The Muppet Murder Mystery (Try to say that five times fast)

Fraggleforever

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Well everybody, the Muppets are having their very own murder mystery. Can you figure out who done it? Here goes!

Chapter 1.

Kermit believed that the Muppets, and himself, needed a short time out from the theater. So, he rented a cozy mansion on top of murder hill for a week. (Don't ask. The price was cheap.)
"Murder hill?!" Said Miss Piggy questionly.
"Aw, come on Piggy. It won't be that bad. And besides, it's just a superstition."
Piggy calmed down and gazed at Kermit.
"Oh Kermie. You're so thoughtful, having us go on this vacation."
"Well Piggy, you guys have been working so hard that I decided that we need a break."
Piggy gave Kermit a peck on the cheek and went to her room. Kermit frowned and continued packing.
Everybody in the boarding house was getting ready. The Mayhem bus was getting packed up with everybody's stuff. Animal was a big help.
"HELPING! HELPING!" He was chucking luggage on top of the bus.
"Man Gonzo, he needs to cut back on the caffeine." Said Clifford.
"Yeah, that stuff could kill you."
Gonzo hooked his nose on the bus's car battery, and started it, causing a huge rush of electicity to go through his body.
"That was so cool!" He was charred and smoking.
"Well, maybe caffeine isn't that bad." Clifford pondered.

The bus got packed up, and everybody was on board.
"Roll call!" Kermit yelled, trying to get everybody's attention.
"Fozzie?"
"Here."
"Gonzo?"
"Here."
"Piggy?"
"Naturally."
"Clifford?"
"Yo."
"Dr. Teeth?"
"Absatively Posilutely!"
"Robin?"
"Present!"
"Headless Bill?.........Headless Bill?"
A Muppet without a head gave a thumbs up.
"Scooter?"
"Here Chief!"
"Rowlf?"
"Yep."
"Rizzo?"
"Where's da food?"
"Sam?"
"Let's speed this along frog."
"Floyd?"
"Right on."
"Janice?"
"Fer sure, rully."
"Animal?"
"HERE! HERE!"
"Zoot?"
"......."
"Lips?"
"......."
"Pepe?"
"Here, hokay?"
"Kenny the skunk?"
"Here."
"Bunsen and Beaker?"
"Here." "Meep."
"Bean bunny?"
"Here."
"Johnny and Sal?"
"JOHNNY"S HERE!.....and..uh....here."
"Everyone else?"
"Here." They grumbled.
"Good. Take us there, Dr. Teeth."
"You got it, green man."
With that, the Muppets set off to Murder hill, to spend a week.
[Bum bum bum!!!] :smile: :embarrassed: :concern:
 

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Wha ha ha he!! This is great Fraggleforever!! Can't wait for more!!! :excited:
 

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Chapter 2.

The bus went up the hill and parked in the driveway. The Muppets grabbed their belongings and walked up the stairs to the door. Kermit pulled out a rusty key out of his trenchcoat. He opened the door and looked inside.
"Well gang, here we are." He said proudly.
They walked inside the mansion, and it was huge.
"Wow...wow...wow...wow..." Gonzo's "Wow echoed through the huge house.
Robin tugged on his uncle's trenchcoat. Kermit bent over to listen.
"Uncle Kermit, are we going to play that murder mystery game while we're here?"
"Of course Robin." Kermit said, smiling. "That's the whole idea."
Robin, smiling, was glad he packed his junior frog detective kit.
"OK everyone! Take your things and find yourselves a room. Dinner will be at 6:00, right chef?"
"Der piggily wiggily scoo!"
Piggy grabbed him by the shirt.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"Uh....bork bork bork?"
She released him.
"That's what I thought you said."
Kermit shook his head.
"Let's move it in people!"
Everybody got their stuff situated, and soon, it was time for dinner. Everyone was at a huge table, eating. But they were also confused by the 20 different knives and forks.
"Is this the salad fork?"
"No, that's the plate."
".....oh...."
"Dis is so confusing hokay?"
As soon as everyone was done eating, Kermit tapped the fork on his glass, to get everyone's attention.
"Excuse me please. Now then, I hope you had a good meal, because, someone in this room, has been murdered."
Everyone gasped.
"But...we're all here." Beauregard stated.
Kermit gave him a sideways glance, trying to help him remember something.
"Uh...oh yeah!" He picked up a script and began to read. "Cough cough. Oh terrible fate, for I have been mustared."
"Murdered."
"Oh...yeah."
He fell face first into his salad.
Everyone looked at Kermit, waiting for an answer.
"Now then, someone in this room, is a murderer. And one of you, must find out who it is."
Everyone muttered and whispered to themselves.
Kermit shook his head.
"The person who finds out who it is will get a mystery prize."
"MYSTERY PRIZE?!?!" The Muppets said in unison.
"What are we waiting for?! Let's get some clues!" Robin exclaimed.
Everyone got up and ran in different directions, in search of some clues.
Kermit, standing alone, smiled to himself.
"I should've been a game show host."
 

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This is hilarious and fun so far, Fraggleforever. I love a good mystery tale, especially one that will leave you guessing 'til the very end.:smile:
 

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Awesome installment Fraggleforever!! Beau's scene was hillarious!! Can't wait for more!!
 

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Chapter 3.

Everyone was looking for clues inside the house. Robin, decked in his detective garb, was looking at stuff with his magnifying glass.
"Wow! Everything is so huge!" He said in amazement.
Kermit walked up to him.
"How goes it Robin?"
"Great uncle Kermit! I even found a clue!"
He held up a black necktie.
"I found it at the scene of the crime."
"Very good Robin, but are you sure it links to the murderer?"
"Of course! All bad guys wear black!"
Kermit chuckled.
"What about the men in black?"
"Oh.....well they're the exception to the rule."
Kermit smiled.
Gonzo, Fozzie, Clifford, and Rizzo were decked out in detective clothes as well, but resembling the kind in "Law and Order." Dress shirts, pants, and jacket, and sunglasses. They were questioning Kenny the skunk.
"So tell me, where were you when the murder took place?" Clifford asked.
"Well, I was taking a bath...."
The four chuckled.
"I'm serious!"
"Oh really? Then how come you smell like a wet moose in spring?" Gonzo asked.
"Well, I am a skunk."
"Well, deoderant isn't that expensive.." Rizzo retaliated.
"Knock it off."
"Hey, what's black and white and smelly all over?" Fozzie asked.
".......what?"
"You! Ahhhhh!!!"
Just then, a figure dressed head to toe in black, including his mask covered face, walked up to Kenny and pointed a gun to his back.
"Bang." He said.
"Oh, you got me! I have been murdered!"
Beauregard walked over.
"Ketchuped!"
Kermit walked over.
"MURDERED!! And get back into character. You're supposed to be dead."
"Oh yeah!" Beau fell over backwards.
"You too Kenny."
"OK." He fell over backwards as well.
"Oh my gosh! They killed Kenny!" Everyone said in unison.
"That jerk!" Pepe said.
The Law and Order gang snapped their fingers.
"Darn, I thought it was Kenny." Fozzie said.
"Well, now we have two victims. Whoever wants to solve this mystery better hurry up." Kermit said.
With that, everyone looked for clues faster.
 

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"Oh my gosh! They killed Kenny!" Everyone said in unison.
OMG!!! THAT IS HILLARIOUS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH HOW PERFECT!! That is soooooo great Fraggleforever!! More more please!!
 

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You must've just put him in there for that joke! I loved it!! XD
 

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I should've known that joke was coming a mile away. Classic, Fraggleforever! Pure classic!:big_grin:
 
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