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Parodies, by Jaz!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by miss kermie, Sep 12, 2012.

  1. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    So, you've seen poetry...
    You've seen Fan-art...
    But have you seen someone on MC do parodies...?
    I think not!!!



    So...
    Enjoy one, I like calling...


    Piglet, of the species
    Parody of: Female of the species (Space)


    Oh, a thousand thundering thrillers await me, facing insurmountable odds, greatly.
    The piglet of the species is more deadly than the frog.
    Oink oink, ribbit ribbit, oink oink, ribbit.
    I call you a boar, for your supernatural force
    The piglet of the species is more deadly than the frog
    Oh, she takes karate and,
    one chop and, I'm zapped oh,
    How can the swamp hold a place for me, when a pig like her has karate chopped me? Oh oh, how can the swamp hold a place for me? When a, pig like her has karate chopped me?


    Frankenswine, and dracula, got nothin' on you.
    Jeckal and Hyde, join the back of the cue.
    The piglet of the species is more deadly than the frog.
    Oh she wants to conquer the show completely,
    but first, she conquers me sneakily.
    The piglet of the species is more deadly than the frog
    Oh, she takes karate and,
    one chop and, I'm zapped oh,
    How can the swamp hold a place for me, when a pig like her has karate chopped me? Oh oh, how can the swamp hold a place for me? When a, pig like her has karate chopped me?



    {Musical intermission}



    Ohhhhh, How can the swamp hold a place for me, when a pig like her has karate chopped me? Oh oh, how can the swamp hold a place for me? When a, pig like her has karate chopped me?
    How can the swamp hold a place for me, when a pig like her has karate chopped me? Oh oh, how can the swamp hold a place for me? When a, pig like her has karate chopped me?
    In case you've never heard Female of the species:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiD6N-3lL6M


    I even gave you the Miss Piggy tribute one. :)
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  2. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    AND NOW....


    PORK CHOP!

    Parody of: TiK ToK (Ke$ha)

    I wake up in the mornin' feelin' like Miss Piggy,
    pick up my phone and call my frog, he leapin' out the city.
    Before I leave, fix my weave, and go find me a snack,
    'cause when I leave for the show, I ain't comin' back!
    'Cause I got chocolate on my clothes, clothes,
    And I got a pig nose, nose,
    I'm a Muppet, so I don't have toes, toes.
    I'm all over your TV's,
    I go to all the parties,
    Just might get a little bit
    TiPsY...



    Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
    Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.
    No no oh oh, no oh oh oh
    Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
    Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.
    No no oh oh, no oh oh oh

    Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of cheer, got lot's of money in my pocket, but I'm already here.
    All the boys gather round, cause they hear I'm "THE hog"
    But I kick 'em to the curb unless they look like the frog!


    Im talkin' 'bout everyone being wierd, wierd,
    Listenin' to some guy with a beard, beard,
    Makes me feel like the end is near, near

    No one dares to kick me out, out,
    but if the police come around, round,
    I won't make a sound, no, I won't make a sound...

    Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
    Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.
    No no oh oh, no oh oh oh
    Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
    Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.
    No no oh oh, no oh oh oh


    You build moi up, Moi breaks vous down
    My heart it pounds for Kermie...
    He only talks, and then I melt
    My heart it pounds, yes he got moi...
    You build moi up, Moi breaks vous down
    My heart it pounds for Kermie...
    He only talks, and then I melt
    My heart it pounds, yes he got moi...


    Now the chocolate stays there 'til Moi walks in!


    Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
    Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.

    No no oh oh, no oh oh oh
    Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
    Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.
    No no oh oh, no oh oh oh
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  3. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    Oh my gosh, Jaz! I love your parodies! You are amzing at these. Sorry I didn't reply earlier. I was either tired or I was like: "What is moi gonna do today? Oh yes, rest and think about my friends Meri and Brookie. Oops! I din't mean to get side-tracked. But seriously, you do amazing parodies.
  4. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Nooooooowwwww........



    Miss Piggy Battles The Wierd Robots Pt. 1



    Her name is Miss Piggy, she's a platnim in karate.
    Workin' for the theater, so she is one big eater. O______O
    'Cause she knows that, it's demanding, to defeat those wierdo machines.
    I know she can beat them...


    Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots get me
    Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but I know you won't EVER forget me



    Those wierdly natured robots, they're programmed to abduct us
    She's gotta be strong to fight them, so she's takin' lot's of vitamins.
    But I know that, it'd be magic, if those wierdo robots win.
    I know she can beat them...

    Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but I know you won't EVER forget me
    Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots get me, Miss Piggy...



    La da da di da da doo....



    Oooohhhh....


    But I know that, it'd be magic, if those wierdo robots win.
    I know she can beat them...


    Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but I know you won't EVER forget me
    Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots get me
    Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots get me
    Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but I know you won't EVER forget me

    Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but I know you won't EVER forget me
    Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots get me
  5. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Introducing...


    :o Fozzie and I know It!:o


    When I walk on by, you might see me, this fun bear guy.
    I joke to the beat. Walkin' down the street, not so hot on my feet, yeah.
    It's Fozzie with a tie no clothes, a porkpie hat and pink nose, yo!



    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:boo:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep::boo:
    They're funny!


    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:boo:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep::boo:
    They're funny!
    When I walk on the stage, this is what I see, everybody throws tomatoes at me, I got, really corny jokes, and I ain't afraid to show it.
    Show it.
    Show it.
    Show it.

    I'm Fozzie and I know it.


    I'm Fozzie and I know it.


    Yo!


    When I'm at my job, those two hecklers, can't fight 'em off.
    And when I'm at the beach, even when they aren't there I can be beat.
    WUT?!


    This is how I roll, c'mon Kermit, it's time to go.
    We're headed back home, but don't be nervous.
    No shoes,
    Bad jokes,
    and I still get service.
    WUT!?

    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:boo:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep::boo:
    They're funny!
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:boo:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep::boo:
    They're funny!

    When I walk on the stage, this is what I see, everybody throws tomatoes at me, I got, really corny jokes, and I ain't afraid to show it.
    Show it.
    Show it.
    Show it.

    I'm Fozzie and I know it.
    Hey!

    I'm Fozzie and I know it.
    Check it out!
    Check it out!


    Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka yeah!
    Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka yeah!
    Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka yeah!
    Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka yeah yeah!
    Do the wocka man.
    A little wocka man.

    I'm Fozzie and I know it.

    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:boo:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep::boo:
    They're funny!

    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:boo:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep:
    Guys listen to these jokes,
    NO!:sleep::boo:
    They're funny!



    I'm Fozzie and I know it!
  6. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    Jaz, this is incredible! That parody from the adult content song, "I'm sexy and I know it."

    That was so cool!
    More parodies, Jaz! That parody was hilarious!
  7. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    So, I am not going to do a parody on Beauty and the Beast's "Belle".



    I shall call it...


    Piggy


    Little town, it's a quiet village
    Every day like the one before
    Little town full of little people
    Waking up to say...

    Bonjour
    Bonjour
    Bonjour
    Bonjour
    Bonjour

    There goes the Gonzo with his cannon, like always
    The same old stunts and acts to do
    Every morning just the same
    Since the morning that I came
    To this wierd unnatural place

    look, there she goes
    the pig is strange, no question
    crazed and conceeded, can't you tell?
    part of the diva crowd
    cause her head's up on some cloud
    no denying she's a funny girl, that pig
    hiya
    good day
    how did the act go?
    hiho
    hello
    how is your life?
    I need....six eggs
    that's too expensive!
    there must be more than this unnatural life!



    look, there she goes, that pig is so peculiar
    I wonder if she's feeling well
    always carrying her pup
    and her nose all in make up
    what a puzzle to the rest of us is Piggy

    ohhhhhh....isn't this amazing?
    it's my favorite part because....you'll see
    here's where she meets Prince Kermie
    but she won't discover that it's him
    till chapter three

    now it's no wonder that her name
    means "beauty"
    her looks have got no parallel

    but behind that fair facade
    I'm afraid she's rather odd
    very different from the rest of us

    she's nothing like the rest of us
    yes, different from the rest of us is Piggy

    right from the moment when I met her, saw her
    I said she's gorgeous and I fell
    here in town it's only she
    who's as beautiful as me
    so I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle

    look there he goes! isn't he dreamy?
    monsieur Linky! oh,he's so cute!
    be still my heart! I'm hardly breathing!
    he's such a tall, dark, strong, and hansome brute!
    bonjour
    pardon!
    good day
    mais oui!
    you call this bacon?
    what lovley grapes!
    some cheese...
    ten yards!
    one pound..
    scuse me!
    i'll get the knife
    please let me through!!
    this bread...
    those fish.....
    it's stale
    they smell!
    madame's mistaken!
    there must be more than this unnatural life!
    just watch....I'm going to make Piggy my wife!

    look there she goes....a girl who's strange but special
    a most peculiar mademoiselle
    And while she is a hog
    She is in love with a frog
    but she really is a pretty Pig
    a beauty but a funny pig
    she really is a funny girl.....that Pig!!
  8. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    I LOVE this song! Bravo, miss kermie!
  9. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    This one is of "The Cleveland Show"




    My Name's Kermit the frog,
    And I am proud to be.
    Back in my happy bog,
    With my whole family.
    There's frog friends,
    and Pig friends,
    and Fozzie Bear.
    Through good times
    and bad times,
    we're together again!
    and so I've found a place,
    where everyone will know
    my happy froggy face,
    This is the Kermit show!
  10. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    Wow! That is one catchy tune. Now I wonder why I am one of those MC members responding back to your sweet and awesome parodies.
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  11. MissMusical12

    MissMusical12 Well-Known Member

    These are amazing, Jaz! I especially adore your parody of "Belle".
  12. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    These are great, Jaz. Especially like that Fozzie knows he's Fozzie and Fozzie knows it that he is it the funny bear the Fozzie that knows he be it we they I'm stating random words knows it.

    *faints*
  13. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Hubba Hubba Wha-?
  14. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    I'm back again!
    I think I might have used this parody in a story, but since I don't remember it, I can make it better quality on this one.
    So yeah... I'm back!
    With a parody I'd like to call...

    THE LEGEND OF PIGGY
    Parody of: Zelda w/ lyrics (Brentalfloss)




    Do you know the name of this music? Betcha a dime.
    Why? Cuz it's the greatest game series of all time!

    Here we go now!

    I'm Fozzie Bear, and this cave is my home,
    take this it's dangerous to go alone
    Now journey, across this muppet land...
    You hold in your hand,
    a banjo with laser beams
    won't you feel like a frog
    when you go save the hog.
    when you float on your log,
    down the stream, down the stream, down the stream stream
    Go kerm, travel here to over there,
    you'll find Gonzo's lair,
    C'mon it's your destiny,
    trust the hero inside
    but if you're terrified
    purchase the strategy guide
    from me
    (40 dollars, also tax, here ya go now!)
    Piggy, is helpless and distraught,
    but mostly she's hot,
    so hurry
    just steady thy course,
    go find that triforce,
    and take it by force
    and maybe she'll take
    you out
    on a date
    guys will hate
    oh yeah man!
    Go Kerm, get your frog on, seek out gonzo,
    go invade his barricade,
    banjo him
    and save the maid,
    and you
    just
    might
    get
    PAID!!!


    :D

    TAKING REQUEST!
  15. misspiggy5260

    misspiggy5260 Well-Known Member

    Can you do a piggy version of we are never getting back together
  16. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    I will do that, as soon as possible. :)
  17. misspiggy5260

    misspiggy5260 Well-Known Member

    THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
  18. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    First off, I would like to say I am sorry for the incredibly long time it took me to make this parody. I only heard the song a few times before! Breaks. Please hand them to me.

    Now, without further adeu, because we've had enough adeu...


    WE ARE FOREVER EVER IN LOVE TOGETHER

    Parody of: We are never ever getting back together (Taylor Swift)
    Requested by: misspiggy5260



    I remember when we broke up the fifth time
    Saying, "Y'know you'll never ever be my wife", 'cause like
    We haven't seen each other in some years...
    When you, said you, needed space,
    What?
    Then you come around again and say,
    "Piggy, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change
    Trust me."
    Remember how it all turned out all okay?
    You say, I love you, we make up, I call you,

    Oh Kermie...


    Oooh you called it off again last night
    But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
    We are Forever ever ever in love together
    We are Forever ever ever in love together
    You go talk to Fozzie,
    Talk to Gonzo
    Talk to Moi
    But we are Forever ever ever in love together

    Forever...

    I really hate when we always have to fight
    And when, you're always wrong but you're screaming that you're right
    And you, hide away and find your piece of mind with some Weirdo that I'm cooler than? Fine!

    Oooh you called me up again tonight
    But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
    We are Forever ever ever in love together
    We are Forever ever ever in love together
    You go talk to Fozzie
    Talk to Gonzo
    Talk to Moi
    But we are Forever ever ever in love together

    You used to think, that we, weren't forever ever ever
    And I always say never say never
    Huh, he calls me up and he's like, "I don't love you"
    And I'm like, I'm just, I mean this is crazy, tu m'as?
    We are Forever in love together, Forever...

    We are Forever ever ever in love together
    We are Forever ever ever in love together
    You go talk to Fozzie
    Talk to Gonzo
    Talk to Moi
    But we are Forever ever ever in love together

    We, oooh, oooh, belong together, we
    Oh, in love together

    You go talk to Fozzie
    Talk to Gonzo
    Talk to Moi
    But we are Forever ever ever ever in love together


    :) : Piggy, this makes me look like a bad person!

    :mad: : Nonsense Mon Cherri, That Angry mob is talking about a DIFFERENT Kermie.

    (tu m'as?= You get me?) :D
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  19. lady piggy

    lady piggy Well-Known Member

    Ooo my gonzo , im loling sooooo much. This is so funny :D i cant wait to see what you do next .more please (just give me a reason ) hint hint;)
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  20. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    The song? :p
    If it is, who sings it?
    I feel old. :D


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