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  1. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    -------------- *Carl the Big Mean Steward is marching around all the corridors in a white jacket & captain's hat, singing at the top of his lungs...which creates a cloud wherever he goes as plaster and dust shake down from ceilings and doorjambs* BMC: Tha LOOOOOVE BOOAAAT! SOON WE'LL BE MAKING...
  2. newsmanfan

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Trying to catch up on critiques BEFORE you post like a mad Scribbler again! ;) Good thing Scribbler's camerathing is a raccoon. No one will ever be able to tell when he's hung over... Watching Fleet jockey and jostle through the other bottom feeders was enjoyable, and up to this point I'm...
  3. newsmanfan

    A Nest Divided: A Sam the Eagle Story

    --------- A strawberry margarita? *suddenly hit with the scene from "Blue Velvet": "Heineken? F-- that s--! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"* ...anyway... Wondering if Rowlf ever uses the old "gotta see a fire hydrant about a hookup" joke. Very popular among dogs of a certain age. Good logic Rowlf...
  4. newsmanfan

    Muppets sequel plot and promotional photo in Entertainment Weekly

    --------------- :news: *bounce bounce bounce* *fret fret fret* *scowl scowl scowl* Someone give me a cryo chamber please? I have an irritable Muppet here who doesn't want to wait to give his Daily Muppet report... --------------
  5. newsmanfan

    The Muppet Show Comic Book: The Four Seasons Graphic Novel

    ---------- Cool...haven't been able to stop by the comic shop in a while (no funds) but now I have an excuse to check in later this week! Thanks for the heads-up. --------------
  6. newsmanfan

    The dark day of Valentines Day is upon us...

    I saw a few recently that did, but couldn't recall for you now which ones. I was hunting for Muppety ones and found nothing. At least I have a boxful still from last year's purchases. Not celebrating it this year really except among friends. Mardi Gras is more fun anyway. :) --------------
  7. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    -------------- *Kris, coming back to the flat after a loooong week, sees a large gray furry pile blocking the hallway* Dangit! Where the heck is Beau and WHY is there a pile of used mops in the hallway? BMC: Mops? Where? Do they still have goop from the theatre floor on 'em? Oh. It's YOU...
  8. newsmanfan

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Whew...okay...trying a new response technique here to save scrolling time! Stuff I enjoyed muchly: -- Fozzie & Kermit before the show: I could actually HEAR the drum rimshot. Touching and funny. -- Scribbler rationalizing his terrible life choices to himself. I don't think it's ever even...
  9. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------ All set? :news: Uhhh...yes. I mean yes. Absolutely. Rubber ducky music lessons gift certificate for Ernie? :news: Check. Fancy Peruvian woven scarf for Gillis? :news: Roger that. Carl, the Big Mean Bunny: We have a Roger? Nobody said anything about Rogers. I've always...
  10. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------- *Snookie and Carl are sitting in the living room staring at the tv, getting more irritable by the minute. Carl's chair, soaked in drool hours ago during a Top Chef marathon, has now dried crusty. Snookie is still annoyed Carl ate the remote after a fight over channel-changing...
  11. newsmanfan

    Questions about anything

    You're making the assumption, both of you, that "chocolate" equates to Hershey's or some other mass-produced milky drek. REAL chocolate HAS NO SUGAR. Cacao is not fattening, and aids many hormonal processes in the body. Eat DARK chocolate, as high a cacao percentage as you can get. SWEETS are...
  12. newsmanfan

    When you need to rant...

    ------------- Rant: people in denial, which is apparently a river many enjoy swimming in for most of their lives... Just disgusted with the daughter (60ish, should know better) of one of my clients. The client has taken a turn for the worse; she already has Parkinson's, and has been very...
  13. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ---------- *Big Mean Carl is loping through the halls, his enormous schnozz working like a bellows pump* BMC: SOMEONE around here has PASTA. Snookie *following in half trepidation, half morbid curiosity* And this concerns you how exactly? Heh heh, I thought you preferred cute furry animals...
  14. newsmanfan

    Monday Post Production

    ------------- All right... although every single "that of" made me get out my grammar knife and start scraping the blade on a whetstone made of the fossilized OED (use a search/replace tool, PLEASE, and get RID of them, it's not even a phrase which exists in English!)...despite that... I liked...
  15. newsmanfan

    A Nest Divided: A Sam the Eagle Story

    ----------- Muppets DRINKING? Why I NEVER! :news: *arms crossed* Do I need to remind you of a story which began with a bottle of red wine? And ended...ahem... Oh yeah. Actually I could stand to go look at that again... :news: AHEM! Can we get back to the comments on THIS tale? :o But...
  16. newsmanfan

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    ------------ Yeah, where IS the sneaking ferret? I got a baaaaad feeling about this... Baab: Waaatch it. Sorry. Wasn't TRYING to make a sheep joke; it just kind of felt out of my mouth... Some lovely lovely things in this, Miz Thang. :) Piggy's whole desperate rationalizing of...
  17. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    -------- Um. Hi, Link. *nudges Snookie* Be nice; go ask for hair-gel tips. Snookie: Heh, heh, do I look like I want fashion advice from a hog with a bad weave? :news: Erk. It's really rude to make fun of his chest hair, Chester. *Carl slaps on barber's apron, brings out huge fork* BMC: HI...
  18. newsmanfan

    Another Jurrassic Park 2014

    ------------ Sam Neill has unequivocally stated numerous times he won't do it. Sorry. The dinosaurs-chasing-and-eating-people thing has been done to death, and not merely by this franchise. Unless they have one heck of a story and some amazing talent onscreen, I have zero interest. ------------
  19. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    --------- BMC: Oh! You has a sad? *flumphs down next to Angie on rooftop; several drainpipes rattle, one falls off* I had a sad once...but I ate it! *beat* THANK YOU! Snookie *opening door to roof* THERE he is. Hey, Throw Rug. We're gonna go see what sort of suck-- er, that is, see what sort...
  20. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------- *Carl, the Big Mean Window-washer is working his way on a cleaning scaffold up the side of the building; he spots Angie* BMC: HI! *waves hopefully* You look kinda down. Are you tasty? ------------
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