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D'Snowth

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ROXANNE: Ed? Can't we go somehwere and be alone?
ED: What for?
ROXANNE: Well, maybe we could talk. Or get to know each other a little better. Now, doesn't that sound like more fun than miniature golf?
(Ed glances at the camera, then looks back at Roxanne)
ED: No! Come on!
 

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JERRY: George is dating a convict.
KRAMER: What's she in for?
GEORGE: Embezzelment.
KRAMER: Sounds like a nice girl.
 

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Chip: Oh my goodness! That's a beautiful story, sir! And if you don't go after him... I will.
 

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I gotta give Homestar credit. Using ridiculously elaborate schemes involving bone-curdling injuries to avoid spending time with family is the kind of Decemberween tradition I can get behind. Now work me over with this two-by-four before we have to go to Great Gamaw's again.
_____Strong Bad
 

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SERVANT: Sire, we are doomed! Camelot is doomed!
KING ARTHUR: Of course, dear boy, it's Black Tuesday.
 

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"Hey, you can't hit each other, that's my job!" ~ Factory Reset Buzz Lightyear
 
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