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The Weekly Survey

Discussion in 'Games' started by That Announcer, May 27, 2005.

  1. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    :confused:: Oh. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, here at Muppet Central, where the surveys are being made today.
    1.What? I’m not good enough to kidnap? Perhaps not. But with our new Muppet Labs Lover, everyone will want to kidnap you. Right, Beaker?
    2.How many fingers am I holding up? *lifts glasses* Well, it appears you haven't any fingers.
    3.Did you know…? I did, indeed.
    4.Look! It’s…! The Periodic Table of Elements! Oh, I love it!
    5.Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year? Tempermental today, I see. You've been taking Muppet Labs Emotional Pills again, haven't you?
    6.Dude, where’s my car? I'm afraid Beakie and I had to borrow it in order to create our new Muppet Labs Time Travel Car.
    7.Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains? Why, yes. Have you about 4 hours?
    8.My boyfriend has cancer. Should I break up with him? I wouldn't know. I've never had a boyfriend.
    9.Does this make my butt look fat? Not with our new Muppet Labs Slim Suit. With this invention, your derriere will look perfect. Right, Beaker?
    10.There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it! I see you still haven't much to say.

    :eek:: Meep meep meep mo meep mo!
    1.What? I’m not good enough to kidnap? Mo mo mo! Meep meep moo meep!
    2.How many fingers am I holding up? Mooooo.... meep!
    3.Did you know…? Meep Meep.
    4.Look! It’s…! Sadly temorary. *sigh*
    5.Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year? Meep?
    6.Dude, where’s my car? Meep moo meep mo mo meep!
    7.Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains? Meep mo!
    8.My boyfriend has cancer. Should I break up with him? Mo? Mo mo meep meep!
    9.Does this make my butt look fat? Moooo.... Meep!
    10.There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it! Mo?
     
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  2. MissMusical12

    MissMusical12 Well-Known Member

    AlittleMayhem.......you're a genius! I loved this survey
    1. What? I’m not good enough to kidnap? Too bad, so sad.
    2. How many fingers am I holding up? Ummm....Q?
    3. Did you know…? .....That I don't care. :rolleyes:
    4. Look! It’s…! Oh no, I'm not falling for that one. :mad:
    5. Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year? Ummm....they died.
    6. Dude, where’s my car? I stole it. ;)
    7. Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains? I didn't say I passed Meteorology well.
    8. My boyfriend has cancer. Should I break up with him? If you wanna regret it later and then commit suicide just to join him, sure. Not my problem if your parents cry over it later. :smirk:
    9. Does this make my butt look fat? Yes....no......maybe....so?
    10. There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it! I'm sorry. I thought you were the one asking the questions here.
     
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  3. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    1. Vienna, Austria
    2. Blue
    3. False
    4. 1776
    5. All of the above
    6. Saturday
    7. Christopher Columbus
    8. 3.14
    9. Me, Claudius
    10. Pineapples
     
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  4. beatnikchick300

    beatnikchick300 Well-Known Member

    1. What? I’m not good enough to kidnap? Not today, sorry
    2. How many fingers am I holding up? Twelve
    3. Did you know…? No.
    4. Look! It’s…! Superdude! The teenage superhero with powers that make women sweat!
    5. Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year? I ate them. Mmmmmm....
    6. Dude, where’s my car? On the roof. I'm sorry, people should know to keep me away from heavy machinery....
    7. Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains? It's God crying...probably because of something you did. ;)
    8. My boyfriend has cancer. Should I break up with him? Dude, not cool....
    9. Does this make my butt look fat? No, it does make your eyebrows look swollen. :fishy:
    10. There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it! Well, I never.....:attitude:
     
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  5. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member


    1. Not unless you have a remade nose and an annoying robot companion. *points to anyone who knows the reference here*
    2. *squinting* Eleven.
    3. Yes, but I still can't tell you about it. I signed a contract. They'll sue.
    4. SUPERGROVERRRRRR! :super:
    5. They were buried under the Snowdens of yesteryear. ;)
    6. Like, towed, dude. Stop parking in the cops-only zone.
    7. Probably, but not why I'm only happy when it does.
    8. My girlfriend WAS a Cancer, and I broke up with her, so maybe, yeah...
    9. There are pants which do not make fat butts??
    10. Now sit down, it's the other guy's turn to argue.
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  6. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    What? I’m not good enough to kidnap?
    ...
    How many fingers am I holding up?
    3.1415926535...
    Did you know…?
    I knew the muffin man. He lived on Cherry Lane.
    Look! It’s…!
    A bird, it's a plane, it's Super Grover, it's a flying toaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
    They became winners.
    Dude, where’s my car?
    Feel the power of a Zultan Z.

    Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains?
    Mine? No. Sarge's? Yes.
    My boyfriend has cancer. Should I break up with him?
    I feel bad for your future husband.
    Does this make my butt look fat?
    ...no comment?
    There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it!
    Well what if I don't ask it?...oh wait...
     
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  7. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    More Stupid Questions

    1. There’s a Fraggle colony living below my house. What should I do?
    2. Why do you have to make things so complicated?
    3. Is mayonnaise an instrument?
    4. What do you do with a B.A. in English?
    5. What is a rat doing in a ligament theatre?
    6. When’s lunch?
    7. Are you playing your love games with me?
    8. Why didn’t you tell me?!
    9. What’s the Elfish word for ‘prat’?
    10. I am making a citizen’s rat arrest! OUT!
     
  8. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Hey, making the random and senseless surveys is MY schtick. :p

    1. Davy Jones
    2. Yellow
    3. September
    4. False
    5. A
    6. The Sears Tower of Chicago
    7. Before Cleveland
    8. Right
    9. 7
    10. HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSE!!!
     
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  9. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    1. There’s a Fraggle colony living below my house. What should I do? Really?! Dude, that’s awesome! Hey, when can I come over?

    2. Why do you have to make things so complicated? I don’t, it’s very simple! You are just not listening to anything I say!

    3. Is mayonnaise an instrument? Oh, for frog’s sake. WHAT DID I JUST SAY!

    4. What do you do with a B.A. in English? Lots of things but a lot of people are idiots to take you up, so not a lot really.

    5. What is a rat doing in a ligament theatre? Oh, hai Rizzo!

    6. When’s lunch? But you just had breakfast! Stop taking so long to eat!

    7. Are you playing your love games with me? Ahh, this isn’t this kind of phone line, sir.

    8. Why didn’t you tell me?! ARGH! Not this again!

    9. What’s the Elfish word for ‘prat’? HAVE AT THEE!

    10. I am making a citizen’s rat arrest! OUT! Oh, erm, ok. C'mon, Riz. We're not wanted here. *leaves sadly*
     
  10. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    NYAH! :p
     
  11. MissMusical12

    MissMusical12 Well-Known Member

    1. There’s a Fraggle colony living below my house. What should I do? What else? Let's go exploring! :excited:
    2. Why do you have to make things so complicated? Why do YOU have to make things so complicated?
    3. Is mayonnaise an instrument? No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument. :attitude:
    4. What do you do with a B.A. in English? What is my life going to be?
    5. What is a rat doing in a ligament theatre? Trying to enjoy watching "Cats."
    6. When’s lunch? Never! :grr:
    7. Are you playing your love games with me? Maybe.....:coy:
    8. Why didn’t you tell me?! I didn't feel like it. :rolleyes:
    9. What’s the Elfish word for ‘prat’? Umm,....is this a trick question?
    10. I am making a citizen’s rat arrest! OUT! Fine then. -singing- We are never ever ever getting back together! :mad:
     
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  12. Vincent Liu

    Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    1. Get Bunsen in with a shrinking machine so I can go in
    2. I can't explain. It's too complicated…
    3. Oh yes, I break into song every time I have it.
    4. Get a job.
    5. Eating popcorn?
    6. You want lunch? Not after making me do this lousy survey! :p
    7. Depends on how you see it
    8. It is not required by law.
    9. Brat?
    10. :shifty: You called?
     
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  13. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    More Stupid Questions
    :oops:: Hey, that's not a nice word.

    1. There’s a Fraggle colony living below my house. What should I do? Maybe you should move your house below the colony. Then they won't be below you. And my Great Uncle Beaurgard always told me to respect those above you.
    2. Why do you have to make things so complicated? What would you like me to make complicated instead?
    3. Is mayonnaise an instrument? I think so....
    4. What do you do with a B.A. in English? I wouldn't know. I haven't got an English accent. Hey, I'm lucky to have a driver's license.
    5. What is a rat doing in a ligament theatre? Oh, I'm helping him borrow goodies from the refrigerator.
    6. When’s lunch? Ummm.... yesterday?
    7. Are you playing your love games with me? I only know how to play Tic-Tac-Toe.
    8. Why didn’t you tell me?! You never asked.
    9. What’s the Elfish word for ‘prat’? Ummm....??
    10. I am making a citizen’s rat arrest! OUT! Making it out of what?
     
  14. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    More Stupid Questions
    Oh good, I was wondering when things were gonna get interesting
    1. There’s a Fraggle colony living below my house. What should I do? Call an exterminator........unless they aren't bothering anything, then leave em alone
    2. Why do you have to make things so complicated? Because it's more fun that way
    3. Is mayonnaise an instrument? No, it's a redneck word. "Mayonnaise a lotta people in here"
    4. What do you do with a B.A. in English? Tell him to put a hat over his mohawk
    5. What is a rat doing in a ligament theatre? Probably trying to get a leg up
    6. When’s lunch? 12:30pm
    7. Are you playing your love games with me? No......mostly cause I have no clue who you are
    8. Why didn’t you tell me?! I thought you already knew
    9. What’s the Elfish word for ‘prat’? If I knew Elf, I'd tell ya
    10. I am making a citizen’s rat arrest! OUT! Ok, Gomer.
    Daniel
     
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  15. heralde

    heralde Well-Known Member

    1. There’s a Fraggle colony living below my house. What should I do? I don't know, celebrate?
    2. Why do you have to make things so complicated? Can't help it I'm a born lever puller! (Anyone know where that's from?)
    3. Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick....
    4. What do you do with a B.A. in English? Compound it with an M.A. in Philosophy
    5. What is a rat doing in a ligament theatre? The Can-can?
    6. When’s lunch? Every day.
    7. Are you playing your love games with me? No, we're playing those mind games together.
    8. Why didn’t you tell me?! It was raining outside.
    9. What’s the Elfish word for ‘prat’? Go ask Tolkien.
    10. I am making a citizen’s rat arrest! OUT! Can I come?!
     
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  16. beatnikchick300

    beatnikchick300 Well-Known Member

    1. There’s a Fraggle colony living below my house. What should I do? Turn your hose on full blast and drown the little suckers! But seriously, capture them humanely and set them free.
    2. Why do you have to make things so complicated? I don't know, it's just my way...
    3. Is mayonnaise an instrument? Do instruments of torture count?
    4. What do you do with a B.A. in English? Oh, God, not you, too!
    5. What is a rat doing in a ligament theatre? Uh...the backstroke?
    6. When’s lunch? I already ate yours. [belch]
    7. Are you playing your love games with me? Umm, no?
    8. Why didn’t you tell me?! I didn't want you thinking I was nuts....
    9. What’s the Elfish word for ‘prat’? El-if-I-no
    10. I am making a citizen’s rat arrest! I didn't do anything!
     
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  17. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member


    1. One word: ferrets.
    2. Would you prefer to get your Complicated Things pre-made in China, then, Ms Against Good Old Fashioned American Know-How? Hmm? :attitude:
    3. I suppose it might be in a Blue Man concert...
    4. You are of course speaking of the legendary BA (Bad Arse) JOHNNY English right?
    5. The Tendon Music Hall wouldn't take him. *rimshot*
    6. To heck with lunch, we haven't had Second Breakfasts!
    7. Better not be. I saw Sam first!
    8. Er...um...I...hey look! A ferret dragging a screaming Fraggle!
    9. 'L-E-G-O-L-A-S'
    10. Rhonda: Are you freakin' KIDDIN' me? Hah! Keep your days free, bub; my lawyer is gonna have a field day with YOU!
    --------------
     
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  18. heralde

    heralde Well-Known Member

    What about Elevensies?
     
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  19. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    There’s a Fraggle colony living below my house. What should I do?
    Call Sprocket.
    Why do you have to make things so complicated?
    I am a man of many compliments...oh wait...
    Is mayonnaise an instrument?
    If a tissue is, so is mayo.
    What do you do with a B.A. in English?
    They have batting averages for English class? I must have had a 1.000 there...
    What is a rat doing in a ligament theatre?
    Watching ligaments.

    When’s lunch?
    Hopefully when this survey is over.
    Are you playing your love games with me?
    No comment...?
    Why didn’t you tell me?!
    No comment...?
    What’s the Elfish word for ‘prat’?
    Prancer.
    I am making a citizen’s rat arrest! OUT!
    I warned them that they shouldn't be watching ligaments...
     
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  20. Oscarfan

    Oscarfan Well-Known Member

    1. There’s a Fraggle colony living below my house. What should I do? - Build a house under that!
    2. Why do you have to make things so complicated? - How dare you.
    3. Is mayonnaise an instrument? - As much as I love SpongeBob, pass.
    4. What do you do with a B.A. in English? - "Who the **** majors in that?"
    5. What is a rat doing in a ligament theatre? - The alligators had the flu!
    6. When’s lunch? - Oh, you'd like to know that.
    7. Are you playing your love games with me? - HA! yeah...
    8. Why didn’t you tell me?! - You didn't ask!
    9. What’s the Elfish word for ‘prat’? - Shooshandamu!
    10. I am making a citizen’s rat arrest! OUT - *sniffle*
     

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