I Broke My figure (parody)

[Drtooth]

SHoot!! Phooey!!! I just broke my Muppet Figure today. I kept smashing it with a hammer and throwing it down a flight of stairs, and it shattered into a million pieces!!!

What am I supposed to do! I live in an orange shaped building and I have to smash things with a hammer to anchor them in place. And then for some reason, it rolled down the stairs.

Sorry! I just couldn't resist!!!!

I'm kidding of course!!!

 

[towels]

Originally posted by Drtooth
I live in an orange shaped building and I have to smash things with a hammer to anchor them in place.

Sorry, I only know how to help people in apple shaped houses...