  11. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    ----------- LOL thanks all! I spent a couple of hours yesterday just planning out the next chapter, which will be long and feature pretty much all but the kitchen sink. Muppet Sink: Hey! Er...okay, well, I guess we can make a small walk-on part for the monster furniture. Or appliances...
  12. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------ Rat witches...neat... Rhonda: WHAT? *clutches at her silk lapels* You did NOT just refer to rodent sandwiches, did you?? Huh? No! Look...rat witches! *shows her grandinroad catalog shot* Little stuffy rats, dressed like...see? Rhonda: Hmf. As if I'd be caught dead in a hat...
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    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    ------------ *picturing a deflated Ed* Ummm...cute. Cute collapse. Ru didn't so much help with the section as teach me how to do it. She's still the unchallenged master (mistress? or is that just weird?) of frog/pig stuff, but I'm finding them easier to write after studying her. Hail Ru...
  14. newsmanfan

    The Official Top 10 Anything...

    --------------- What? No Belushi on the Top 10 SNL list?? Yeah, Chevy was great there...but it seems to have been the high point of his career. Ditto that for Mike Meyers... -----------------
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    When you need to rant...

    -------------- After a sickening two-box binge when I was 12 I cannot even abide the smell of Thin Mints anywhere near me. Bleh. ----------------
  16. newsmanfan

    The Funny Picture Thread

    ------------ Like, whoa, Ted! -----------
  17. newsmanfan

    Fan Creations Thread

    ----------- Thanks guys. Still don't know what its subject thinks. Ah well... -----------
  18. newsmanfan

    The MC Birthday Index

    ---------------- Happy Birthday Casey! Hey-- I have that shirt! I had that shirt before you were born! Argh! Have a great birthday night. Don't eat the garlic bread WITH the ice cream. ------------
  19. newsmanfan

    Dealing with depression and anxiety

    ------------------ Never thought I'd get hung up on an unavailable person again. I really must have deep and strange Issues. Been sleepless and depressed for days now worrying about the reception of my artwork, when really it shouldn't matter one whit. Add job worries and money worries and just...
  20. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    Part Forty-Eight At the next corner, Rhonda paused for a breath, flattening her back against the slimy wall. A ruined dress was the least of her worries at the moment. She looked at the bulky rat in a white tee next to her, catching his breath as well. “Ya hangin’ in there, kid?” Bubba asked...
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