The Quote Thread

"No cloud, no squall shall hinder us!"
- Zidane, Final Fantasy IX

""Oh, you can't make friends with a monster... or can you?" - Gobo Fraggle
- Fraggle Rock

Remember Seinfeld! When you control the mail, you control...INFORMATION!!

-Newman

Newsman's Voice: Here is a Muppet Newsflash!
(Newsman runs to his desk)
Newsman: There is no news tonight.
(Newsman leaves)

(The Muppet Show: Rita Moreno & The Muppet Show: Avery Schreiber)

"You know, some days the news should just come and say, 'Sorry, we got nothing', then put on a Seinfeld rerun." ~ Kevin McCaffery

"Son, you can't rush creativity. Did Mrs. Bell say, 'Hurry up man, get that telephone finished, I gotta call my mother'? Did Mrs. Edison say, 'Hurry up man, get that lightbulb finished, it's gettin' dark in here'?" ~ Fred Sanford

Baloney Looks like it's just us! Hahahahaha!
Dot: (sarcasticly) Imagine our delight.
Baloney: IMAGINE?! Why, I'd love to imagine! But I need a little help from the Prince and Princesses of Props.
Yakko and Wakko: Hello, Princesses of Props nurses!
Baloney: Now, want to sing the "Imagine" song?
Yakko: Ehhh... not really. Is that cute girl coming back?
Baloney: Cute girl? Goshams, Yakko, I don't know what you're talking about!
Yakko: There's a shocker.

Baloney: I is for "imagine", M is for "me", A is for the letter A, G is for "gee". I is for... "imagine", N is for "nice", E is for "egad", I said imagine-wise.
Yakko: (sarcasticly) Great song.
Baloney: Thanks. Let's hug!
Yakko: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, why don't you just go ahead and imagine that too, huh?
Baloney: Okay! Hahahahahaha! I love me! Yum-yum-doodle-dum! Hahahahaha!
Yakko: Yeah. Well, it's been fun, friend, but we've got to be getting back to Planet Reality now.
Baloney: Great idea. Let's play "astronaughts in outer space"! Hahahahaha! Hello, mission control! Hahahahaha!
Yakko: Hello, Baloney! Hahahaha. Our censors show that you're out of oxygen.
Wakko: Goodbye.
Dot: You'll be remembered as a hero.
Baloney: (gagging) Maybe we should stop pretending! (gagging).
Yakko: Eh, could be tough. We have very strong imaginations.
Baloney: You're silly! Hahahahaha!
Yakko: Boy, that's the pot calling the kettle black.

Animaniacs - Baloney and Kids

Mordecai: I though you said you had a British Taxi!
Pops: I though you said a brownish taxi!
Mordecai: But that taxi's yellow!
Pops: Yellow? My taxi's no coward, I guarantee you that!

-Regular Show, 'Ello, Gov'ner!

"Was it the Chad?" ~ Chad

(Kermit tries conducting The Muppet Glee Club, No one sings.)
Chicken: You waved that stick wonderfully.
Pig: Yeah. When it comes to stick-waving, Kermit wrote the book.

(The Muppet Show: Juliet Prowse)

*Snicker* "Abuse to women is funny." ~ Nostalgia Critic

Chuck Berost: Next question. What is you best friend's middle name?
Bugs Bunny: That's an easy one. Sheldon!
(The incorrect buzzer plays. Daffy holds up a sign saying "Armando")
Bugs Bunny: Armando?
Chuck Berost: You know what that means?
(A bunch of fish fall on Bugs and Daffy)
Chuck Berost: Bugs and Daffy, you've got some catching up to do and you're gonna have a chance after the break.
(The Besties game show goes to commercial break and music plays)
Bugs Bunny: Daffy, your middle name is Sheldon.
Daffy Duck: That may be true but Ar-r-rmando sounds cooler.

(The Looney Tunes Show: Best Friends)

Oodles: Billy. Tallulah. Come quick. Uncle Lyle's locked in the barn again, and it's on fire.
Billy and Tallulah: Oh no!
(Oodles runs off)
Billy: Hey, wait a minute. We don't have an Uncle Lyle.
Tallulah: We don't have a barn either.

-Rugrats: Spike the Wonder Dog

(After Gogo's So You Want to Learn to Dance plays)
Babs Bunny: Gogo, that was the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
Gogo Dodo: That's realism, Babs.

(Tiny Toon Adventures: Animaniacs)

Jeff: "I'm saying you're a football player. It's in your blood."
Troy: "That's racist."
J: "Your soul."
T: "That's racist."
J: "Your eyes?"
T: "That's gay."
J: "That's homophobic."
T: "That's black."
J: "That's racist!"
T: "...damn."
-Community

"There is no basement in the Alamo!"

- Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Chevy Chase: I'm Chevy Chase and You're Not!

(Various SNL Weekend Update Sketches)

"Once upon a time, there was a happy little village in the middle of the nowhere called the... um... Happy Nowhere Village" ~ Billy

Yami Yugi: "We've Arrived at the Heart of Evil!"
Kaiba: "Must you be so Dramatic?"

Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode "A Duel with Dartz Part 1"

Kermit the Frog: I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me.

(The Muppet Movie)