Paranormal Muppets 2: End of the World?

[Dominicboo1]

Well the world has not ended, so I think it's safe to write a parody story for it. Please do not be offended by anything in this story. It's just mean to be funny. No matter wht happens, I pomise this will not be my last story, and everyone will come back later. This story will be best if you read the original first.
http://www.muppetcentral.com/forum/threads/paranormal-muppets.52869/
Ch 1
"Showtime"Kermit said .
"It's pointless you know!"Scooter said. "The world will end."
"No it won't"Piggy said. "That's silly."
"It's the end of the world as we know it,"Floyd sang.
"We already used that joke in the Narrator 1,"Jaz said.
"Well it's still funny!"Floyd said.
"The end is coming...and...,"Scooter began. Before he could finish he was bonked on the head, and knocked senseless.
"Well,"Dominc said. "Let the chaos begin." Beauregard wheeled out a title which said"Paranormal Muppets 2-End of the World?"
"You knwo,"Fozzie said. "We should have released our sequel sooner just in case the world does end."

 

[Misskermie]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!


leave it to Dominic to give me chortles!

More please!

 

[Dominicboo1]

Thank you Jaz! This story may be a little darker than the first.
Ch. 2.
Scooter woke up and scratched his head.
"Where am I?"he wondered.
"Home!"Kermit said. An earthquake stated unexpectedly as they fell through the Earth.
"Oh no what's going on?"Scooter asked.
"You were right the world is ending!"Jaz explained.
"Oh no!"Scooter said.
"And somehow all the villians we encountered that have died have been revived and are leading an army of the undead!"Dominc added.
"Oh no!"Scooter said again.
"And we're all going to die!"Gonzo said with a bit too much enthusiasm.
"Oh no!"Scooter said.
"You have a very limited vocabulary,"Fozzie said. A roar came up as the Muppets looked around.
"Aslan the lion?"Dominic asked in surprise."Shouldn't you have waited for another Narrator sequel?"
"Yes, but the world is about to end, so I need to tell you."Aslan explained.
"You must stop the undead soldiers and their bosses if you want to save your own skins and the world....and whatever world you and Jaz would be taken to Dominic."
"Oh no!"Fozzie said.
"Hey!"Scooter said. "You complained when I said it!"
"Yeah, but I only said it once!"Fozzie said.
"Guys!"Jaz said. "We can talk about vocabulary tommorrow provided the world doesn't end!"
"Huh? World ending?"Piggy said. "I am sorry. Moi was putting on mois makeup!"

 

[Misskermie]

LOL, Piggy, all last minute! LOL!


Next she'll say, "WAIT! MOI AND KERMIE AREN'T MARRIED! THE WORLD CAN'T END NOW!"


LOL, more please!

 

[Dominicboo1]

Thank you!
Ch. 3
"Now we need to be very careful!"Fozzie said.
"Hello hello hello!"Jareth said meancingly.
"Oh no!"Kermit said. "It's Jareth!"
"Now hit me with your best shot kids!"Jareth said. Jaz and Dominic did their best to protect their friends, but Jareth of course did the unexpected.
"Take that frog and pig!"He said throwing lethal fireballs at Kermit and Piggy. Dominc and Jaz manage to fight it off, but instead Walter was hit!
"NO!"Dominic said. "He's our friend!"
"Shut up boy!"Jareth said. "You will be a part of this finale! Both of you!"
"Great,"Jaz said sarcastically "We're always being exploited!"
"I must sacrifice myself so nobody else has to die!"Dominic said.
"Wrong answer Harry Potter,"Piggy said.
"But but but,"Dominic said.
"No motor boats!"Fozzie said.
"Yeah we'll be keeping your butt butt butt here if we have to drag you all the way!"Gonzo said.
"Fine,"Dominic sighed. "You know these puns aren't helping"
(Oh no Walter's disapperared! What else will happen?! Oh the humanity!)

 

[Misskermie]

WALTER!!! O____O


More please!

 

[Dominicboo1]

Don't worry Jaz! Walter may be dead in this story, but he will come back. Remember this is supposed to be a parody of Disaster Movies!
Ch. 4
"What am I going to do?"Scooter asked as he looked at where his best friend once standed. "I can't have that happen to Kermit, or Gonzo, or Fozzie. I'd do anything for them."
"Hello there Frog!"a German accent said as Kermit gasped. It was Professor Krassman himself the mad scientist who attempted to electrocute Kermit into submission of Doc Hopper.
"Krassman!"Kermit said shocked.
"I'm in shock!"Gonzo said.
"Good word!"Krassman said pointing an electric gun at Sweetums. The poor ogre fell over, and when he got up...he was not the same.
"I will serve you Professor!"Sweetums said. "Duh..."
"Oh no!"Jaz said.
"Sweetums is too stupid to remember us now!"Fozzie said.
"I'll get them!"he said chasing them.
"What should I do?"asked Scooter again."I'd do anything"
"Anything?"asked an eerily familiar voice. "interesting". Scooter gasped as he looked into the face of Becky Bear.

 

[Misskermie]

NOT BECKY!!! ANYONE BUT BECKY!!!
*starts planning her death now, because female bears are a threat to me...*

MORE!!!

 

[Dominicboo1]

(She's evil! Remember? She tried to kill us! Besides now she wants Scooter)
Ch. 5
"So kill any childhood icons lately?"asked Scooter. "That would explain why there have been no cheap Disney sequels lately"
"NO!"Becky said. "I'm here to help! All I need is your soul!"
"The bottom of my shoe?"asked Scooter! "Sure I'll give it to you,"
"Yeah your shoe....,"Becky said.She took the shoe and cut off its bottom.
"Now I'll be around when you need me!"She said before disappearing.
"Great!"Scooter said. A bridge was about to fall yet Becky turned into a bull and held it up long enough for the Muppets to go across. Kermit and the gang did not realize she was even there.
"It's so good having a homicidal monster on your side,"Scooter said as he started to walk away.

 

[Misskermie]

UNEXPECTED!


But ususally when bad guys help good people, It FAILS!