Old Sayings Confusion

[Beauregard]

There's always "A face only a mother could love if she was blind in one eye and had that sort of milky film over the other."

Hehe. Nice one.

"A bad day hair."

*wonders what deeper meaning that may have*

 

[Beauregard]

"Tea for two" and backwards "Two for tea."

Wait...taht still makes perfect sence...let's tr that another way:

"Tea for two," and backwards, "Owt rof aet."

And yes, this post was brought to you by the letter T and inspired by a Muppet Show sketch involving a dog and a boomerang fish thrower.

 

[DreamTripper]

"Time's fun when you're having flies!"

"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas."

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

 

[G-MAN]

In every rain a little life must fall, lol

 

[DreamTripper]

"People who live in glass houses, should use their neighbors bathrooms!"

 

[Krazedmuppet]

"People who live in glass houses, should use their neighbors bathrooms!"

People in glass houses should get dressed in the dark! LOL

 

[Gonzo14]

you're not the sharpest crayon in the box

 

[Krazedmuppet]

you are not the sharpest box in the crayon

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Don't bite the horse that feeds you in the mouth.

((i.e. Don't bite the hand that feeds you and don't look a gift horse in the mouth. My friend accidentally said this yesterday, swear ta God.))