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-------------- *Carl the Big Mean Steward is marching around all the corridors in a white jacket & captain's hat, singing at the top of his lungs...which creates a cloud wherever he goes as plaster and dust shake down from ceilings and doorjambs* BMC: Tha LOOOOOVE BOOAAAT! SOON WE'LL BE MAKING...

Trying to catch up on critiques BEFORE you post like a mad Scribbler again! ;) Good thing Scribbler's camerathing is a raccoon. No one will ever be able to tell when he's hung over... Watching Fleet jockey and jostle through the other bottom feeders was enjoyable, and up to this point I'm...

--------- A strawberry margarita? *suddenly hit with the scene from "Blue Velvet": "Heineken? F-- that s--! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"* ...anyway... Wondering if Rowlf ever uses the old "gotta see a fire hydrant about a hookup" joke. Very popular among dogs of a certain age. Good logic Rowlf...

--------------- :news: *bounce bounce bounce* *fret fret fret* *scowl scowl scowl* Someone give me a cryo chamber please? I have an irritable Muppet here who doesn't want to wait to give his Daily Muppet report... --------------

---------- Cool...haven't been able to stop by the comic shop in a while (no funds) but now I have an excuse to check in later this week! Thanks for the heads-up. --------------

I saw a few recently that did, but couldn't recall for you now which ones. I was hunting for Muppety ones and found nothing. At least I have a boxful still from last year's purchases. Not celebrating it this year really except among friends. Mardi Gras is more fun anyway. :) --------------

-------------- *Kris, coming back to the flat after a loooong week, sees a large gray furry pile blocking the hallway* Dangit! Where the heck is Beau and WHY is there a pile of used mops in the hallway? BMC: Mops? Where? Do they still have goop from the theatre floor on 'em? Oh. It's YOU...

Whew...okay...trying a new response technique here to save scrolling time! Stuff I enjoyed muchly: -- Fozzie & Kermit before the show: I could actually HEAR the drum rimshot. Touching and funny. -- Scribbler rationalizing his terrible life choices to himself. I don't think it's ever even...

------------ All set? :news: Uhhh...yes. I mean yes. Absolutely. Rubber ducky music lessons gift certificate for Ernie? :news: Check. Fancy Peruvian woven scarf for Gillis? :news: Roger that. Carl, the Big Mean Bunny: We have a Roger? Nobody said anything about Rogers. I've always...

------------- *Snookie and Carl are sitting in the living room staring at the tv, getting more irritable by the minute. Carl's chair, soaked in drool hours ago during a Top Chef marathon, has now dried crusty. Snookie is still annoyed Carl ate the remote after a fight over channel-changing...

You're making the assumption, both of you, that "chocolate" equates to Hershey's or some other mass-produced milky drek. REAL chocolate HAS NO SUGAR. Cacao is not fattening, and aids many hormonal processes in the body. Eat DARK chocolate, as high a cacao percentage as you can get. SWEETS are...

------------- Rant: people in denial, which is apparently a river many enjoy swimming in for most of their lives... Just disgusted with the daughter (60ish, should know better) of one of my clients. The client has taken a turn for the worse; she already has Parkinson's, and has been very...

---------- *Big Mean Carl is loping through the halls, his enormous schnozz working like a bellows pump* BMC: SOMEONE around here has PASTA. Snookie *following in half trepidation, half morbid curiosity* And this concerns you how exactly? Heh heh, I thought you preferred cute furry animals...

------------- All right... although every single "that of" made me get out my grammar knife and start scraping the blade on a whetstone made of the fossilized OED (use a search/replace tool, PLEASE, and get RID of them, it's not even a phrase which exists in English!)...despite that... I liked...

----------- Muppets DRINKING? Why I NEVER! :news: *arms crossed* Do I need to remind you of a story which began with a bottle of red wine? And ended...ahem... Oh yeah. Actually I could stand to go look at that again... :news: AHEM! Can we get back to the comments on THIS tale? :o But...

------------ Yeah, where IS the sneaking ferret? I got a baaaaad feeling about this... Baab: Waaatch it. Sorry. Wasn't TRYING to make a sheep joke; it just kind of felt out of my mouth... Some lovely lovely things in this, Miz Thang. :) Piggy's whole desperate rationalizing of...

-------- Um. Hi, Link. *nudges Snookie* Be nice; go ask for hair-gel tips. Snookie: Heh, heh, do I look like I want fashion advice from a hog with a bad weave? :news: Erk. It's really rude to make fun of his chest hair, Chester. *Carl slaps on barber's apron, brings out huge fork* BMC: HI...

------------ Sam Neill has unequivocally stated numerous times he won't do it. Sorry. The dinosaurs-chasing-and-eating-people thing has been done to death, and not merely by this franchise. Unless they have one heck of a story and some amazing talent onscreen, I have zero interest. ------------

--------- BMC: Oh! You has a sad? *flumphs down next to Angie on rooftop; several drainpipes rattle, one falls off* I had a sad once...but I ate it! *beat* THANK YOU! Snookie *opening door to roof* THERE he is. Hey, Throw Rug. We're gonna go see what sort of suck-- er, that is, see what sort...

------------- *Carl, the Big Mean Window-washer is working his way on a cleaning scaffold up the side of the building; he spots Angie* BMC: HI! *waves hopefully* You look kinda down. Are you tasty? ------------