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cjd874

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Whose Line: Scenes from a Hat (multiple editions)

Graffiti in the 'Whose Line' bathroom:
*Brad: 'Colin IS Here?' (looks up in surprise)
*Ryan (sitting on imaginary toilet, stands up and looks down): I give myself a thousand points!

The wrong thing to say to a heartbroken friend:
*Wayne (to Brad): Dude, calm down. It's okay! She doesn't kiss that well.
*Wayne (to Ryan): Dude, calm down. He doesn't kiss that well.

First drafts of famous movie lines:
*Chip Esten (in Austrian accent): I'LL BE BACK in a couple of minutes. I have some things to do and then...
*Colin: FREDZILLA! FREDZILLA!

World's worst person to be stuck with at a party:
*Colin: FREDZILLA! FREDZILLA!
 

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Here's something a bit late for Canada Day, but still amusing, as Mama Bravo is search for Johnny in the Canadian wilderness.

LADY MOUNTY: Was he a-boot yeh high, with blonde hair, dark glasses, and a really obnoxious attitude?
MAMA BRAVO: (Nods)
LADY MOUNTY: Nope, soor-ee, haven't seen 'im!
 

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MILDRED: Love is a summer moon. . . .
DROOP: Gay as a big balloon. . . .
GEORGE: More fun than a puppet show!
KERMIT: More fun than a puppet show?
 

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1968 - Jack Benny's Bag -

Jack:
Well, Rochester, why don't you come back and work for me?
Rochester: Hold it, Blue Eyes! We don't do that anymore!
 

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*While flipping through the artists on Howard's mp3 player*
Amy Farra Fowler:Weird Al!? How OLD ARE YOU?

Your never too old for Weird Al, lol
 

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science."

Albert Einstein
 
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