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  2. Sesame Street Season 46
    Sesame Street's 46th season officially began Saturday January 16 on HBO. After you see the new episodes, post here and let us know your thoughts.

The Weekly Survey

Discussion in 'Games' started by That Announcer, May 27, 2005.

  1. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    1. How much is 3+7? 10

    2. Why is the sky blue? Science can explain, but I don’t know anything about science. :/

    3. Is your marriage dead as dust? What? I’m married?! Why does no one tell me these things?!

    4. Can you keep your house so I can move out of that trailer? Aha. Ahahahahahahahaha….no.

    5. How do you spell our time is up, pay me lots of money? Why is my bank account empty?

    6. There's no 'Q' in Cincinnatti. Well, I know that now!

    7. If Joey has 3,000 tweets, and Kenji has 2,000 tweets, why don't they just shut up? *Lobs boot at noisy birds* WILL YOU BE QUIET!

    8. Just keep nodding and don't say anything. *forced smile* Heh heh heh…

    9. How could you ever think I was ever trying to hurt you? *Trying to patch up bullet wounds, bruises, broken bones and a severed arm* OH, NO REASON!

    10. The end. What? You’re just gonna leave me?! Get back here punk! I’m not finished with you! Give me back my arm! I’LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS OFF!!
     
  2. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    1. In numerology, that reduces down to 1, but I forget what 1 is supposed to mean...
    2. That's merely how we perceive that aspect of what we call the visible light spectrum. A fly or a cow would see it differently.
    3. Yep. Thank frog.
    4. I'll take the trailer. ANYPLACE alone would be good right now.
    5. Shrink.
    6. I'm sure there is actually a large and thriving Q community. Oh, wait, did you mean the Bond scientist?
    7. Because we have become a nation of narcississts.
    8. *nod nod*
    9. Er...my mistake...could you just, um, put down that meat cleaver??
    10. *playing endless last note of Beatles "A Day in the Life"*
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  3. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member




    1. How much is 3+7?
    From a mathematical standpoint, 10. From a toddler's standpoint, 37. From a resident dumbo's standpoint, 43.
    2. Why is the sky blue?
    The grass was already green, stars were already yellow, grapes were already purple, clouds were already white, oranges were already orange, strawberries were already red, so blue was all that was left.
    3. Is your marriage dead as dust?
    From a fantastical standpoint, it's alive and well. From a realistic standpoint, it has yet to be born.
    4. Can you keep your house so I can move out of that trailer?
    I have a house? I should probably use it rather than this cardboard box, eh?
    5. How do you spell our time is up, pay me lots of money?
    M-I-N-I-M-U-M W-A-G-E
    6. There's no 'Q' in Cincinnatti.
    Poor Cincinatti, it will never be able to get on stage without it's Q...
    7. If Joey has 3,000 tweets, and Kenji has 2,000 tweets, why don't they just shut up?
    You're right, they should shut up about tweets and focus on followers...that's where the progress report really is.
    8. Just keep nodding and don't say anything.
    I'm a rebel.
    9. How could you ever think I was ever trying to hurt you?
    Well, that gunpoint there was pretty convincing...
    10. The end.
    Good. I gotta go watch Remington Steele.
     
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  4. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    1. What's your favorite letter?
    2. What's your favorite number?
    3. What's your favorite color?
    4. What's your favorite day of the week?
    5. What's your favorite month?
    6. What's your favorite food?
    7. What's your favorite TV show?
    8. What's your favorite movie?
    9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again.
    10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken?
     
  5. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    1. X
    2. 8
    3. Blue
    4. Thursday
    5. September through December
    6. Macaroni and cheese
    7. M*A*S*H
    8. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
    9. Shut up!
    10. Yes, you suck!
     
  6. Oscarfan

    Oscarfan Well-Known Member

    1. What's your favorite letter? - 9.
    2. What's your favorite number? - 9.
    3. What's your favorite color? - Green.
    4. What's your favorite day of the week? - Friday
    5. What's your favorite month? - Hmm. October maybe.
    6. What's your favorite food? - Chicken
    7. What's your favorite TV show? - Sesame
    8. What's your favorite movie? - Great Muppet Caper
    9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again. - You're a poem and you don't know of it
    10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? - Who are you again?
     
  7. charlietheowl

    charlietheowl Well-Known Member

    1. What's your favorite letter? - Pretty partial to Z.
    2. What's your favorite number? - 27.
    3. What's your favorite color? - Purple.
    4. What's your favorite day of the week? - Friday
    5. What's your favorite month? - December.
    6. What's your favorite food? - Shrimp
    7. What's your favorite TV show? - Fraggle Rock or Seinfeld
    8. What's your favorite movie? - The Muppet Movie
    9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again. - Roger Federer
    10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? - Wait, this isn't the census?!!
     
  8. heralde

    heralde Well-Known Member

    1. What's your favorite letter? The one I got from my penpal last month! Wocka wocka! :o
    2. What's your favorite number? Depends on the item I'm counting.
    3. What's your favorite color? I have found memories of Sky Blue for some reason.
    4. What's your favorite day of the week? That changes too frequently to say.
    5. What's your favorite month? Gotta be December, I'm a Christmas junkie, lol.
    6. What's your favorite food? I'll be loyal and go with Italian.
    7. What's your favorite TV show? Star Trek's been there since the beginning. :)
    8. What's your favorite movie? Mary Poppins is definitely up there.
    9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again. Hooray!
    10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? On the contrary, I had fun! :halo:
     
  9. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    1. What's your favorite letter? W
    2. What's your favorite number? 17
    3. What's your favorite color? teal
    4. What's your favorite day of the week? thursday
    5. What's your favorite month? october
    6. What's your favorite food? rice
    7. What's your favorite TV show? dan vs
    8. What's your favorite movie? dunno...too many to name
    9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again. quiet, you!
    10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? it killed a minute of my life, so that's something
     
  10. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    :insatiable:: Oh yeh yeh yeh! Me love surveys!
    1. What's your favorite letter? Letter C. It's for COOKIE!
    2. What's your favorite number? Me like all numbers, but not zero. Me no like having zero cookies!
    3. What's your favorite color? Blue!
    4. What's your favorite day of the week? Cookie day! Which is every day!
    5. What's your favorite month? Cookie Month, which is every month!
    6. What's your favorite food? Do me even need to answer that?
    7. What's your favorite TV show? Me like the Cake Boss. He make best cookies!
    8. What's your favorite movie? "Cookie", with Peter Falk. Yeh yeh, he's so funny!
    9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again. Oh. COOKIE! There, me said it again.
    10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? Trekkie Monster send me survey me no understand. And survey deleted cookies!
     
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  11. beatnikchick300

    beatnikchick300 Well-Known Member

    1. What's your favorite letter? A, the first letter of my name!
    2. What's your favorite number? 25, my age!
    3. What's your favorite color? Blue, purple, green, and black.
    4. What's your favorite day of the week? Friday!
    5. What's your favorite month? This one, of course.
    6. What's your favorite food? Cheeseless pizza w/ tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, and peppers
    7. What's your favorite TV show? Hard to say, but I'm going with....Robot Chicken!
    8. What's your favorite movie? Probably some documentary, like Earthlings, or Jesus Camp, or Supersize Me, or....
    9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again. Dude, you crazy!
    10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? No. I probably would have wasted the two minutes of my life taking it took anyway.
     
  12. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    1. What's your favorite letter? A. A for Alice, A for Ally, A for A Little Mayhem

    2. What's your favorite number? 7

    3. What's your favorite color? Red

    4. What's your favorite day of the week? Friday

    5. What's your favorite month? All the months are my friend

    6. What's your favorite food? Chicken

    7. What's your favorite TV show? As of now, The Muppet Show and Doctor Who

    8. What's your favorite movie? As of now, Up

    9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again. *smacks the back of your head*

    10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? This one, but it was quite easy so I ain’t complaining.
     
  13. MissMusical12

    MissMusical12 Well-Known Member

    1. What's your favorite letter? Why?
    2. What's your favorite number? 69 :halo: ......just kidding. 15
    3. What's your favorite color? Red
    4. What's your favorite day of the week? Frieeeeday
    5. What's your favorite month? March, April, August, October and December
    6. What's your favorite food? Ummmm....bacon!
    7. What's your favorite TV show? As of now? The Muppet Show (of course), South Park (whenever I'm bored), and Spongebob Squarepants
    8. What's your favorite movie? As of now? Well....it's October, and I'll say "The Nightmare Before Christmas"
    9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again. Whatever....:rolleyes:
    10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? Maybe?
     
  14. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    1. What's your favorite letter? People have those?
    2. What's your favorite number? 497. Not one more, not one less.
    3. What's your favorite color? Toss-up between orange and Kermit the Frog green.
    4. What's your favorite day of the week? Saturday.
    5. What's your favorite month? Too many options...
    6. What's your favorite food? Spaghetti is a top one.
    7. What's your favorite TV show? If we include Muppets and past shows, then it is the Muppet Show. If we exclude the Muppets, it's The Dick Van Dyke Show. If we exclude the Muppets and past shows, then it's undetermined.
    8. What's your favorite movie? If we include Muppets, it's the Muppet Movie. If we don't include Muppets, it's still the Muppet Movie.
    9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again. Your life is now complete.
    10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? Why has that become a standard survey question all over the world?
     
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  15. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    1. "You are a winner!"
    2. The phone number of a person which I don't have yet and likely never will. But one must reach for the stars.
    3. Black. Bluish black, not greenish black. (See? I didn't go for the Python joke. So there.)
    4. Any day I can sleep in without money worries.
    5. October. Wish it would get here alr... *rat hurries up, whispers in ear* Huh? You're sh*ng me. Really? *looks at 100 degree day* Well.....crap.
    6. Right now? or in general? Pumpkins. Chocolate. Mmmm...wait what was the question?
    7. Alcatraz. Hey, I can hope. (Though Doctor Who and Firefly are up there.)
    8. Perfect Strangers. NO not the stupid sitcom.
    9. *hands Snowth his dept of redundancy dept badge*
    10. Ummm...no. Maybe. Can I get back to you on that?
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  16. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Squee.
     
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  17. Vincent L

    Vincent L Well-Known Member

    1. What's your favorite letter? I always loved getting straight As
    2. What's your favorite number? 42
    3. What's your favorite color? Blue
    4. What's your favorite day of the week? Saturday
    5. What's your favorite month? December
    6. What's your favorite food? [gives Snowth a list of half-a-million foods]
    7. What's your favorite TV show? Mythbusters
    8. What's your favorite movie? The Muppet Christmas Carol
    9. Roger Lodger. There, I said it again. [looks the person up in Wikipedia]
    10. Was this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? Yes. And that's a compliment.
     
  18. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    Call this a weekly survey?! Pah! Good thing I saved this;

    AlittleMayhem’s Stupid Questions (May include shameless references to underground pop culture)

    1. What? I’m not good enough to kidnap?
    2. How many fingers am I holding up?
    3. Did you know…?
    4. Look! It’s…!
    5. Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
    6. Dude, where’s my car?
    7. Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains?
    8. My boyfriend has cancer. Should I break up with him?
    9. Does this make my butt look fat?
    10. There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it!
     
  19. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    1. What? I’m not good enough to kidnap? Nah, you’re not princess-y enough!
    2. How many fingers am I holding up? Fourteen!
    3. Did you know…? …What?
    4. Look! It’s…! ...What?! What is it?! You can’t just linger on a sentence like that! That’s very annoying!
    5. Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year? Oh, they’re over there!
    6. Dude, where’s my car? Right next to this season’s losers of the year!
    7. Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains? YES! Yes it- oh, wait, why. Errrrrrrm…
    8. My boyfriend has cancer. Should I break up with him? Well, like, okay, y’know, yeah, dunno, whatever, ew, dude…
    9. Does this make my butt look fat? No. Your butt IS fat.
    10. There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it! ;) Now get in the bag, before I stab you repeatedly!
     
  20. Oscarfan

    Oscarfan Well-Known Member

    1. What? I’m not good enough to kidnap? - Not with those legs.
    2. How many fingers am I holding up? - 2, the thumbs' not a finger!
    3. Did you know…? - I recall hearing about it in passing.
    4. Look! It’s…! - The Bread Runner!
    5. Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year? - The Bread Runner!
    6. Dude, where’s my car? - The Bread Runner!
    7. Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains? - Can your science explain why it doesn't rain?
    8. My boyfriend has cancer. Should I break up with him? - ...the Bread Runner?
    9. Does this make my butt look fat? - Yes. Very.
    10. There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it! - I beg to differ.
     
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