"The Moppet Family - The old madness with new insanity..." And you thought the last thread was weird... There is a house with a white fence and a porch-swing. The house is normal on a normal street in a somewhat normal town named Glendale. The house is normal, the inhabitants are not. There's Father (played by Beauregard), Mother (played by ChristyB), their twins Viq and Vibs (played by Vibs) and their new baby Jana. They could be considered a normal family but for the fact that Father and Mother used to be pirates, Mother uses Magic, and the Twins are part fairy... But there's more, a Nanny Mingostone (Minidoozer) who eats and drinks the weirdest concoctions, her brother Jack Bandit (PrawnCracker) a regular criminal, a blue Aunt Dandan (Dandanstrawberry) of unspecified gender and her pet foot Fem Taeer, a Fairy Godmother (Sugarbritchez), and The-Boy-Next-Door-Named-Kyle-Moore-Who-Lives-With-The-Family-And-Randomly-Gets-Turned-Evil-By-His-Parents-Trying-To-Take-Over-The-World (Erine81981) plus his pets Yacky and Biggy and girlfriend Grey, also his sister Mairin Moore(RedDragon) and then there's Grandma Cole (MrsPepper) whose love/hate relationship with Jack leads her to knock out his knees with a knobbled cane at every convenient moment. Move on to the neighbours and you'll see Mother's Brother Adam Cole (The Count) a blind student of the arts, his beautiful cat-woman wife Izzy Cole(redBoobergurl), and Grandma K (Katzi) Izzy's Mother is always near to help look after the Cole's kitten-human daughters Tabby, Ann-Gora, and Kelly (TogetherAgain). Nearby is a woman with a pet cow (Whatever), and a Psychic Limo Driver (That Announcer). Up the road and round some corners is Wilson's, a place of employment for Father and Mr Harvey (HarveyTowers) a man with a punishment for puns and his assistant Suzan. Nearby, cleaning up her act, is PeaPea (Lucy) a sleep-deprived, or not, cleaning friend of DanDan's. Perhaps we should note that the eldest son of the Moppet Family, Vic (VicRomano) and his dog Ted (fish'n'wolfe) have left the family for the sea with a fabulous teenage pirate Bonnie. And that, is the Moppet Family...a television situation comedy that was never created... -- The Moppet Family is a Role-Play created originally because three MC members couldn't quit messing around as a fake-family in a rather serious thread, so a spin off was created and the MopFam was born and grew rather rapidly. See above for the current characters, and more will join as time moves on. The rules for established players are to play your own characters in the thread, don't pinch, use, or abuse other player's characters, and (use parentheses to talk out of character). The rules for new players are to first contact either Beauregard (Myself) or Christy with ideas for a character and we'll help you in, then, see above. For the history of MopFam, check out the original thread, and the Moppet Family fan-fictions below: The Original Moppet Family Thread MopFamFanFic - Mother's Story MopFamFanFic - Honey, I'm Home MopFamFanFic - The Cat Came Back MopFamFanFic - Holiday Special - Halloween MopFamFanFic - Moore's Family Backstory MopFamFanFic - The Moppet Family Reunion The new season follows on from the events in "Reunion" but it's a new season, so let's try not to reference it too much or there may be a little confusion... -- Father: *heads downstairs in bunny slippers, stumbles over toys left on the floor, and skids into the kitchen on a bowling ball* Aaayhiie! *checks no one saw that, notices Mother* Ahem...good morning, dear. *switches on kettle* Tea?