Justn Harding is NOT a sexy Muppet mans!

Super Scooter

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Yes! I am NOT a sexy Muppet mans! For 3 reasons!

  1. I am not sexy.
  2. I do not work for the Muppets, and therefore, cannot be a Muppet man.
  3. Jell-O
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    And so, I, Justin Harding (Harding being my middlename), being of unsound mind and... body, am not a sexy Muppet mans, and that's all there is to it!

    :wink:
 

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I disagree.

There are many qualities to being a sexy muppet mans and wholeheartly denying that you are one is the first step to becoming one!!


JUSTIN HARDING IS INDEED A SEXY MUPPET MANS.


That is all.
 

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Man! I wasn't expecting anyone to take that so seriously!

It's supposed to be a spoof of the other thread! I know I'm sexy! (er, wait a minute...) I'm picking on the other thread! You being of BBB oughta know that!

He he! Thank you, though!

:stick_out_tongue:

You know who is sexy?---> :zany:

No! Not Luke! The penguin!

Oh, and this.--->:flirt:

Heck! Let's put 'em all down!

--> :sleep: :boo:
 

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:rolleyes: Saying Luke is sexy is about as silly as saying Bill Barretta could be sexy!

Wait a minute...


*lowers head and silently walks away*
 

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at least you didn't insult the true muppet man.....

Sarah
 

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Of course not! We don't speak badly of the dead.

Oh, did you not know?
 

sarah_yzma

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did i miss something????

*wonders about the jell-o thing*

i am not going to ask....

Sarah
 

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Yeah. Alot.

*rubs Jell-O through hair*

Ooooooooooooh! It'a all tingly!

Oooooh-hoooo-hooooo-hooooo!

I think I found a new cure for exima!
 

sarah_yzma

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yeah but flys and cockroaches will take a sudden liking to your hair....ewww.....

i'll stick with pantene.....

Sarah
 
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