Muppets' Saturday Night Live - Game

(as she finish the song a ghostly figure appears but we know it's just her brother play by gonzo)
Jordan Sands:Stan Davis
Ghostly Figure: Dominicboo1

Jordan Sands:Who are you?

Ghostly Figure- Your broter.(Jack's Lament from Nigtmare Before Christmas)
There are few who would deny at what I do I am the best for my talents are renowned far and wide. When it comes to surprises in the moonlit nigt I excell witout ever even trying. With the sligtest little effort of my ghostlike charm I have seen grown men give out a shriek. With a wave of my hand and a well place moan. I have swept te very bravest off their feet.Yet year after year it's the same routine and I grow so weary of the sound of screams and I Gonzo the pumpkin king, have grown so tired of the same routine. Off somewhere deep inside of these bones. An emptiness begins to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known. I'm a master of frigt and a demon of light and I'll scare you rigt out of your wits. To a guy in Kentucky! I'm Mr. Unlucky and I'm known througout England and France! And since I am dead! I can take off my head to recite Shakespearn quotation. No animal or man can scream like I can. With the fury of my recitations

But who here would ever understand
That the Pumpkin King with his skeleton grin
Would tire of his crown, if they only understood
He'd give it all up if he only could

Oh, there's an empty place in my bones
That calls out for something unknown
The fame and praise come year after year
Does nothing for these empty tears

Jordan Sands:Stan Davis
Hunter Sands: Dominicboo1

Jordan Sands:Hunter is that you (she pulls of the sheet to reveal Hunter as the ghost) why did you that for?

Hunter-I outgrew my Jack Skellington costume.

(Hunter and Jordan's father David Sands played by Kermit comes in with a letter telling him he just inherit their Great Uncle Dragomir Ducovic’s castle in Wolfsberg, Romania.
Jordan Sands:Stan Davis
David Sands: Dominicboo1

Jordan Sands: Dad is this true

David-Yes dear.

Jordan Sands:Stan Davis
Ashley Edwards: Dominicboo1
Tiffany: Dominicboo1

Jordan:Great no more teasing from the popular girls Ashley and Tiffany just today i heard them mocking me by singing Big Girls Don't Cry (this leads to a flashback of Ashley Edwards played by Spamela and Tiffany played by Janice singing)

The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You're probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection, baby
To be with myself and center
Clarity, peace, serenity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry

The path that I'm walkin', I must go alone
I must take the baby steps 'til I'm full grown, full grown
Fairy tales don't always have a happy ending, do they?
And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/f/fergie-lyrics/big-girls-don_t-cry-lyrics.html ]

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry

Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and Uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be mine
Valentine

Yes, you can hold my hand if you want to
'Cause I want to hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers
And share our secret worlds

But it's time for me to go home
It's getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself, and center
Clarity, peace, serenity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry

Hunter-This will be great!

Tiffany and Ashley-The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You're probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection, baby
To be with myself and center
Clarity, peace, serenity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry

The path that I'm walkin', I must go alone
I must take the baby steps 'til I'm full grown, full grown
Fairy tales don't always have a happy ending, do they?
And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/f/fergie-lyrics/big-girls-don_t-cry-lyrics.html ]

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry

Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and Uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be mine
Valentine

Yes, you can hold my hand if you want to
'Cause I want to hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers
And share our secret worlds

But it's time for me to go home
It's getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself, and center
Clarity, peace, serenity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry

(we fade back to the sand's House)
Jordan Sands:Stan Davis
David Sands: Dominicboo1

Jordan Sands:But Dad what about my friends and family?

Hunter Sands:Stan Davis
Camilla: Dominicboo1

Hunter:Yeah what about my girlfriend Camilla?

David-Well we talked to Camilla's mother.
Camilla-(clucking and subtitled)I get to come wit you!

Jordan Sands:Stan Davis
David Sands: Dominicboo1

Jordan:What about Money how can we afford to travel to romania anyway?

David Sands-I don't know. Do you have any ideas Camilla?
Camilla-(shakes her head)

Hunter Sands:Stan Davis
Pigs: Dominicboo1

Hunter:We can sell our family of pigs who's been living with us for months now

Pigs-What?!!!!!
David-They're family. You don't sell family.

(Suddenly the doorbell rings)
Jordan Sands:Stan Davis
Mailman: Dominicboo1

Jordan:I'll get it (She opens the door) Can i Help You?

Mailman-Oh hi! Your other rich Great Uncle Died, and left your dad a large sum of money. (Lets out huge sack of money.) (Ok so I improvise)

Hunter Sands:Stan Davis
David Sands: Dominicboo1

Hunter:Great let's go Where's the car keys dad?