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Is Henson being sold?

Discussion in 'Muppet Headlines' started by Jrobert, Apr 18, 2002.

  1. frogboy4

    frogboy4 Inactive Member

    Oooh. You used a meanie face. LOL! I feel the same way on the topic. Can't use a meanie face though 'cause all that frowning gives ya wrinkles.;)
  2. Bean Bunny

    Bean Bunny New Member

    Eisner

    The folks he made his deal with aren't the ones who'll get the Muppets.


    Eisner still there. :D
  3. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Luke and Emmy--

    Emmy the Spoovy--you are hereby declared "Safety Operations Advisor of the JHC" and will be the thus appointer of the security over the Karen Prell Red Hat, the gratuitous penguin, and the Muffin counter, not to mention co-guard of Bill's Body.

    Key guard over the hat and penguin should be Luke, I think, because he's so passionate about those items...and his avatar is really pretty right now! I think maybe we should attempt to acquire Karen Prell herself for our company to be kept under guard and well protected...of course, Mike can visit! :)

    Jackie still is one of the guards of Bill's Body, the keeper of the glasses and the scissors, and the protector of Steve's hair and Jerry's beard, and superior-supervisor over those who will be appointed the security people to help make your job easier.

    By the way, all security members are armed with rubber chickens and talking vegetables.

    *Sigh!* It's good to own the JHC and give my friends jobs!!

    FOZ!
  4. Muppets1985

    Muppets1985 Member

    **The folks he made his deal with aren't the ones who'll get the Muppets.


    Eisner still there** Bean what do u mean by that???? btw MTI was on Disney channel (5/7/02) just to let every one know!
  5. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik New Member

    Foz

    Can I wear a cape too?

    :D

    :cool:
  6. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Emmy--

    You ABSOLUTELY CAN wear a cape, and carry an invisibility robe with you, and bullet deflecting wrist bracelets, too!!

    Not that anybody could see you through that invisibility robe...oh, but what fun you can have with Bill while protecting him, right?

    FOZ:rolleyes:
  7. Jackie

    Jackie New Member

    Re: Emmy--

    WAIT!! I thought I was protecting Bill!!!!!
  8. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik New Member

    Jackie

    Jackie, we can both protect Bill.

    However, I don't think you get a cape...


    :D
  9. Jackie

    Jackie New Member

    Can i have a mask like Zoro?
  10. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik New Member

    You know, we're gonna be the coolest looking bodyguards ever.

    But, that's what it takes to guard Bill...


    :D
  11. Jackie

    Jackie New Member

    If we didn't look cool we would just be the average Bill Barretta Borrowers, looking cool is what makes us special and worthy of protecting him LOL!
  12. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik New Member

    We'd be even cooler than those Secret Servie guys!
  13. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Jackie--

    You can have a Zorro mask and hat, and carry a toothpick; that way, if anybody gets too close to Bill or Pepe, you can poke them...considering that they might cause harm to either of them.

    Bobo can handle himself as long as he doesn't get too confused.

    Emmy and Jackie, Official Bill Baretta Bodyguard Super Duo!

    FOZ
  14. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik New Member

    Now that's a title!

    And we have our own theme song, thanks to Joggy.

    I think we're on our way to having our own Saturday morning cartoon show (hey, if the **shudders** Olson Twins can do it, Jackie and I can!)...

    :D
  15. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but *shudders even more* Bob Saget has to be your DAD?!

    FOZ
    :eek:
  16. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik New Member

    Bob Saget.

    :eek:

    Olson Twins.

    :eek: :eek:

    Let's just change the subject now, before I start having nightmares...
  17. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Too late, I just fell asleep...

    *shudders*

    *shudders, whimpers*

    *frowns, tenses up, shudders some more*

    *dreams Dad Saget is tucking him in and...*

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    I just had the WORST nightmare! I dreamed...

    I WAS AN OLSEN TWIN!?!!! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
  18. Bean Bunny

    Bean Bunny New Member

    Olsen Twins

    Maybe the Olsen Twins' company "Dual-Star Entertainment" should buy "The Jim Henson Company", think of the video possiblies. Mary Kate & Ashley With The Muppets, Mary-Kate & Ashley's House Party co-starring The Muppets, and Mary-Kate & Ashley's "The Return Of Bob Saget with Pepe."
  19. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik New Member

    Re: Olsen Twins

    Oh geez, I hope it never comes to that!

    :D



    I think I'm gonna have nightmares now!

    :)
  20. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    The nightmares get darker and more evil!


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