Best Statler and Waldorf

[DanDanStrawberry]

Statler and Waldorf. Amazing. But under-rated. Who can think of the best Statler and Waldorf put downs!

- Every week this show gets a little better
- Every week your eye-sight gets a little worse
- Do ho ho ho!

 

[Frogster]

They should do something about those baby drivers!
Yeah...do you think they should be booked?
No, burped! Oh, heh heh heh.

 

[rexcrk]

Waldorf: Hey, they're not half bad!
Statler: Nope, they're all bad!
*They laugh*
(I think that was from the Weezer video)

And they were great as Marley and Marley:
Statler: Oooh I remember the little kids standing out in the cold
Waldorf: With they're little frost-bitten teddy bears!
(or something like that)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Waldorf: Hey, they're not half bad!
Statler: Nope, they're all bad!
*They laugh*
(I think that was from the Weezer video)

OMG! I'd forgotten all about that Weezer video!!!! How great was that??? And yes, that is where the quote was from. I love them as Marley and Marley too cos that's the only time we ever hear them sing! Sniff! Such angelic voices!

 

[Whatever]

I think there's already a thread about this.
stupid 60 second rule.

 

[Whatever]

Here it is: http://forum.muppetcentral.com/showthread.php?t=3023&page=1&highlight=Statler

 

[Animal Jam]

Statler:What is a mahna mahna?
Waldorf:the question is, who cares!
Statler and Waldorf:doh ho ho ho!

And this one,

Waldorf:Wake up you dummy, you slept through the show!
Statler:your the dummy, you watched it! Doh Ho Ho Ho Ho!

 

[Blue Weirdo]

I love them as Marley and Marley too cos that's the only time we ever hear them sing!

WRONG!

Statler and Waldorf sang a few times on The Muppet Show. Aside from ones where they sang along with those on stage there was a time they were sitting in their balcony and sang "It was a Very Good Year" (that may have been a UK exclusive song I remember it from a collection video but not from the show itself)

I believe it was in the Steve Martin episode where Kermit was reviewing new acts that they came onstage and performed a number (that Sam actually liked!)

And then there was there somewhat risky song about the burlesque show...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Really?? I havent actually watched TMS, what I meant was that its the only time they ever sing in a movie

(crosses fingers hoping they never sang in a movie)

 

[Uncle deadly]

Really?? I havent actually watched TMS, what I meant was that its the only time they ever sing in a movie

(crosses fingers hoping they never sang in a movie)

waaa...? you havnt seen the muppet show waaa