Parodies, by Jaz!

[Misskermie]

So, you've seen poetry...
You've seen Fan-art...
But have you seen someone on MC do parodies...?
I think not!!!



So...
Enjoy one, I like calling...


Piglet, of the species
Parody of: Female of the species (Space)


Oh, a thousand thundering thrillers await me, facing insurmountable odds, greatly.
The piglet of the species is more deadly than the frog.
Oink oink, ribbit ribbit, oink oink, ribbit.
I call you a boar, for your supernatural force
The piglet of the species is more deadly than the frog
Oh, she takes karate and,
one chop and, I'm zapped oh,
How can the swamp hold a place for me, when a pig like her has karate chopped me? Oh oh, how can the swamp hold a place for me? When a, pig like her has karate chopped me?


Frankenswine, and dracula, got nothin' on you.
Jeckal and Hyde, join the back of the cue.
The piglet of the species is more deadly than the frog.
Oh she wants to conquer the show completely,
but first, she conquers me sneakily.
The piglet of the species is more deadly than the frog
Oh, she takes karate and,
one chop and, I'm zapped oh,
How can the swamp hold a place for me, when a pig like her has karate chopped me? Oh oh, how can the swamp hold a place for me? When a, pig like her has karate chopped me?



{Musical intermission}



Ohhhhh, How can the swamp hold a place for me, when a pig like her has karate chopped me? Oh oh, how can the swamp hold a place for me? When a, pig like her has karate chopped me?
How can the swamp hold a place for me, when a pig like her has karate chopped me? Oh oh, how can the swamp hold a place for me? When a, pig like her has karate chopped me?
In case you've never heard Female of the species:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiD6N-3lL6M


I even gave you the Miss Piggy tribute one.

 

[Misskermie]

AND NOW....


PORK CHOP!

Parody of: TiK ToK (Ke$ha)

I wake up in the mornin' feelin' like Miss Piggy,
pick up my phone and call my frog, he leapin' out the city.
Before I leave, fix my weave, and go find me a snack,
'cause when I leave for the show, I ain't comin' back!
'Cause I got chocolate on my clothes, clothes,
And I got a pig nose, nose,
I'm a Muppet, so I don't have toes, toes.
I'm all over your TV's,
I go to all the parties,
Just might get a little bit
TiPsY...



Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.
No no oh oh, no oh oh oh
Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.
No no oh oh, no oh oh oh

Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of cheer, got lot's of money in my pocket, but I'm already here.
All the boys gather round, cause they hear I'm "THE hog"
But I kick 'em to the curb unless they look like the frog!


Im talkin' 'bout everyone being wierd, wierd,
Listenin' to some guy with a beard, beard,
Makes me feel like the end is near, near

No one dares to kick me out, out,
but if the police come around, round,
I won't make a sound, no, I won't make a sound...

Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.
No no oh oh, no oh oh oh
Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.
No no oh oh, no oh oh oh


You build moi up, Moi breaks vous down
My heart it pounds for Kermie...
He only talks, and then I melt
My heart it pounds, yes he got moi...
You build moi up, Moi breaks vous down
My heart it pounds for Kermie...
He only talks, and then I melt
My heart it pounds, yes he got moi...


Now the chocolate stays there 'til Moi walks in!


Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.

No no oh oh, no oh oh oh
Pork Chop, imma pop, if you insult my frog tonight, Imma fight, til' I see the police.
Pork chop, I won't drop, 'cause my fighting won't stop, no.
No no oh oh, no oh oh oh

 

[Twisted Tails]

Oh my gosh, Jaz! I love your parodies! You are amzing at these. Sorry I didn't reply earlier. I was either tired or I was like: "What is moi gonna do today? Oh yes, rest and think about my friends Meri and Brookie. Oops! I din't mean to get side-tracked. But seriously, you do amazing parodies.

 

[Misskermie]

Nooooooowwwww........



Miss Piggy Battles The Wierd Robots Pt. 1



Her name is Miss Piggy, she's a platnim in karate.
Workin' for the theater, so she is one big eater. O______O
'Cause she knows that, it's demanding, to defeat those wierdo machines.
I know she can beat them...


Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots get me
Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but I know you won't EVER forget me



Those wierdly natured robots, they're programmed to abduct us
She's gotta be strong to fight them, so she's takin' lot's of vitamins.
But I know that, it'd be magic, if those wierdo robots win.
I know she can beat them...

Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but I know you won't EVER forget me
Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots get me, Miss Piggy...



La da da di da da doo....



Oooohhhh....


But I know that, it'd be magic, if those wierdo robots win.
I know she can beat them...


Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but I know you won't EVER forget me
Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots get me
Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots get me
Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but I know you won't EVER forget me

Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but I know you won't EVER forget me
Oh Miss Piggy, they don't believe me, but you won't let those robots get me

 

[Misskermie]

Introducing...


Fozzie and I know It!


When I walk on by, you might see me, this fun bear guy.
I joke to the beat. Walkin' down the street, not so hot on my feet, yeah.
It's Fozzie with a tie no clothes, a porkpie hat and pink nose, yo!



Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
They're funny!


Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
They're funny!
When I walk on the stage, this is what I see, everybody throws tomatoes at me, I got, really corny jokes, and I ain't afraid to show it.
Show it.
Show it.
Show it.

I'm Fozzie and I know it.


I'm Fozzie and I know it.


Yo!


When I'm at my job, those two hecklers, can't fight 'em off.
And when I'm at the beach, even when they aren't there I can be beat.
WUT?!


This is how I roll, c'mon Kermit, it's time to go.
We're headed back home, but don't be nervous.
No shoes,
Bad jokes,
and I still get service.
WUT!?

Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
They're funny!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
They're funny!

When I walk on the stage, this is what I see, everybody throws tomatoes at me, I got, really corny jokes, and I ain't afraid to show it.
Show it.
Show it.
Show it.

I'm Fozzie and I know it.
Hey!

I'm Fozzie and I know it.
Check it out!
Check it out!


Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka yeah!
Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka yeah!
Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka yeah!
Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka yeah yeah!
Do the wocka man.
A little wocka man.

I'm Fozzie and I know it.

Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
They're funny!

Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
Guys listen to these jokes,
NO!
They're funny!



I'm Fozzie and I know it!

 

[Twisted Tails]

Jaz, this is incredible! That parody from the adult content song, "I'm sexy and I know it."

That was so cool!
More parodies, Jaz! That parody was hilarious!

 

[Misskermie]

So, I am not going to do a parody on Beauty and the Beast's "Belle".



I shall call it...


Piggy


Little town, it's a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town full of little people
Waking up to say...

Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour

There goes the Gonzo with his cannon, like always
The same old stunts and acts to do
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that I came
To this wierd unnatural place

look, there she goes
the pig is strange, no question
crazed and conceeded, can't you tell?
part of the diva crowd
cause her head's up on some cloud
no denying she's a funny girl, that pig
hiya
good day
how did the act go?
hiho
hello
how is your life?
I need....six eggs
that's too expensive!
there must be more than this unnatural life!



look, there she goes, that pig is so peculiar
I wonder if she's feeling well
always carrying her pup
and her nose all in make up
what a puzzle to the rest of us is Piggy

ohhhhhh....isn't this amazing?
it's my favorite part because....you'll see
here's where she meets Prince Kermie
but she won't discover that it's him
till chapter three

now it's no wonder that her name
means "beauty"
her looks have got no parallel

but behind that fair facade
I'm afraid she's rather odd
very different from the rest of us

she's nothing like the rest of us
yes, different from the rest of us is Piggy

right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said she's gorgeous and I fell
here in town it's only she
who's as beautiful as me
so I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle

look there he goes! isn't he dreamy?
monsieur Linky! oh,he's so cute!
be still my heart! I'm hardly breathing!
he's such a tall, dark, strong, and hansome brute!
bonjour
pardon!
good day
mais oui!
you call this bacon?
what lovley grapes!
some cheese...
ten yards!
one pound..
scuse me!
i'll get the knife
please let me through!!
this bread...
those fish.....
it's stale
they smell!
madame's mistaken!
there must be more than this unnatural life!
just watch....I'm going to make Piggy my wife!

look there she goes....a girl who's strange but special
a most peculiar mademoiselle
And while she is a hog
She is in love with a frog
but she really is a pretty Pig
a beauty but a funny pig
she really is a funny girl.....that Pig!!

 

[Twisted Tails]

So, I am not going to do a parody on Beauty and the Beast's "Belle".



I shall call it...


Piggy


Little town, it's a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town full of little people
Waking up to say...

Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour
Bonjour

There goes the Gonzo with his cannon, like always
The same old stunts and acts to do
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that I came
To this wierd unnatural place

look, there she goes
the pig is strange, no question
crazed and conceeded, can't you tell?
part of the diva crowd
cause her head's up on some cloud
no denying she's a funny girl, that pig
hiya
good day
how did the act go?
hiho
hello
how is your life?
I need....six eggs
that's too expensive!
there must be more than this unnatural life!



look, there she goes, that pig is so peculiar
I wonder if she's feeling well
always carrying her pup
and her nose all in make up
what a puzzle to the rest of us is Piggy

ohhhhhh....isn't this amazing?
it's my favorite part because....you'll see
here's where she meets Prince Kermie
but she won't discover that it's him
till chapter three

now it's no wonder that her name
means "beauty"
her looks have got no parallel

but behind that fair facade
I'm afraid she's rather odd
very different from the rest of us

she's nothing like the rest of us
yes, different from the rest of us is Piggy

right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said she's gorgeous and I fell
here in town it's only she
who's as beautiful as me
so I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle

look there he goes! isn't he dreamy?
monsieur Linky! oh,he's so cute!
be still my heart! I'm hardly breathing!
he's such a tall, dark, strong, and hansome brute!
bonjour
pardon!
good day
mais oui!
you call this bacon?
what lovley grapes!
some cheese...
ten yards!
one pound..
scuse me!
i'll get the knife
please let me through!!
this bread...
those fish.....
it's stale
they smell!
madame's mistaken!
there must be more than this unnatural life!
just watch....I'm going to make Piggy my wife!

look there she goes....a girl who's strange but special
a most peculiar mademoiselle
And while she is a hog
She is in love with a frog
but she really is a pretty Pig
a beauty but a funny pig
she really is a funny girl.....that Pig!!

I LOVE this song! Bravo, miss kermie!

 

[Misskermie]

This one is of "The Cleveland Show"




My Name's Kermit the frog,
And I am proud to be.
Back in my happy bog,
With my whole family.
There's frog friends,
and Pig friends,
and Fozzie Bear.
Through good times
and bad times,
we're together again!
and so I've found a place,
where everyone will know
my happy froggy face,
This is the Kermit show!

 

[Twisted Tails]

Wow! That is one catchy tune. Now I wonder why I am one of those MC members responding back to your sweet and awesome parodies.