MC - The Revival

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *stares at Floyd* What did I do? Why am I so werid? D:

Floyd Pepper: Huh, kid... freaky!

Angie: .....

Foo Foo: *bites Floyd's leg* O:3

Miss Piggy: Ha! XD

Floyd Pepper: Where's your self-control, hamhog? *chuckles*

Miss Piggy: Watch it, buster! *karate chops Floyd* HIIIII YAAAAA!

Foo Foo: Woof! Woof! >/

 

[beakerboy12]

Y'know, ever since Linkie came here, it's kinda been more fun!

Rowlf the Dog: And ever since Crazy Harry got here, it's been more pyrotechnic!

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say 'pyrotechnic'? Hehehe!

*Crazy Harry then blows up Rowlf, the dog ends up charred*

Y'know, it also occurs to me we should ban the words 'pyrotechnic', 'boom', 'charred', 'dynamite', 'bomb', 'kaboom', 'explosion', 'kablooey', and 'burned'.

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say the words 'pyrotechnic', 'boom', 'charred', 'dynamite', 'bomb', 'kaboom, 'explosion', 'kablooey', and 'burned'?

Oh phooey!

*Beakerboy is then blown up and burned*

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *smiles* Aww. Thank you, BeakerBoy! *offers a muffin* ^.^

Link Hogthrob: Wow, Rowlf. That was... kind of explosive. *shrugs*

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say 'explosive?' *blows up Link with his TNT, laughing*

Link Hogthrob: *topples down, unconsciously* .....

Angie: Heh. What a coincidence, Link.

Annie Sue: Oh, dear, Link! A-are you okay? D:

Link Hogthrob: .....

Miss Piggy: Go to your room, child. He'll be... fine! XP

Annie Sue: *whimpers*

 

[beakerboy12]

Note to self: Also ban the... 'ex' word...

Waldo C. Graphic: 'Ex'? Are you thinking of explosive?

Crazy Harry: Did someone say 'explosive'?

*Waldo is then blown up*

Yeah... that one...

*Waldo pops up*

Waldo C. Graphic: Good thing, I'm only a CGI graphic!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Johnny Fiama: *raises an eyebrow* S'been pretty werid, lately, huh, Sal?

Sal Minella: Right, Johnny! *la las*

Johnny Fiama: Uh, Sal. Let me do the singin', okay?

Sal Minella: Okay! :3

Johnny Fiama: *croons, yet, again*
I was five and she was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
I wore black and she wore white
She would always win the fight

Bang bang, she shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

[instrumental]

Seasons came and changed the time
And we grew up, I called her mine
She would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"

"Bang bang, I shot you down"
"Bang bang, you hit the ground"
"Bang bang, that awful sound"
"Bang bang, I used to shoot you down"

[Bridge]
Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bells rang

[instrumental]

Now she's gone, I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
She didn't even say "goodbye"
She didn't take the time to lie

Bang bang, she shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say 'bang?'

Johnny, and Sal: No! D:

*bang!*

~both Johnny, and Sal are blown up~

Angie: *with a mouthful of popcorn* Haw! XD

 

[beakerboy12]

The Swedish Chef: Ooh de poppedeecorney!

*Chef then grabs a handful of popcorn*

The Newsman: Hello, there! We're sorry to preempt this Johnny Fiama concert to bring you important news!

What's the news?

The Newsman: There is no news tonight.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Sal Minella: Hey! NO ONE EVER INTERRUPTS JOHNNY FIAMA! >/

Angie: *tosses an ice cream cone at Newsie* Hee! O:B

Baby Alistair Link: *giggling, clapping his hands* EEEEEEE! =33

Newsie: Hey! Well, we interrupt you this morning that the newsman... was hit with an ice cream cone. *grumbles* -__-

Link Hogthrob: Mommy says...

Angie: Hey! D:<

Newise: .....

Link Hogthrob: .....

Baby Alistair Link: *facepalm*

 

[beakerboy12]

Clifford: Wow! You miss one day and then you come back to find Link and Newsie uncontious and Johnny Fiama performing!

Zoot: Don't forget Crazy Harry! He's been blowin' everythin' up!

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say 'blowin' everythin' up'?

Zoot: Oh phooey!

*Zoot is then blown up*

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Janice: Like, rully. -.-

Link Hogthrob: ....

Angie: *crashes a pair of cymbols* WAKE UP, LINKY! D<

Link Hogthrob: *head vibration* O___o

Janice: Angie, like, was that necessary?

Angie: Yes. O:3

Janice: Fer sher. -.-

Johnny Fiama: *crooning* I left my heart in...

Angie: *tosses a tomato at Johnny* ^.^

Johnny Fiama: *grumbles* -______-

Bean Bunny: Angie! Stop it! It's gonna make me cry! *sniffs*

Sal Minella: Gee. STOP CRYING, ALREADY! >/

Johnny Fiama: Sal. Give the kid a break, willya? :/

Bean Bunny: *whimpers*

Janice: Don't cry, Bean.

Baby Alistair Link: *crawls right to Clifford, clinging to his leg*...uah? O.O

 

[beakerboy12]

Rowlf the Dog: Bean, I may know what can cheer you up!

Bean Bunny: Oooh! What?

Rowlf the Dog: A lollipop!

*Bean quickly grabs the lollipop and starts licking it*

Rowlf the Dog: Oh! By the way, don't lick the lollipop or else you might...

*sees Bean licking it; Bean then blows up*

Rowlf the Dog: ... Blow up...