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Giar Fraggle
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A Dark Crystal-themed restaurant where you get to dine in with the (animatronic) Skeksis and witness their horrible table manners! Booyaka!! 
The entire restaurant would be shaped like a forced-perspective version of the Castle of the Crystal (Dark Crystal version), replete with thunderstorm sound effects and lights made to look like electricity arcing through the ground (beneath fiberglass coverings, of course, so you can walk right across the cracked earth), just like the movie's opening scene. (Forced-perspective is something they use in theme parks to make a structure appear taller, by gradually making the structure smaller as it goes higher so that, when you're looking up at it, your sense of perspective is tricked into thinking it's taller.) Two animatronic Garthim with illuminated eyes would stand on either side of the entrance and occasionally look down and shake their claws like they're going to attack you.
Once inside, you'd walk down a long and twisty hallway with windows opening into animatronic dioramas that portray the movie in sequence (like Sleeping Beauty's Castle at Disneyland) with explanatory placard text from the movie's narration, up until right before the Skeksis' feast scene, at which point you would enter into the actual restaurant room.
The room would be a large replica (so as to seat more people) of the Skeksis' meal chamber, with the Skeksis themselves on a raised portion of the floor. The Skeksis would be animatronic, but the raised portion would be so that every half hour or so, patrons could watch a show that would involve several other Dark Crystal characters such as Aughra, Fizzgig, Jen, and Kira interacting with the Skeksis and each other. These other characters would be actual puppets or rather complicated animatronics, either of which would require a large space underneath to both operate and hide the fact that there's a big slot in the floor where the characters come up from. Also, the voice track would be pre-recorded no matter which method was used, preferably using the voice talents from the original film. There would be several shows in rotation, each acting out different scenes with different combinations of characters, so you would have a chance to see a different show each time you ate there.
However, when a show wouldn't be going on, the Skeksis would continually chomp and slurp and nibble at their meals and make occasional comments about the food, current events in the world of Thra, and even the guests, as if to suggest that the Skeksis have invited us to eat with them (and hopefully not drain our essence afterward).
The menu would have a mixture of classic foods and more exotic selections, both with themed names (can you imagine eating a Roast Nebrie Burger? or how about some Pod Village Soup?).
The exit would take you down another tunnel like the first, except with dioramas detailing the events of the movie after the feast scene up until Kira escapes from the Chamber of Life, at which point you pass through a replica of said Chamber, with little animatronic creatures scurrying around and an animatronic Aughra warning you to get out while you still can. After that, you pass through another short tunnel and end up walking by the balconies on the upper level of the Sacred Chamber and witnessing the climax of the movie. Then, finally, you walk through a final tunnel that looks more like the Castle of the Crystal (Pure Crystal version) and view a last diorama of the end of the movie before walking outside to see the half of the building that you couldn't see from the front, which is what the castle looks like at the end of the film. The scenery on this side has changed too, with lots of foliage.
Okay, I'm done.
The entire restaurant would be shaped like a forced-perspective version of the Castle of the Crystal (Dark Crystal version), replete with thunderstorm sound effects and lights made to look like electricity arcing through the ground (beneath fiberglass coverings, of course, so you can walk right across the cracked earth), just like the movie's opening scene. (Forced-perspective is something they use in theme parks to make a structure appear taller, by gradually making the structure smaller as it goes higher so that, when you're looking up at it, your sense of perspective is tricked into thinking it's taller.) Two animatronic Garthim with illuminated eyes would stand on either side of the entrance and occasionally look down and shake their claws like they're going to attack you.
Once inside, you'd walk down a long and twisty hallway with windows opening into animatronic dioramas that portray the movie in sequence (like Sleeping Beauty's Castle at Disneyland) with explanatory placard text from the movie's narration, up until right before the Skeksis' feast scene, at which point you would enter into the actual restaurant room.
The room would be a large replica (so as to seat more people) of the Skeksis' meal chamber, with the Skeksis themselves on a raised portion of the floor. The Skeksis would be animatronic, but the raised portion would be so that every half hour or so, patrons could watch a show that would involve several other Dark Crystal characters such as Aughra, Fizzgig, Jen, and Kira interacting with the Skeksis and each other. These other characters would be actual puppets or rather complicated animatronics, either of which would require a large space underneath to both operate and hide the fact that there's a big slot in the floor where the characters come up from. Also, the voice track would be pre-recorded no matter which method was used, preferably using the voice talents from the original film. There would be several shows in rotation, each acting out different scenes with different combinations of characters, so you would have a chance to see a different show each time you ate there.
However, when a show wouldn't be going on, the Skeksis would continually chomp and slurp and nibble at their meals and make occasional comments about the food, current events in the world of Thra, and even the guests, as if to suggest that the Skeksis have invited us to eat with them (and hopefully not drain our essence afterward).
The menu would have a mixture of classic foods and more exotic selections, both with themed names (can you imagine eating a Roast Nebrie Burger? or how about some Pod Village Soup?).
The exit would take you down another tunnel like the first, except with dioramas detailing the events of the movie after the feast scene up until Kira escapes from the Chamber of Life, at which point you pass through a replica of said Chamber, with little animatronic creatures scurrying around and an animatronic Aughra warning you to get out while you still can. After that, you pass through another short tunnel and end up walking by the balconies on the upper level of the Sacred Chamber and witnessing the climax of the movie. Then, finally, you walk through a final tunnel that looks more like the Castle of the Crystal (Pure Crystal version) and view a last diorama of the end of the movie before walking outside to see the half of the building that you couldn't see from the front, which is what the castle looks like at the end of the film. The scenery on this side has changed too, with lots of foliage.
Okay, I'm done.
