How do I get the Muppets to leave my house?

[Labyrinth Fairy]

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cool idea!

 

[abiraniriba]

no food, no money, no Muppets

I finally got rid of my horde of huoseguests. I just told them that I was out of food and out of money and that if they wanted to continue to stay, they were going to have to start paying room and board. Well faster than I could say Crystal Bats, Jen and Kira hopped on the back of two Landstriders and made like the wind. Then Aughra rode out on the back of a Garthim. Then the Skeksis and the Urru merged into the Urskeks and disappeared in a blinding flash of light. Then I heard the patter-pitter of the Goblins making a disorderly march to my door, with Ludo, Hoggle and Sir Didymus right behind them. The rest was all a jumble, but you get the idea. The last to leave was Kermit. But now I have one big problem. Guess who has to clean up this mess!!!

 

[Beauregard]

*hears knock*

*opens door*

Oh noo!!! Now how do I get the Muppets out of MY house???

 

[furryredmonster]

If Elmo's in there... tell Elmo that Dorothy has made pizza for supper tonight.

If Ernie's in there... tell a nice warm bath is a callin.

 

[abiraniriba]

anybody want to buy a vacuum cleaner

I was cleaning up the mess froom the muppets when I came across a sack left behind by the Soilder from the Storyteller's story of The Soldier And Death" I looked at the sack, realized what it was and told all the dust, dirt, grit and grime in my house to get in it. It worked, my house is cleaner than it's ever been, so I have one slightly used Hoover Vacuum Cleaner for sale. Guess having the muppets over was good for something after all.

 

[Labyrinth Fairy]

well, when hoggle left my house, he left his 'precious jewels'. so I kept them and sold them on ebay........I got a lot of money! $$

 

[furryredmonster]

If Grover's there, tell em there is people to save, places to go.

If Tutter's there, tell em' that there is cheese waiting for em at home.

If Bear's there, tell em' that someones at home waiting for em to come and dance the chachacha.

 

[abiraniriba]

I have a gnu

I was putting the furniture back in place
From when the Muppets and company visited my place
When I found a hunting trophy which wasn't mine
How I got it escapes my mind
The animal upon it was not very clear
I really didn't know what I had here
A buffalo
A helk
A hartingbeest
Then I almost had to shriek
For the thing began to speak
And said (all together now)
I'm a gnu
How do you do
You really ought to know
Who's a who
I am not in the least
Like the buffalo or the dreadful hartingbeest
And if you call me a helk or any such stuff
I'll send you to the South Pole in the buff
I'm a gnu
Spelled G N U
Know know know
I'm a gnu

Now I wish someone would claim this gnu's head
For I don't like having it over my bed
It keeps on singing incessantly all the time
So please someone take it before I go out of my mind!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Woah, is this still going on? Fabulous, lol.

 

[abiraniriba]

Is the gnu yours?

Yes it is. Does the gnu belong to you.