The Banter Thread

*summons Cactuar*
10,000 Needles!
*casts Haste on Lola, Sarge and myself*

uuggghhh
*returns human*
*twitch*

SARGE!

*Sends a emergency brodcast*

Hello? anyone, we need back up come and help plea-
*is knocked out by Hubert

*tries to heal Lola and Sarge only to get knocked out, too*

Owie...

*while i am laying on the ground, a man in a white lab coat comes ang takes me away*

Wha... What!?! GUYS HELP!

*50 minutes later*

Ugh *mumble mumble* what happened...

LOLA? Where are you?!? *sharp pain in head* AAAHHHH

*has vision of guys in lab coats taking her away*

Since when can I...no time to think about that now *goes demon and flies towards lab building*

LOLA? CAN YOU HEAR ME?

*in chains* help...

*arrives at building* Wow...they really build it back up fast...theres too many people to go barging in there, and I don't think I can maintain invisibly that long...

*spots lone scientist* Hmmm...its risky...

*enters scientists body and takes possession*

*enters building...after wandering around a few minutes hears lola*

*Opens random door*

Lola?

* seesa a scientist * AHH GET AWAY!

Shhh...please dont scream its...

*Another scientist walks in*

Scientist: What is going on here?
Me: I'm just checking on this werewolf here. I was told to interrogate her...*turns and glares at lola*
Scientist: Really? I thought we were doing that tomorrow...
Me: Uh...it was moved ahead so we could do some testing on her. We don't want her to DIE before we get answers do we?
Scientist: I suppose...whatever, just try to keep her quiet. Use the stun gun if you have to *leaves*

*turns back to lola*

It's Sarge. It was safer for me to take control of someone. I promise, we will get you out of here in one piece...

Thank you....

*looks around*

Crap, I don't see any keys...or a keyhole for that matter...is there some kind of electronic control in he...*looks on control panel*

I guess this button that says "open locks" is probably it...hehe

*pushes button, chains unlock*

Phew, thank you! Now let's go!

Wait, we need to get you out of here without anyone seeing u...

...oh no...losing...con...trol

quick...knock...me out...

Wait, why?

Hes...starting to fight back...I'll be fine...just do it

Ok...*knocks him out*

*leaves scientist's body*

That was close. I couldn't risk him successfully overpowering me, forcing me out and seeing us...

Lets get out of here, I can turn us both intangible long enough to safely pass through the roof...but we need to hope there are not heat sensing cameras...

Ya lets go.

*grabs lola and takes off through the ceiling*