The Quote Thread

Haha, when I was little I accidentally scratched my parent's Cindi Lauper album (or however you spell her name!!) That is so funny in retrospect.

Narrator:Behold the dragon who lurketh in the pantry.
Dragon: Lurk, lurk.
Wife: Eeek! It's a lurking dragon!
From the La Choy chow mein ads from the 60's, which I read and laughed at on this page form TP: http://www.toughpigs.com/anthmadison03.htm

It could be worse; my father once rolled over a couple of Doobie Brothers records.

From "Bloom County":

Steve Dallas: OK, I want to talk to you Boingers before the show. No spittin', no boozin', no moonin' the audience. Hold on a sec here... who's driving?
Opus: Keep yer pants on. I pushed 'Cruise Control'."

Halle Berry may be sexy in the "Display-ish" sence of the word, but in terms of acting, she is total rubish. IMHO.

Maj: Let me know if you faint.
Matt: That will be me with the sleepy sigh.
Maj: Or if you are sick.
Matt: That'll be me with the big bubbly gush

- Tom Clancy's Net Force Explorers, Game Prey

Halle Berry can't cat-scratch her way out of a paper bag,no offense;but Michelle Pfeiffer was terrific at Catwoman.


Leon: 'See you at the finish line...wherever that may be.'-Midnight Madness

Oh, I'm glad someone agrees with me. I'd say she's the Tom Cruise of the female actors. Only there to flaunt a bit, and be star power.

"Can you speak languages? What's french for Fiddel-de-dee?" - Red Queen

Tom Cruise is on automatic pilot when it comes to acting,only liked him in: The Firm,A Few Good Men,Rain Man & Born on the 4th of July.


'For when he's hungry,for when he's lonely and when it's night-time.'-Poltergeist

I just noticed her last name is my first name

See y'all in 2 weeks, after *ugh* Malta- DanDanStrawberry

Berry Berry fo ferry,banana-fana bo berry,fee-fi fo ferry,Berry..


"You gonna bark all day little doggy,or are you gonna bite?"-Mr. Blonde Resevoir Dogs

Woah man. Did you just say Berry Berry fo ferry,banana-fana bo berry,fee-fi fo ferry,Berry cos if you did say Berry Berry fo ferry,banana-fana bo berry,fee-fi fo ferry,Berry then I will be forced to smile just a little bit.

Dylan, we don't have time to indulge in recreation- Brian, the magic roundabout

I did indeed Berry.So,do you like Strawberry ice-cream Berry?



"I broke the bank at Monte Carlo!"-Lawrence of Arabia

Of course, Peaches. I adore it.

Let your body Vogue to the music....VOGUE- Madonna and her fabulous backing singers

Berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry.

JUDGE: Mr. Kimball, all you're doing is swearing to tell the truth.
MR. KIMBALL: Oh I always tell the truth...well not always, this one time I was late for dinner and I told my mother...
JUDGE: Just say "I do"!
MR. KIMBALL: I do!

Wow,look at what I started Berry...Will your trip be a successful one?


"I now declare this bridge open.*cuts ribbon*"-John Lennon, A Hard Day's Night

OK, this is my last post before Malta. See you all in a fortnight!

We are living in a Material World and I am a Material Girl- Madonna

*points at various feet* Berry, berry, berry, blackberry, berry, berry, berry...and out you must go.

We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

Malta,is that where the Maltese Falcon is from?


"Once upon a time,or maybe twice,there was an earthy paradise called...Pepperland...80,000 leagues beneath the sea,it lay or lie,I'm not to sure.."-Yellow Submarine

Isn't that near Zansabar where the Zasabararions come from?

Many thing, like dynamite, lions, and strawberrycheese cake, can be dangerous when handeled carelessly... - Lemony Snicket, Unfortunate Events

...when Bugs Bunny made that left turn at Albuquerque...


"From now,I'll be the me,I never knew."-Alice in Wonderland(British musical version)

....and where Fozzie turned left at the fork in the road...

"It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying." - Owen Wilson

Bear left,right frog!



'What do you see,you people gazing at me?You see a doll on a music box,that's wound by a key..'-Chitty Chitty Bang Bang