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Justn Harding is NOT a sexy Muppet mans!

Discussion in 'Henson People' started by Super Scooter, Mar 28, 2003.

  1. Super Scooter New Member

    Yes! I am NOT a sexy Muppet mans! For 3 reasons!

    1. I am not sexy.
    2. I do not work for the Muppets, and therefore, cannot be a Muppet man.
    3. Jell-O

      And so, I, Justin Harding (Harding being my middlename), being of unsound mind and... body, am not a sexy Muppet mans, and that's all there is to it!

  2. Jackie New Member

    I disagree.

    There are many qualities to being a sexy muppet mans and wholeheartly denying that you are one is the first step to becoming one!!


    That is all.
  3. Super Scooter New Member

    Man! I wasn't expecting anyone to take that so seriously!

    It's supposed to be a spoof of the other thread! I know I'm sexy! (er, wait a minute...) I'm picking on the other thread! You being of BBB oughta know that!

    He he! Thank you, though!


    You know who is sexy?---> :zany:

    No! Not Luke! The penguin!

    Oh, and this.--->:flirt:

    Heck! Let's put 'em all down!

    --> :sleep: :boo:
  4. sarah_yzma Active Member

    but luke IS sexy....and worth it.....

  5. Super Scooter New Member

    :rolleyes: Saying Luke is sexy is about as silly as saying Bill Barretta could be sexy!

    Wait a minute...

    *lowers head and silently walks away*
  6. sarah_yzma Active Member

    at least you didn't insult the true muppet man.....

  7. Super Scooter New Member

    Of course not! We don't speak badly of the dead.

    Oh, did you not know?
  8. sarah_yzma Active Member

    did i miss something????

    *wonders about the jell-o thing*

    i am not going to ask....

  9. Super Scooter New Member

    Yeah. Alot.

    *rubs Jell-O through hair*

    Ooooooooooooh! It'a all tingly!


    I think I found a new cure for exima!
  10. sarah_yzma Active Member

    yeah but flys and cockroaches will take a sudden liking to your hair....ewww.....

    i'll stick with pantene.....

  11. Jackie New Member

    I've been trying the new Dove shampoo...it is quite enjoyable!
  12. sarah_yzma Active Member

    really? i just walk in and grab some...i can't use the same brand twice in a row, though...


    so how does it feel to have your thread off topic!?!?!? HUH HUH!!!
  13. No more raspberty, eh? :p

  14. Super Scooter New Member

    Actually, that was the whole point to the thread. To get you away from your Bill thread for a few moments.

  15. Jackie New Member

    No more raspberrty. I alternate my Dove with Herbal Essence intensive blends!
  16. ryhoyarbie Active Member

    if justin is sexy, then so am i!

    all hail. ryan is a sexy beast!

  17. Super Scooter New Member

    Do you look like the guy in Beuty and the Beast? :crazy:

    Er, and i think you missed the title of the thread, which just proves that you are not sexy. :o

    j/k I've never seen you, I wouldn't know.
  18. Manda:-D New Member

    (Hehehehehehe....I think I just beat SuperScooter to his own joke!!!)
    ....Anyhoo, being a Sexy Muppet Mans is something that comes from deep within you....You must get in touch w/your inner Sexy Muppet Mans.....
  19. HeraLirambar New Member

    Uh, if someone worked with the Muppets, was sexy, and female, would they be a Sexy Muppet Womans? And would the plurals be Mans and Womans or Manses and Womenses or Men and Women or Mens and Womens? And would both together be Peoples, People, or Persons? Or am I way off?
    Gah, brain hurt.
    :sing: I want to be under the sea in an octopus's garden...:sing:
  20. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    Waitaminnit!! LUKE is a sexy Muppet mans?? How do you know? What's he look like? Where's his picture?

    I am a bald Muppets man who wears contacts, plays with puppets and draws, and likes blues music. What kind of Muppet mans does this make me?


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