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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mo, Apr 6, 2012.
Was Mo even in that special?
Anyway, where were we? Oh, yes.
Hey! It's that Green guy who stole Christmas!
Yeah! And..uh..Oh, I can't rhyme. Can't we just go beat him up?
Yeah, let's go get that sick, green pup!
: Hey! It's not easy being green, you know.
*runs into a tree trimming building*
Hey, where'd that green guy who stole Christmas go to?
He went that way!!
Go get him!
Hey, come on guys!
(to Muppet fan) HEY!
*Starts walking away, but stops when Mo says HEY!*
*runs to catch up with other Whoville knock-offs*
Hey, there he is!
Now, where can I deposit this money?
How about the First Muppet Bank?
I thought you deposited Muppets there.
: Hey, this reminds me of a great joke! Where do vampires deposit their money? At the Blood Bank? Get it? Blood Bank? Ahhhh! Wocka, wocka!
Where do snowmen deposit their money? At the sea bank!! hahahaha! Wait... I think I got that wrong...
: It's not easy, saving greenbacks, but First Muppet Bank helps out, especially since we're Muppet owned and operated, plus we have very affordable loan interest rates....
What do you get when you put a match in a refrigerator? Freezerburn!
If you like that one, here's another:
What do you get when you cross a flamethrower and a snowman? A puddle!
Wocka, wocka! Ooh, I am so funny!
Hey, Fozzie, why did the bear turn red?
I don't know, why did the bear turn red? -
: I mistook a cranberry pie for a cream one…
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