The Quote Thread

I love how on Muppets.com on the map, there is a fork in the road. That makes me gleeful. Glee!

Tessie: "But it's four-o-clock in the morning!!"
Miss Hannigan: "Oh Honey, I know! And you'll get down on your knobby little knees, and clean this dump, until it shines like the top of the CHRYSLER BUILDING!!"
From the musical show Annie

COLIN: As he was preparing the fries, I had this amazing plan that would get from him the location of the Maltese Burger...
RYAN: Here're your fries.
COLIN: Thanks, where's the Maltese Burger?

Does a fork in the road,compare to a round-a-bout?


Joshua-'Greetings, Professor Falken.'
Stephen Falken-'Hello,Joshua.'
Joshua-'A strange game.The only winning move is not to play...How about a nice game of chess?'

Although I proudly sport a cabbage beside my username I would like to point out that it does not nessecarily represent my views on the subject of "fruitism"...

Ford thought it needed a name and decided to call it Emily Saunders, after a girl he had very fond memories of. Then he thought that Emily Saunders was an absurd name for a security robot, and decided to call it Colin instead, after Emily's dog.

"Mostly Harmless," Douglas Adams

Depends what the round is of and what it's a-bout-ing.

Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Putting on jewelery so I don't feel naked.
Dad: Oh. Well, I guess it's good not to be naked sometimes.

What is a roundabout but a contradiction?

KERMIT: A tale full of whimsy and cute, furry little bunny rabbits.
RABBIT: Look, buddy. Either you tell me where the hole is or I tear your head off!
KERMIT: And some hostile, angry little bunny rabbits...

Three rights make a left...

'Three is a magic number,yes it is,its a magic number.Somewhere in this ancient mystic trinity,you get three,as a magic number.'-Schoolhouse Rock

Or is it a U-turn...

You turn if you want to. The lady's not for turning!

Margaret Thatcher

No way! You like Hitchiker!!!

Ford: It's at time like this that I wish I'd listen to what my mother told me.
Arthor: Why? What did she tell you?
Ford: I don't know, I wasn't listening.

You go this way,that way kind of follows you like...Kind of bugs you man.I think your getting the point.




''You will know what to do when you unscramble 'How Daddy is Doing.''-L.A. Story

This thread is now a hot topic!

From "The Monkees":

MIKE: Here's one. 'High paying job, good hours, must have own bicycle. Boy to deliver... pianos?"

Hey it is! Awesome! ...so who decides if a thread is a hot topic or not? Out of random curiosity.

Miss Piggy: Kermie, will you dance with me?
Kermit: Miss Piggy, I will dance with you when the grass grows red, the sun goes out, and the oceans turn to yogurt.
Miss Piggy: I'll take that as a "maybe."

I think it's an automated process in the forum program.

From "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory":
Willy: (tastes mixture, and then drops two shoes into it) Gives it a little kick.

Interesting. In that case, anybody know what makes a thread a hot topic? Like, is it a certain number of posts within a certain period of time, or what? I'm just curious.

I'm on the way to somewhere, it's a lovely place to be.

Wow! This is like your second hot topic isn't it TA?

CHARLES EMERSON WINCHERSTER: If God had intend man to be in a crutch race, He would've given him two broken legs.

I thought so, but a profile check reveals it's my third. That "Weekly Survey" crawls in terms of post speed: everyone puts up their responses in about three days, and then it's dead for the rest of the week.

From "The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl":

(The evil Mr. Electric is approaching. Max's teacher is Mr. E.) MR. E: I can't believe it!
MAX: You've got to believe it, it's right there in front of you!
MR. E: Well, I can see that. What I can't believe is... you dreamt me? As a BIG BROWN BAD GUY?

"I Got Dibs on her Goobers" - Screech on Saved by the Bell: College Years

Can hot topics be cooled?


Captain Peacock-'Are you free Mr. Humphries?'

*Mr. Humphries looking around*

Mr. Humphries-'I'm Free!'

-Are You Being Served?

Hey, thanks for getting me hooked on those surveys! Their cool!

FRANK BURNS: (After Margaret announces she's engaged) WHAT DOES HE GOT, THAT I HAVEN'T GOT?!
MARGARET: Lips!
FRANK BURNS: Lips aren't everything!

Well, I do what I can!

Veruca: I'm Veruca Salt.
Willy: I always thought a veruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot.