Favorite Quotes

[Gorgon Heap]

"That's the best laugh I've had since I dropped dead!"

"No dog is a pancake."

"There are no rules, and those are the rules."

"I fear I'm losing my implacable calm."

"Argument nothing, it's an attempted coup!"

"Wembley says he's sorry and Red laughs about it and Gobo says "let's all be friends and I'll read you the latest postcard from my Uncle Traveling Matt!"


More to come. Yours?

David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole

 

[luvtosr]

'Your accent is perfect' - Sidebottom

'Pick a story, any story, I know 'em all and if I don't I'll - I'll fake it!' - The Storyteller

'Clutter is the manifestation of freedom.' - Mokey

'I wouldn't give you a brass meatball for a fraggle!' - Pa Gorg

'I pride myself on my inability to guffaw.' - Boober

'As luck would have it I happen to be the bravest fraggle alive.' - Uncle Matt

(Red) 'Come on, Captain Danger.' (Gobo) 'After you, Major Disaster.'

'Grow little peapod, because when you do my Dad will see I am not a lummox.' - Junior

'I am distinctly un-hilarious.' - Boober

'You disrespect me, you disrespect my blanket.' - Boober

There are sooooo many more but I'll leave it at that for now.

 

[Sylinde Bren]

"Clutter is the manifestation of freedom." - Mokey

"No time is wasted time." - Cantus

"Last month, Feeney Fraggle wrote and recited 39 verses as an Ode to the Moon. It was rapturous." - Mokey
"Is 'rapturous' the same as boring?" - Red
"I don't think so." - Wembley
"Then, she's wrong." - Red

"Maybe it's a gift, a special talent that I alone possess!" - Wembley
"Or maybe it's a curse, a certain weirdness that you alone are stuck with!" - Red

"There will be movement in the stillness, just as there is music in the silence." - Cantus

"Everything is important. Either that, or nothing is... I prefer the former." - Cantus

"The magick is never lost, as long as you keep looking for it." - Uncle Matt

So many more...

 

[Frogster]

Red: Just use your head, Wembley!
W: I don't use my head anymore than I use my stomach. Maybe I should start thinking with my tail...
R: WEMBLEY!!!
W: Okay okay okay!

W: Yup, once you've seen one of Mokey's paintings, you've seen them all.
Pedley: What's that supposed to mean?
W: Well, she paints the best paintings around, and once you've seen one of her paintings, you've seen all the paintings you need to see about that thing, and--
G: No, Wembley. Right idea but wrong expression!

R: I don't believe it!
M: What don't you believe, Red?
R: Oh, uh... nothing!
M: Well, you must believe something, otherwise you wouldn't say you don't believe it!

 

[MuppetDude]

Mokey: "If you push me, I'll go down there."
Red: "That's the idea!"
Mokey. "Oh. Then I don't like the idea."

 

[Gorgon Heap]

'I wouldn't give you a brass meatball for a fraggle!' - Pa Gorg

Forgot about that one, one of my faves too.

'I pride myself on my inability to guffaw.' - Boober

'I am distinctly un-hilarious.' - Boober

Which episodes are these two from?

Red: Just use your head, Wembley!
W: I don't use my head anymore than I use my stomach. Maybe I should start thinking with my tail...
R: WEMBLEY!!!
W: Okay okay okay!

Which episode is this from?

Forgot to label mine:

"That's the best laugh I've had since I dropped dead!"- Junior Gorg (#14 The Challenge)

"No dog is a pancake."- Doc (#17 Marooned)

"There are no rules, and those are the rules."- Cantus (#18 The Minstrels)

"I fear I'm losing my implacable calm."- Cantus (#18 The Minstrels)

"Argument nothing, it's an attempted coup!"- Boober (#14 The Challenge)

"Wembley says he's sorry and Red laughs about it and Gobo says "let's all be friends and I'll read you the latest postcard from my Uncle Traveling Matt!"- Boober (#15 I Don't Care)

More:

"Go, and never darken my phone again!"- Doc (#19 The Great Radish Famine)

"It would be hard to have an argument with you, Wembley." (#2 Wembley and the Gorgs)

David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole

 

[Gorgon Heap]

Junior: "I DON'T WANNA DIE! I HAVE OTHER PLANS!!!" (#14 The Challenge)

Traveling Matt's voice-over intro to FR in episode one ("Fraggles are a noble race...")

Wembley: "What are we gonna do?"
Gobo: "What do YOU want to do?"
Wembley: "Gee, I dunno, um... could you give me a hint?" (#23 The Beast of Bluerock)

Boober: "Good grief! The very fabric of society is disintegrating!" (#14 The Challenge)

Wembley: "At first I thought it was kind of wonderful, me, a Fraggle, knowing a king and queen. It didn't feel like I was a slave. I guess some slavery feels like freedom." (#2 Wembley and the Gorgs)

David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole

 

[Frogster]

Hey Gorgon Heap, my quote's from The Voice Inside. (by the way, this is my 500th post! I'm halfway there!)

 

[Foodie]

* Quotes entire series *

I do like " Part of it, but not all of it ". Also; " Yes. And no. No. And yes. "

Nick

 

[Emosewa]

Haha, there are a lot of quotes I love, but I decided to include some that you might not remember, some of these I think you had to be there to find them as hilarious as I do ^_^.


(When trying to console Wembley over the death of his friend)
Gobo: If anyone can help Wembley its you!
WoF: So your little friend kicked the boulder, left no forwarding address, stayed down for the count, headed for that big cave in the sky!

WoF: You keep thinking any minute.. Your little pal is gonna come walking through that door, isn't that right?
Wembley: Th-that's right!
WoF: Well, anything's possible...
Wembley: Really?
WoF:- But I wouldn't hold my breath! Hahaha!

WoF: Now, looky here.. When you get to be my age, you don't take death so seriously. In fact, when you've been in one place as long as I have, you can't help but look forward to a change in scenary! Hahaha!

(Wembley talking about his gift of flying)
Wembley:... Then the spiderfly turned into an odd old man who was really.. a fairy godmother! So the odd old man said she could grant me a wish, so I said a radish sandwich! and she said ' No, bigger!' So I said Fly! and now I can!

Wembley: I will leap out of this window and fly once around the Great Hall!
Red: Wembley! That window's about a jillion billion towers high!
Wembley: I know! It'll give me a chance to do a graceful dive, straight down toward the ground.. Then I'll pull up inches from the rocky floor! And I'll zoom up up, the wind rushing through my fur, the ceiling streaking towards me...
Boober: I think I'm gonna be sick!


(After Boober saves Wembley while he is ill)
Boober: I'm not afraid of getting sick.
Red: Well that's good. Then you won't mind when I tell you that little red dots are starting to appear all over your face.

Gobo: I'm not taking any medicine!
Red: Oh yes you will, cause I'm gonna pour it down your little baby throat!


(Trying to find out about Wembley's bad genie)
Red: Here's a list of his good deads and his bad deeds..."Stealing, Lying, Breaking Things.."
Gobo: What are his good deeds?
Red: Those are this good deeds!

Boober: Gosh Wembley, I don't want to blame you... But this is all your fault!