I think I'm going crazy!!!!@@!@

What are you the rest of the week?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill tickle you.

Go ahead. I can handle it.

I can't now. I have to go see a horse about a man. Here, do it yourself.

But you didn't answer my question!

What does this have to do with my change?

I don't wanna be your mother anyways.

What a disappointment!

What I want to know is how I met your mother...

To quote Vincnet:

You met your mother? Tell her I said hi.

How sad to discover that your mother is a disappointment

What's your mother like? Incidentally, I don't ever recall saying my mother was a disappointment. Care to support your claim?

She's, like, a woman.

: WOMAN! WOMAN!

Like a mother.

Animal's mother: MAN! MAN! NOM NOM NOM!

: MAMA?!

Isn't it a little early to talk about other people's mothers? Save that for St. Patrick's Day, like any (in)sane person would.

Then I have to wait a whole year... what do we talk about til then?

Ice cream?