The Quote Thread

Grandmother: "After this, I need to run a couple of errands. Will your family be all right with that, Mr. Tran?"
Dr. Tran: "Where will you be taking us?"
Grandmother: "Oh, you know, here and there, out and around, round and about, hither and fither, to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out, over and under, hippity hoppity, round the corner, over the river and through the woods, Lickity Split, Clockin' the J*zz, GRINDIN' THE AXE, UP TO NO GOOD, NIP IN THE BUD, GOOD AND PLENTY, LOLLYGAGGIN' AROUND, MAKIN' THE ROUNDS, PAINTIN' THE TOWN RED, PACKIN' A LOAN, HUGGIN' A TREE, SKINNIN' THE DOG, SKIP TO MY LOU, SEWING MY OATS, PASSIN' A STONE, SHOOTIN' THE BREEZE, JUMPIN' THE FENCE, H*MPIN' THE HORSE, DANCIN' A JIG, SPININ' THE YARD, TIPPIN' THE CIDER, FLEXIN' THE PECKS, GROOMIN' MY DOO, PACKIN' THE HEAT, LICKIN' THE CHICKEN, PINCHIN' THE PENNIES, DOSIE-DO-"

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"
- Garland to the Warriors of Light, the very first Final Fantasy

BRUCE: Where am I? Is this Heaven?
GOD: No, it's Mount Everest. You know, you should flip on the Discovery Channel some time.

Gimli: Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm... except the consistency of squirrel droppings?

Richard Watterson: (pointing his wand towards Gumball and Darwin) Slow Motion Spell!
Gumball: Iiit's pooweer haaass oooveertaaakeen yooooouuu!
Richard Watterson: (pointing his wand towards Gumball and Darwin) Reverse Spell!
Gumball: You overtaken has power it!
Darwin: No. It's more like, "Ouy nekatrevo sah rewop sti!"

(The Amazing World of Gumball: The Wand)

" Oh, my! " - Muriel Bagge

(Rocko persuades the crowd to go with him and talk to the board of directors at Conglom-O)
Rocko: We demand to see to Board of Directors!
Security Guard Rhino: And you would be?
Heffer: We're a big unruly mob!
Singing Townspeople: We're a big unruly mob!
Rocko: Well, actually, we're the concerned citizens of O-Town.
Security Guard Rhino: And you were sent by?
Heffer: A big pile of rotting vegetable matter!
Singing Townspeople: A great big rotting pile!
Rocko: Well... uh, a compost heap, but the description is accurate.
Security Guard Rhino: And do you have an appointment?
Rocko: Uh... this was sort a... spur-of-the-moment spontaneous thing.
Security Guard Rhino: Uh-huh. And how do ya'll know the words?
Heffer: Ooh boy. He's got you there, Rock.
Rocko: I don't know the words.
Singing Townspeople: He doesn't know the words!
Rocko: SHUT UUUUP!!!
Security Guard Rhino: Sorry, you can't get in without an appointment.
Rocko: Oh...
Singing Townspeople: I guess we'll all go home!

(Rocko's Modern Life: Zanzibar)

COURAGE: Muriel, I'll save you... (Closes door, then opens it again) Okay, I'll save you for real this time...

Kitty: So the minute we have a fight you come here and flirt with some meaningless human girl?
Johnny 13: Aw, come on, babe! You... you know you're the only meaningless girl for me!
Kitty: (Growls)
Johnny 13: Wait, uh, that didn't come out right...

-Danny Phantom

(Timmy is studying from his book)
Cosmo: Hey! Want to play the Not Study Game?
Timmy: How do you play?
Cosmo: (shoves off Timmy's books from the table) You're already playing!
Timmy & Cosmo: Yaaaay!!!
(After a "Not Study" poof, we see Timmy and Cosmo playing the Crash Nebula video game)

(Fairly OddParents: Smarty Pants)

Bert: Ernie how do I look?
Ernie: Um...
Bert: I said, "how do I look?".
Ernie: Uh... with your eyes, Bert! Kee-kee-kee-kee!

Fozzie Bear: Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but the Muppets are thirty years old!
Waldorf: That's okay with me. I love being thirty!
Statler: You old fool, your pacemaker's older than that!

(The Muppets: A Celebration of Thirty Years)

Joey Wheeler: "nobody but nobody calls me a nobody you bunch of nobodies!"

Marge Simpson: Hmmm, this is a little too spooky for me. I don't even like watching The Count on Sesame Street.
The Count: (on "Sesame Street" that Maggie is watching) One coconut. Two coconuts. Three coconuts. (laughs)
Marge Simpson: Go back to your own country!

(The Simpsons: The Girl Who Slept Too Little)

STAIGHTMAN: Say goodnight, Gracie.
COMIC: Goodnight, Gracie.

Mokey Fraggle - Oh, Red!
Red Fraggle - Hi ...
Mokey Fraggle - Is that for Gobo?
Red Fraggle - (disapprovingly) Oh yeah. He had this sudden craving parsnip stew right after I finished making him so rutabaga soup.
Mokey Fraggle - Oh, Red, don't be so hard on him. Being sick can be very difficult.
Red Fraggle - Oh, Gobo's not being difficult. HE'S BEING IMPOSSIBLE!
(Fraggle Rock - Pebble Pox Blues)

Balki Bartokomous: You're giving up! And you call yourselves Americans? Whatever happened to "I have not yet begun to fight?" "Don't give up the ship?" "Have it your way?" Americans aren't quitters. If George Washington had given up at Valley Forge we'd all be speaking English today!

(Perfect Strangers - Snow Way to Treat a Lady: Part 2)

Grandpa Simpsons: "There I was surrounded by To-Jo and his Nazi henchmen, when one of them, a raccoon as I recall, hits me with a banjo!"

Hobo Joe: "Man, this 3D is incredible!"
Jack Black: "THIS IS REAL!!"

"Hi, I'm Dipper! I have shorts and determination!"
"It's-a me! A-Ma-bel!"
"I'm slower, but I jump higher!"
"Pick me or whatever..."

-Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan and Wendy on an 8-bit character select menu that was totally homage to an old school Mario game.