Does anybody here shampoo their hair?

Janice & Mokey's Man · Feb 25, 2003

I mean, the "correct" way?

*ahem*

Guys---literally, guys, as in the male gender (but gals may read on)---I have gotten the most AWEsome shampoo! It's called "Suave for Men". One of its feautures is that it (*reads bottle*), "Has a Fresh Clean Masculine Scent". However, this is not smelly armpits or stinky feet, but instead that kinda generalized "roughin' it/builds houses/pinewood 2 x 4s" masculine sorta scent (*emits manly grunt*). Anyway, it smells ruuuuully good, and makes ya feel like Zeus when you're in the baf or shower.

And the directions say (*once again looks at bottle*):

"Lather, rinse, and repeat." (That's not all the directions, but the main point o' me ponder here).

Now.

I lather.

I rinse.

B-b-but I don't repeat! :eek:

Does anyone actually ever repeat??? :confused:

Just for the heck of it, I did just that in my bath I had (at 3 a.m.). So I suppose muh hair should be twice as clean now!

:big_grin:

And hey, if it makes the crown o' me head smell like the epitome o' masculinity, well, I ain't gonna complain when I walk into a room wif about 20 female Silly Creatures in it later this afternoon.

:big_grin:

Okay, most of 'em are attached or older than me, but still, it's the idea here...

So yeah, I dunno if anyone rully "repeats" their hair reg'larly, and guys, go get Suave for MEN!

*GRUNT!*

:big_grin:

Bulldawg · Feb 25, 2003

i dont have any hair on my head...
so shampoo isnt really an issue for me.

beaker · Feb 25, 2003

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
but instead that kinda generalized "roughin' it/builds houses/pinewood 2 x 4s" masculine sorta scent (*emits manly grunt*).

Oh gosh, I cant stand that 'manly' type scent(that playing basketball all day or after shave old spice manly man smell)

Yeah, ok maybe I am a bit of an effette dandy, but I'll take
a barely detectable light cocoanut or hint of pear scented organic shampoo over that manly man smell any day^_^

(in New Orleans accent) Pull me up a hand crafted chair from the southern tip of Tuscano...cuz this flower....is willllted.

Janice & Mokey's Man · Feb 25, 2003

I appreciate other smells, but I ain't never used strictly MAN shampoo before...you may not like it, but I think it's great! :smile:

Take a whiff when you're in the grocery store sometime and see, lol. :stick_out_tongue:

Luke · Feb 25, 2003

I'd like to see Byron do infomercials - i think we've found his calling !

So Byron, did it work wif de laaaadddieeess ? I'm thinking you should go walk past Chasity in a kind of leaning motion so she gets hit with your masculine scent head on. Either she'll be knocked out and you can revive her with a kiss, or she'll think your auditioning for the Hunchback of Notre Dame ! :wink:

Actually all joking aside and being serious now, i know your personality and 'look' and thinking about it, you would seriously be perfect for presenting infomercials - you should look into it - call QVC or something !

BTW what were you still doing in the bath at 3am ? have you really got THAT much hair ?

Manda:-D · Feb 25, 2003

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The thread title ALONE makes me giggle!!! I thought at first that it was some kinda protest against the utter RANDOMNESS of some threads!!!! (Though, yes, I know, I post some UTTERLY random threads myself!!!See: "Aaaaaah!!!")
Oh, by the way, if you don't use the words "utter" and "random" together in senteces alot, well, you SHOULD!!! :big_grin:

Boober_Baby · Feb 25, 2003

AHHHHH!!! I only have 6 months left of shampooing mine hair on mine head! Cuz come September, this little lass is gonna have a head full of dreads. I made a contract with a friend of mine (we're getting them done at the same time, cuz we're both dying to have them), so it's official.

Must... shampoo hair lot's... before September... GAH!

But anyway... I gotta say, as a chick I'm not really feeling the whole manly smell (on guys I mean... on girls it's hot. XP I'm joking). It's kinda gross.

Y'know what else is gross? When you guys swim in your cologne! >< Trust me... nobody finds that to be a turn on.

But I must admit, one of my top priorities in a boyfriend is that he must smell nice. And by nice, I don't mean pile on the cologne or any of those "manly" scents, but just a nice "Hey! I just came out of the shower and I smell zestfully clean!" smell. Are you feeling me here?

^_^ Debo

Fozzie Bear · Feb 25, 2003

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
Does anybody here shampoo their hair?

Well, firstly: No. I don't waste money on hair shampoo for the obvious reason that there isn't enough to worry about. I just use body soap.

Secondly: all the hair you have must require TONS of shampoo.

Thirdly: I don't need no shampoo to make myself feel or *GRUNT* BE masculine.

Fourthly: You are one of THE most hilarious people I've ever not met in my whole life!! :smile:

Super Scooter · Feb 25, 2003

Re: Re: Does anybody here shampoo their hair?

Originally posted by beaker

Yeah, ok maybe I am a bit of an effette dandy, but I'll take
a barely detectable light cocoanut or hint of pear scented organic shampoo over that manly man smell any day^_^

Ooooooooooooooooooooh! Coconut! I like that smell.

Ahem! Er, right.

At the moment, we've got this Aloe stuff we use. I like the coconut smell better though. I've gotten that a few times.

That "masculine" scent o' yours might be interesting. I'll check it sometime. Still prefer my coconut.

scarecroe · Feb 25, 2003

Wait, do you mean to imply that some people don't shampoo their hair? Mine's a beeyatch since I've let it grow out. It's down below my shoulders now!

"No, I do not use SHAMpoo; only real poo for my wigs!"

Does anybody here shampoo their hair?

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