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Cross Advertising with Muppet Names

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    From Tutter the Mouse:

    Muppet Adverts (I know, the name sucks so you cn change it if you wish so)
    Basically, someone names an existing food product (any product will do but food is probably easier) for example, Dr. Pepper . Then the product gets a little bit twisted so it's appropriate to a Muppet; for example Dr. Pepe . Then- using the muppet mentioned- write out an advert for the product. For example,
    Pepe: Hello my friends. I have a new product for you, OK. It is super sexy, it is Dr. Pepe, OK. (and so on!)

    After you've written it out, you decide what the next product is- for example, FerSureFlakes, so the next poster would do an advert with Janice advertising FerSureFlakes.

    Rules:
    1. The products can be linked with any muppet; from TMS, SS, MT, FR, BITBBH, The Hoobs, Labyrinth and any other things anyone can think of!
    2. Products must be appropriate, as must adverts
    3. Er....have fun.
  2. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    FerSureFlakes: Like, wow. At last we have these, like, organic flakes that are not only melt-in-the mouth gorgious, but also Fresher then ever. FerSueFlakes, like, wow, fer sure!

    Next: Link's 24/7 (name based on the product Lynx 24/7 All Over Body Spray)
  3. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Ok. I'll do it.

    Link's 24/7 body Spray: *looking into mirror* Uh, hum. Charming. Oh so charming. *He coambs his hair. Suddenly the Mirror Link leans out of the mirror and sniffs. He holds his nose and hands out a deoderent* Here. Link's 24/7. You never know when.

    Next: Shredded Tweet (done by Big Bird)
  4. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Active Member

    Shredded Tweet: *eatting birdseed* Hey there. I'm eatting a good old bowl of birdseed. Theres a new stuff that us birds like to pour on our birdseed. They say that if you shred tweet you won't go back to just birdseed. Its whats new to the world for birds. *Little bird come flying by* "Hey is that the new "Shredded Tweet?" "Yep. You should try it. Go ahead"...says Big Brid. *Little Bird trys some and loves it* Its fantasic. *she keeps eatting the camera pull up to BB* Thats right. Its good. Its Fantasic. Its wonderful too. "Shredded Tweet!" Try some today. *holds product to camera and smiles*


    Next Goget'em Fraggle Catcher (done by Junior Gorg)
  5. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    Yay, my creative genius has been recognised! Unfortunately I am not a Fraggle fan so I'll not do the next one!!
  6. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Me either. So I'll also pass.
  7. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Junior Gorg: I am so tired of chasing those silly fwaggles and never ever catching them. They are so fast. So I tried the new Goget'em Fwaggle Catcher. All's you have to do is wind up this little toy car and send it after the fwaggles. It's so speedy it catches them right away. So the next time you want to catch yourself a fwaggle, try the Goget'em Fwaggle Catcher.

    Next product: Kermit Krunch
    Done by: Miss Piggy
  8. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    Piggy: Lucky vous! Vous is about to witness moi producing my fabulous new product in honour of my Kermykins! Now if you are as trully fabulous as moi...
    Kermit *enters panting*: Piggy! What are you doing here? This wasn't your ad? You had the ad for "Stenchy Swinging Swill" down in Studio 9.
    Piggy: Yes, moi's agent may have got moi the Swill ad, but I think vous agrees that I am far too fabulous to do an ad for swill.
    Kermit: Get out of here, vous!
    *Piggy leaves*
    Kermit: Now if you like--
    Piggy: Enjoy Kermit Krunch! With a K!
    Kermit: Piggy!!

    Next ad: McMayhem
    Synopsis: A new burger for McDonalds
    With: The Electric Mayhem
  9. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Active Member

    Shows the band inside eatting

    Dr. Teeth: This is one happpen burger.
    Floyd P: You got that right.
    Janice: Honey I'm trying the new burgers. Its really good.
    Floyd P: You think so sweetcheaks?
    Janice: Fer Sure! Like wow! *swing her head back and forth*
    Animal: BUR-GER! BUR-GER!
    Dr. Teeth: Animal likes it.

    A whatnot comes up to them

    Whatnot: Your like my biggest fan. Whats that your eatting?

    *They break out into a song*

    Floyd P: Its the new thing called the "McMayhem Burger!"
    Janice: You should really try it.
    Dr Teeth: Its one happen burger.
    Janice: Fer Sure!
    Animal: BUR-GER! BUR-GER! MC-MAYHEM! YEAAAAA!!! *drumming wildly*
    Zoot: "McMayhem Bugers!" *blows a note*

    *song ends*

    Whatnot: *hair blown back* Thats one cool burger. *faints*

    Dr.Teeth: Good one.
    Floyd P: He he he he he...
    Janice: Like wow, honey. *puts arm on Floyd*
    Zoot: *snoring*

    Animal: MCMAYHEM BURGER!! Bye. Bye.



    Next Ad: Sloppy Mud Face
    Synopsis: Face cream for grouches
    With: Oscar and Grungetta
  10. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    Oscar: At last, a product to satisfy the grouch in all of us
    Grungetta: What's that?
    Oscar: It's Maybelline's "Sloppy Mud Face". Simply slap some on... look over there
    *Grungetta turns and Oscar slaps the screen on.*
    Oscar *close-up*: It straightens out your skin... *camera pans out to reveal Jenifer Lopez where Grungetta was*
    J-Lo: And makes you look beautiful.
    Voiceover: Maybe she's born with it
    Oscar: Maybe she's not.

    Next product: Arrrrgh!
    Synopsis: Use your imagination!!
    With: Animal
  11. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    ANIMAL: AHHHHHHH! ME LOVE ADVERTIZING! AHHHH HAAAA HHHHAAAAA. ADVERTIZE, WHA? AAAH. FOOD! EAT FOOD! NAH. ME LIKE WO-MAN! ADVERTIZE WO-MAN? NAH, NAH. DRUMSTICKS DRUMSTICKS!
    Kermit: Ok, enough *pushing Animal off screen* bye your Arrrgh! folks. It's the only official tablet on the market that calms you down for good.

    Next: Hyper-Long Life battries (mee, mou, mow)
    Presented by Beaker and Bunsen
  12. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Active Member

    We see Bunsan and Beaker in there lab

    Bunsan: Why hello there. I'm Dr. Bunasn HoneyDew and this is my assinent Beaker.
    Beaker: *waves* Meep moop.
    Bunsan: Were trying our new invention. Hyper-Long Life battries. Its a good prouduct. Just ask our customers.

    *shows Beaker in differnt disgusies and getting zapped*

    Bunsan: They enjoyed them all.
    *background see Beaker talking off last costume* You should really try them.
    There what your call Hyperattive. *puts battries into remote control* Here Beaker. *hands RC to Beaker*
    Beaker: Meep Moop Meep. *shaking head*
    Bunsan: Ok Beaker, try it.
    Beaker pushes a button and it sends them into the future, we then see them in the year 222222222333334565 *there all old now*
    Bunsan: And thats why you should buy our Hyper-Long Life battries.
    Beaker: I don't think they should.
    Bunsan: :confused: *gasps*





    Next: Count's Count Hairdo Gel
    Synopsis: counting gel
    With: Count Von Count
  13. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Count: Ah ha,! Here it is at last! That vonderfull hair gel ve have been waiting for! At last a hair gel you can count, and which counts right back.
    *rubs gel over fingers and into hair*
    *together with a small voice* Von hair, Two hair, three hair...oh I love it so much! *fade out*

    Next: Mooooosli
    Based on: Muesli
    Presenmted by: Muppet Cows
  14. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    Cow 1: Moooooo
    Cow 2: Mooooooooooooooo!
    Announcer: You heard those cows! Buy moosli!! NOW!!

    Next product: Meepabix
    Synopsis: Spoof of Weetabix for Lab assistants
    With: Beaker
  15. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    Beaker: Meeep meeeep meeeep meeeep mooop mee meep moou meep.
    Bunsen: Oh Beaker, you are silly. *Prods with cattle prod*
    Beaker: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!
    Bunsen: So try Meepabix or a similar fate might just hit you!!
    *puts cattle prod towards camera*

    Next product: Hamless pizza at Pizza Hut
    With: Piggy, Strangepork, Hogthrob, Andy, Annie Sue, Randy and Pamela Hammdeson
  16. That Announcer

    That Announcer New Member

    (For the purpose of easy writing, I'll count Andy, Randy and Pamela as 'whatnot pigs')

    Piggy: Alright, here we are at the Pizza Hut!
    Link: Yes, I'm very hungry, and I'm missing all my favorite bowling shows. So don't keep us waiting. Four meat lovers' pizzas. What's on them?
    Whatnot Employee: Sausage, beef, chicken, pepperoni and ham.
    (all pigs): GASP!
    Julius: Oh no! You wouldn't think of killing innocent pigs like us, would you?
    Whatnot Pigs: What? What are they doing to us?
    Julius: (makes that finger-to-throat motion)
    Whatnot Pigs: OH! OH, OH NO!
    Annie Sue: There must be some alternative for us pigs. Do you have any... hamless pizza?
    Whatnot Employee: Indeed! Pepperoni, beef and sausage.
    Piggy: That won't do at all! No sausage. No pepperoni. Beef and beef only.
    Whatnot Employee: OK. (yells back to kitchen) Four large beef to go!
    (all pigs): YAAAY!
    Link: Come on! Don't slow me down. I'm missing my bowling shows...
    Piggy: You and your bowling shows! (faces camera) He cries at the sad parts!

    (end) Piggy: Gather round the good stuff!

    Next product: 'Teeth' Synthesizers
    with The Electric Mayhem
  17. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    Janice: Like, what can be said about teeth synthsizers?
    Dr. Teeth: They're my own creation
    Animal: BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE
    Zoot: Huh?
    Floyd: Wooah!!
    Lips: What my bandmates mean to say is that you should purchase Teeth Synthesizers from any local music shop. They are a product endorsed by us, The Electric Mayhem
    Janice: And, like--
    Lips: --they work really well
    Floyd: Woah, man. You're such a chatterbox

    Next advert: Muppets Wizard of Oz
    With: Sam Eagle
    Synopsis: Sam does a brief description of the upcoming MWoO
  18. That Announcer

    That Announcer New Member

    Thanks for adding Lips!

    Sam: Greetings. As an American eagle, I feel it is my duty to speak on the upcoming telefilm, The Muppets Wizard of Oz. Apart from the title, this group of Muppets has managed to take a classic story and adapt it rather well. I do feel though, that some of these so-called Muppets do not really belong! Just listen to this: 'Clifford', hah! 'Rizzo, the Rat', ho! 'Doctor Bunsen Honeydew', 'Rowlf the Dog'! 'Sam the Eagle'!... Wait... I'M Sam the Eagle!..... Forget whatever I just said, just.. go see the movie.

    Next Product: Harry's House of Kaboom
    with Crazy Harry, Beaker, Bunsen, Fozzie, Kermit, Beau and Zoot
  19. HPDJ

    HPDJ Member

    Harry's House of Kaboom
    with Crazy Harry, Beaker, Bunsen, Fozzie, Kermit, Beau and Zoot

    CH: Crazy Harry loves explosions!
    Zoot: Yeah, man! He sure does!
    CH: So come on down to Harry's House of Kaboom!
    Fozzie: (To Harry) No problem!
    Kermit: Shouldn't we tell them about the health risks-
    Beau: No, I've been going to Harry's House of Kaboom for all my life and look at me now! (Kermit explodes and disappears)
    Zoot: Come on down to Harry's House of Kaboom!
    Bunsen: May cause long term memory loss!
    Beaker: Long term memory loss! (Long pause)
    Beau: Where am I???

    NEXT: The Hog house buffet.
    With: Piggy, Link Hogthrob, Andy Pig, Randy Pig, Spamuler(spelling) Anderson, Waldorf, Statler.
  20. BEAR

    BEAR Active Member

    I just stumbled across this game and I LOVE IT!! It is so clever. My favorite game in the forum. Can we keep it going??

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