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If anyone ever watched "Dexter's Laboratory" on Cartoon Network, I now look like him, and have his voice, but I'm also taller than he is in the cartoons.

I love that "WHOMP!" sound effect!

I have about $30,000 in my monster bank account, so here's my security deposit, and payment enough for a year! *Gives money to "The Count" as required!*

I've installed an EAS (Enemy alert system) throughout the city. I will tell you more about it later.

How about we go to some kind of restaurant?

I would never do a temporary leave of abscence (did I spell that right?) without telling anyone.

Attention all Calamity club members: I will be on vacation soon. If you do need me send me a PM. I will be available until 11 PM on July 11th.

I think our low & high temperatures (at least until Thursday or Friday) are a bit too much for me.

"Oh really? You wouldn't even begin to know all the secrets I have!" *Purr monster comes in, and greets me with a big hug, a cute happy meow* Hi Purr Monster! How's my baby? *Gets pounced on, then kissed*

*With a raised eyebrow, and I now talk in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent* "Well, it certainly cannot be me! I wouldn't be evil enough if I tried!"

Beep Boop Bloop, Bleep Blaap Blarp, Beep Beep Bloop! Computer: Coordinates have been set. me: *Presses FIRE button* *Thinks: "Let's see how you deal with this, EVIL DOER!!!!"*

Let's see. I think I'll fire my weapons that Mojo JoJo (from Cartoon Network's "The Powerpuff Girls" gave me)

ok..... so it's back to the drawing board for the attack I just tried. If I had posted what I had previously was going to post, the enemy would've been totally suspended in time. (hits head on wall in self disgust)

Hopefully the attack I did on him will make him stay suspended in time for a while until someone attacks him besides me.

Mr. K: I did say I was going to pay double the cab fare, wasn't I? :)

I just got a special weather statement from NOAA regarding tomorrow's temps in my area. It's supposed to be over 100 degrees out, so they've issued an excessive heat warning for my area until tomorrow evening. I'm sure that if it continues, I'll be alerted.

Mr. K: OK, well, I'll pay you $2,505 and 18 cents! Satisfied?

It's now my chance to stop time for this enemy you guys are fighting. 3, 2, 1!!!! TIME STOP!!!!!!!! *All of a sudden, time starts slowing down for your enemy, until all of a sudden, time slows down to a complete stop.....* *Next thing you know, the enemy hears clocks ringing all over the...

What's the charge, cab-driver?

Here! Give it to me, and I'll take a look at it!