Hensonville City 2011

[Puckrox]

*cartwheels off down the hallway*

Pepe: *runs off in another random direction*

Rizzo: *from Liza's shoulder* WOAH. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS!

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: Of course you did, Rizzo. This is normal for the Muppets!

Camilla: *Sighs* Brauk gya-gwauk gauk bauk bwauk? (Why don't we show them Everybody Eats?)

 

[Puckrox]

Rizzo: ...Touche, Liza. Touche.

Pepe: *is now on the roof* ... How did I get up here? ... And how do I get down? ? ?

*is still running around the hallways. Begins slowing down* ... H'oh man *wheeze* I'm really *gasp* outta shape... *lies down in the middle of the hallway* Maybe I need a nap...

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: Now, who's up for food?

Sal: *hops up and down* I am! I am! I am!

Johnny: *looks up* Meh, why not.

 

[Puckrox]

*crawling down the hall, still too tired to walk* Oooooh. Me! Me! Food! Me!

Rizzo: And you wonder why you're out of shape.

Look who's talking.

Pepe: *still on roof* ...Hello? ? ?

Rizzo: *to Liza* Where to?

 

[Katzi428]

ironing my clothes and grumbling when there's a knock on my door
Yeah?
Prairie's voice:Kath? You okay?
Yeah I'm fine Prairie...come on in.
Prairie comes in What's the matter?
I hate ironing. But I don't want these clothes to look like to quote my mother "Who did it and ran" on the ship.
Prairie:Oh,OK. Well you should have asked Chef to iron them.
No. First of all.Chef is here to do most of the cooking.Not here to iron our stuff or do our laundry. He's not a butler.Second, I don't want Chef seeing my ahem unmentionables,if you know what I mean.
Prairie giggling a little at the second part You have a point there.You know..too bad we don't have Niles from The Nanny as a butler. That'd be cool.
snickering Yeah! Too bad we don't have Charles Shaughnessy himself living here! He's yummy looking!
Prairie:Oh yeah!Big problem though.

I know. He's married.
Prairie: Yep. Rats!
Oh well..we girls can dream thoughputting my stuff in my suitcase and shutting off the iron
there's a knock and the door and Rosita's voice:Can I come in
Sure!unplugging the ironJust be careful and don't bump into the iron. It's still hot.
Rosita coming in You were ironing? I thought you hated doing that?
I do. But I had ttherwise my clothes would be all wrinkled in the suitcase.
Rosita:Ahh..I see. Now what were you two talking about? Kathy I heard you say somebody was yummy looking.
Charles Shaughnessy. The guy that played Mr. Sheffield on The Nanny.
Rosita:Ahhh...si!. Muy guapo! Too bad he's married.
Prairie:That's the truth!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: How's the wrist, Nora?
Nora: (adjusting ice pack on wrist) Still hurts. I think I overdid myself when I was helping Mrs. Farley shovel out down at the shop.
Erin: I'm amazed that you guys even opened today.
Nora: Yeah, well - and then for the window display, we set out all the books we had that were about winter. Smilla's Sense of Snow, The Snow Queen, Dr. Zhivago...
Beige: (lying on sofa, resting ankle on ice pack) It's official - I'm ready for spring to get here.
Nora: What happened to you?
Beige: Took a trip down to the Cave to see the Cave's Oldest Fraggle about something. If you ever go down there, don't go over the limestone ridge - it gets really icy this time of year.
Storyteller: Mmm...I seem to recall a legend of several Fraggles who got lost on that ridge during the great blizzard of the 9th drafting...and rumor has it the ridge is haunted today.
Beige: Yeah, with their spirits yelling "Read the map, stupid!" at the group leader. (leans back) Anyone seen Scooter?
Erin: He called to say he was running late. More incidents at the theater.

(door opens)

Scooter: I'm home! (shakes snow off himself) It's practically a whiteout out there.
Storyteller: What's new at the theater?
Scooter: You know how we've got a skating rink in the basement? Well, the dress circle's since changed into a ski slope - there's a whole in the roof.
Erin: And the Black Diamond run is whichever slope goes past Statler and Waldorf's box. Who wants cocoa?

(Several minutes later, everyone's got steaming-hot mugs of cocoa.)

 

[Puckrox]

Julia: *army crawls out onto the front lawn and looks up* Pepe! How'd you get up on the roof?

Pepe: I do not know, but I want to get down. It's very high up here, you know.

Julia: Okay... well... Oh! I know! I'll catch you!

Pepe: ... For a college student, you're not too bright, no?

Julia: Come on, Pepe. We're roommates. That's the most sacred bond ever.

Pepe: Well... h'okay... Here goes. *leaps off of roof*

Julia: *positioning herself* I've got 'cha... I've got 'cha...

Rizzo: *walking outside* Hey, look! I found doughnuts!

Julia: *DISTRACTION* REALLY?

Pepe: *CRASH*

Julia: Uh oh...

Pepe: I cannot feel my limbs... No me gusta...

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Gonzo: *cartwheels around the common room* Hey 'milla! Hey 'milla! Hey 'milla!

Camilla: *is reading a magazine, ignores him*

Liza: Caaaaammmmiiiilllla! *runs out with a bucket on her head*

Johnny: Hey, KFC? *walks over with his laundry*

Camilla: e.o ...

 

[Puckrox]

*carrying Pepe back to apartment #10* Don't worry, Pepe, you're going to be all right.
Pepe: Can't... feel... legs...
Rizzo: That's what you get for jumping off the roof!
Yeah, cause it's not like you've never jumped off of a high place while exclaiming, "God save my little broken body".
Rizzo: I will not be commenting on that, thank you very much.
*puts Pepe down on the couch* Okay, buddy, you don't have to worry about a thing. Rizzo and I are going to take care of you and nurse you back to health. Whatever you need, whatever it takes, Rizzo and I will get it for you, and if- ... Is that the time? Oh my god, I'm late for class!
Pepe: Wha...?
Rizzo: What?
*running into her room and grabbing her tote bag and jacket* My health class started ten minutes ago! We have a test today! I gotta run. Rizzo, take care of Pepe!
Rizzo: What?
See you guys later! *runs out the door*
Rizzo: *stares after her* Did she just ditch all the work on me?
Pepe: 'Fraid so, amigo. Now, go get me some ice cream.
Rizzo: I'm gonna kill her.