Me and The Muppets (fanfiction)

[miss muppet]

ME And KERMIT

Me : hello kermit

Kermit : hi ho

Me : so what's happening in the show ?

Kermit: nothing much loads of fun plus our new guest star

Me : cool how are you and piggy ?

Kermit : *gulps* fine thanks

Me: good well ill see you sround I'm gunna go see how fozzie is doing

Kermit : seya

Me : bye xx

ME AND FOZZIE

Me : hello fozzie

Fozzie : * sighs* hello

Me: what's wrong buddy

Fozzie: I lost my hat

Me: oh here I found it outside

Fozzie : YAY thanks

Me: no problem

 

[miss muppet]

The next one coming soon

Gonzo and pepe xx can't wait

Pepe: si si jo can never resist me

Me: get out of my repliy !

Pepe: meheheheheheheh * leaves *

Me : hrmph !

 

[miss muppet]

Me And GonZO

Me: hey gonzo !

Gonzo : hey !

Me: what are you doing with that cannon ?

Gonzo : I thought you could shoot me out of it

Me: * grins*

Gonzo: what ?

Me:* straps him into the cannon*

Gonzo: YAY!

Me: * lights cannon *

Gonzo: * flys away *



Me: * runs away *

ME AND PEPE
Me: hey pepe

Pepe;: hello

Me: what are you up to ?

Pepe: nothing

Me: cool

Pepe: are jo going to meet piggy yet

Me: not yet why

Pepe: because jo are boring

Me: wach it shrimp

Pepe: maheheheheheheheh

Me : seriously wach it shrimp

Pepe: I'm a king prawn hokay

Me : HIYAAAaAaaa!

Pepe: * flys back *

Me: haha !

Pepe: hokay jo are just like piggy hokay

Me: pffffft

Pepe:* faints*

Me: hahahahahahaha!

Pepe : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZ

Me: night night * walks off *

 

[Misskermie]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Good! Good!

And I love how you just randomly grabbed Gonzo and strapped him to a cannon! LOL! And Kermit seemed nervous about his relationship! LOL!

And my poor Fozzie Wozzie lost his hat!<3

Do moar plz. =)

 

[miss muppet]

Okey. Ill wright more haven't been on for ages so I better get righting

 

[miss muppet]

ME AND PIGGY

Me: * knocks *

Piggy : enter vous

Me: hi piggy

Piggy : hello darling

Me: how are you ?

Piggy : brilliant thanks

Me: uh kermit wanted me to give you this

Piggy : Ooooooohhhhhhhh

Me: * grins * I best go get ready

Piggy : hUh ? Oh okay

Me : bye

ME AND BEAKER

Me: what are we doing today ?

Beakerr ; meEp mmep me me

Me: okay cool

Beaker :meep me me ?

Me: * runs away * jeez I don't even understand him

SHOW TIME

Me: I am NOT kissing him !

Kermit : please

Me: no why don't you and piggy take my place

Kermit: * gulps*

Piggy: yea kermie we can do tthat scene !

Me: * nods *

Kermit : uh well uh

Me: SPIT IT OUT

Piggy : hrmphh ! Walkes away

Me: was it somthing I said ?

Gonzo : hey shannon

Me: uh oh * runs away *

ON STAGE

Me: yea so do you know what you call a pig who know karate ?

Fozzie: no

Me: A PORK CHOP !

Audiance : hahahahahahahahaha

Piggy : HIYAAAAA

Me: ouch !

Kk guys hope you enjoyed more to come xx