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Jack Bandit: What the--where'd the cat come from? I hate cats! Get me-ow-ta here! *cheeky look to the camera* What happened to the alligator?

Jack Bandit: *calling down to Moppet* Any luck? Is the alligator British? Should I send tea? Crumpets? The Queen Anne's Revenge? *to Nell* I don't really know what any of these things are... I'm just trying to help. Did you see those Leprechauns earlier? And here I thought little green men only...

Jack Bandit: *to Nell* Wait, wait! *calls to Logan* Hey, step-cousin, c'mere, got a job for you... one you definitely won't dread. *ties Nell's dreads around Logan's waist* Lower away, commander Nell! May the Force be somewhere near you, Logan.

Jack Bandit: *tosses Leprechaun away* That was getting me nowhere. *hollers down the sewer* Hey, Moppet, have you started wrestling that alligator yet? This is just a crap-shot on my end... but you should probably NOT put your head in its mouth.

Jack Bandit: What is this? Saint Jack-Tricks Day, the day where everyone tricks Jack? ...Wow, our writers have really gotten lazy while we've been gone.

Jack Bandit: *exchanges confused look with Leprechaun* Excuse me, I am no goof! Nincompoop, failure, idiot, yes... but goof? That's just insulting! *hollers to Nell* Yes! Plumber! Here! I can pay you in... leprechaun!

Jack Bandit: Leprechaun?! That means gold. *alligator snaps again at Jack* Alligator?! That means pain! Curses... my greatest love and my greatest hate in one scene. Whatever shall I do? WAIT! I've got it! *throws plunger at Moppet's head* *grabs the leprechaun off of Logan's shoulder and holds...

Jack Bandit: *using plunger to beat off snapping 'gator* I hate to make wild alliga-tions (get it?!), but I think your drains might be infested. Maybe buy a gate-or (see what I did there?!) something before I lose an arm or my most important appendage... my third toe from the left!

Jack Bandit: What?! You put that spiny nerd over ME, your long-time friend, confidant, business partner, and moose rangler? How DARE you, sir! I'm moving to the sewers! *uses crowbar to pry open manhole cover* *an alligator shoots out of the hole and snaps wildly at Jack* ...Oh Moppet! I think...

Jack Bandit: *spits out the neighbor's cow, which he was apparently biting into* Talk about getting into a bad mooooo'd. Studio audience: *canned laughter* Jack Bandit: Oh great... you didn't tell me the neighbors were a traditional sitcom audience! Ugh. ...Who's the snail lady and the...

Jack Bandit: Sewers? I grew up in one... You're talking about New Jersey, right? But seriously, I always carry a crowbar for quick escapes--erm... I mean slick landscapes. Yes. Right. Crowbar. Here. *hands Moppet the crowbar and proceeds to eat the blackened steak with his hands*

Jack Bandit: *lurking in the bushes outside the house* It's about time. I've been waiting to come out of hiding for years. This bush can only double as a bathroom for so long before it becomes unsanitary. *steps out of the bushes wearing a dapper suit* *approaches Father Moppet* Oh, Mr. Mo-ped...

They're on the way! It's just music, not full audio... hope that's okay!

WOW! Stuart, once again you've blown me away! I am SO thrilled to know that you're still working on this. Your piece is absolutely breath-taking. Beautiful, beautiful work.

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The Muppets and Sesame Street Garner SIX Webby Awards Nominations http://themuppetmindset.blogspot.com/2012/04/vote-for-muppets-in-webbys.html

Weekly Muppet Wednesdays: Uncle Traveling Matt http://themuppetmindset.blogspot.com/2012/04/weekly-muppet-wednesdays-uncle.html

Okay, bucko, here's the thing. I've known you for seven years now and I'm sick and tired of putting on this act and doing this pretending and carrying on. I think, after TEN YEARS of you being here, it's about time I revealed how I truly feel. About seven years ago (nearly EIGHT... goodness)...

Nicholas Stoller Talks The Muppets Sequel http://themuppetmindset.blogspot.com/2012/04/nicholas-stoller-talks-muppets-sequel.html

News Update: Sesame Street Threadless T-Shirt Design Contest, Muppets Dominate Webby Award Nominations, and much more! http://themuppetmindset.blogspot.com/2012/04/news-update-april-12-2012.html