The Quote Thread

'Lurk, lurk.'

- The LaChoy Dragon

LaVar Burton: "More fish for Kunta."
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Troy: "Set phasers to love me!"

"But then Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will just sit there and watch T.V.!" - Ed ( Ed, Edd, n Eddy)

KING RUPERT II: My dear, if it were up to me, you could quee all the beans you wanted to...whatever that means.

Forgive my nitpicking, but I believe it goes: "But Eddy, if Sarah founds out, she'll tell Mom, and Mom'll tell Dad, and he'll say, 'Not now, I just got home from work'!"

DOUBLE D: The familiar scent of one's personal belongings always makes one long for their natural environment.
EDDY: You must be a riot at parties, Double D.

"A friend never bends or pretends when a friend is in need!" --Wembley Fraggle

Kelso: Hey, it's not my fault I got held back! It was cursive...all those squiggley bumps and things...and maybe cuz I mighta killed the class bunny... (That 70's Show)

He liked the dancing rats? Oh, what chance does a bear have?

-Fozzie

'Of course I have a frog in my hair! What of it?'

- Taminella

Magnitude: "POP POP!"

(me looking at a huge orange cat who is as friendly as can be, and I'm laughing)

"Hey, what are you doing? Why are you laying on my feet like that?"

: "Welcome to Muppet Labs, where the FUTURE of tomorrow is being made today!"

The Sky, by John Wayne.

The sky is blue, the grass is green
Get off your butt and join the marine!

GEORGE: Cold showers? They're for psychotics!
KRAMER: Well, I take them.

"Resentment is when you take poison yourself, and you expect the other person to die." ~ Marty Krofft

Mayor: "How horrible our Christmas will be!" =D
Jack: "No, how jolly!" =D
Mayor: "Oh... how jolly our Christmas will be..."
- The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Well why don't we have it three weeks before and then on his birthday have a rerun?"

-Rob Petrie (Dick Van Dyke) on the subject of Richie's birthday, The Dick Van Dyke Show

"Miss Piggy's in big pain!"
"Of course Miss Piggy's a big pain! What else is new?"


-Strangepork and Rowlf

Waldorf: How do they watch it?
Statler: How do we watch it?
Waldorf: Why do we watch it?
Statler: (to the audience) Why do YOU watch it?

(The Muppet Show: George Burns)

That just reminded my of something:



"It's my new act, Gonzo fiddles, while George Burns!"

-Gonzo

Waldorf: Bravo! Bravo!
Statler: Why are you yelling Bravo? Did you like it that much?
Waldorf: No, a friend of mine, Joe Bravo - he's sitting in the front row. Bravo! Bravo! Up here!

(The Muppet Show: George Burns)