Ernie, Betty Lou, and Blue AM Replicas (so far)

Jivepuppet

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Bro, I dig those puppets! Jack is awesome too.
Keep up the good work.
I'd love to get a copy of the parody when you're done! :crazy:
Jon
 

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i'll show you it, once i figure out what's wrong with my Windows Movie Maker. For some odd reason, it's not working when I e-mail my sketches to people. I also tried to put some of my sketches on the web, but the site also wouldn't work.
 

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woah you're puppets are sweet.

did you buy the shirts or did you make them?
 

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Geez, I have nothing but respect for you guys building your own puppets, original or not. You have a talent that I only wish I could possess. Keep up the good work, everyone!
 

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Sesame Clerks

(show Ernie & Bert are at counter. Bert is lying on it and
Ernie is sitting with salsa, moving the nacho around like
jaws)
ERNIE: Dun dun...dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...Salsa
shark...HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! We’re gonna need a bigger boat!

MUSIC: “Sesame Street Theme Song”

NARRATOR: Throughout history, they have been a part of our
lives on Sesame Street. Muppets who have made it a mission
to serve their fellow Muppet. Don’t you think it’s time they
get their own movie?

MONTAGE OVER NARRATION: Show picture of Mr. Hooper’s store,
then a ‘Open’ sign changing to ‘Closed’, then putting
newspapers in a crate, then Bert putting on coffee, then
taking 25 cents from cash register, then show him at the
counter, then he puts his head on the table

TITLE: Sesame Clerks

(show Ernie & Bert at counter)

ERNIE: This job would be great if it wasn’t for the
customers.

BERT: I don’t bother them and they don’t bother me.

ERNIE: I could do without the people at the video store.


(show Elmo in front of movies at video Store)

ELMO: Elmo wants that one with that guy who was in the
movie that was out last year!

(back at counter)

BERT: You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I
get.


(show Blue AM with coffee in hand)

BLUE AM: What do you mean there’s no ice? You mean I gotta
drink this coffee hot?


(back at counter)

ERNIE: You’d feel a **** of alot better if you’d just rip
into the occassional customer.

(then show Ernie spitting water in Blue AM’s face)

(show Ernie doing a funky walk through the door, while the
voiceover of Bert says “Ernie, you’re a clerk, paid to do a
job. You can’t just do anything you want while you’re
working!”)

MUSIC: Bad Religion “Leaders & Followers”

(show sign that says “Temporarily Closed. Be opened after
first period”)


(show Blue AM is seen in bird’s eye view. He’s looking up at
them)

BLUE AM: Hey you guys open?

(show Bert and Oscar the Grouch)

BERT & OSCAR: NO!!!

(show Ernie and Bert with hockey sticks as if their playing,
very briefly because im running low on puppets)

(show Bert pulling a Pringle’s tube off the blue AM’s hand)


(then show Kermit is in between Ernie & Bert)

KERMIT: What kind of convenient store do you run here?

MUSIC: Soul Asylum “Can’t Even Tell”

NARRATOR: Sesame Workshop presents

(Betty Lou & Bert are on the floor behind counter and
Bert is leaning on Prairie.)

BETTY: Do you think anyone can see us down here?

BERT: Why? Do you wanna have sex or something?

BETTY: Can we?


TITLE: Sesame Clerks

NARRATOR: Sesame Clerks! Just because they give you a sunny
day and sweep the clouds away, doesn’t mean they like you.


SCENE 11: Bert & Ernie are at counter

BERT: You hate people!

ERNIE: But I love gatherings. Isn’t it ironic?

TITLE/NARRATOR: Featuring music by - Chrissy & The
Alphabeats, Little Jerry & The Monotones, Don Music, How Now
Brown & The Moo Wave, and Mick Swagger & The Cobble Stones.
 

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That looks good to me :smile: Can't wait to see it. Are you guys any good at doing the voices for the characters?
 

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Buck-Beaver said:
Is your whole sketch movie puppets?
no, but some puppets occassionally pop up. its mainly just me and my friends acting.

Iokitek said:
That looks good to me Can't wait to see it. Are you guys any good at doing the voices for the characters?
it's just gonna be me doing the voices. and i guess im pretty good.
 
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