Act 1 Scooter-Dominic! Ten second to curtain Dominic! Me-Thanks Scooter! Scooter-Say you didn't faint when you saw me! You did when you met Miss Piggy, Kermit, and Gonzo! Me-I promised Kermit I wouldn't. Fozzie-Hi Scooter! Oh hi Dominic! Me-Fozzie!(faints) Scooter-You promised..... Me-I promised I wouldn't faint meeting you.