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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by floyd<3janice, Jul 30, 2012.
That's what I thought.
I couldn't remember but I'll write it as a good thanks
Foo Foo's gender is only specified in a few episodes.
Is that Miss Piggy as Princess Peach as your avatar?
Awww! Your avatar is so adorable! My avatar is when Mokey sees a Pookbah for the first time. She calls this group "serious." Would I call a group serious if I i was invited to a silly secret group for the first time. I sure would! Ha! Ha!
Hopefully, I find a new avatar soon. Just as soon as I can find a good one.
September 17 season two premier
Janice walked downstairs for breakfast she was leaving tonight after the show to visit her best friend Morgan.
She got some cereal and a glass of water and ate quickly. Then went upstairs to pack, she was going for less than a week and was going to stay in a hotel opposed to sharing Morgan’s crammed one bedroom apartment.
Floyd was just walking out of his room when Janice came up the stairs. “Jan” He said walking over to her.
“Hey” she said, she had barley talked to him since two nights ago.
“I need to talk to you.” He said. Janice sighed and cast a glance at her room down the hall. “Can we talk later I like rully need to pack and stuff.” She said backing towards her room.
“Ya sure come find me after.” Floyd said, Janice nodded and ran to her room and straight to her closet.
She rully did want to talk to him, but she had so much work to do with all the last minute rehearsals and packing for Morgan’s she didn’t know what to do.
She threw the first clothes she saw in her closet into her bag and zipped it up.
She ran a brush through her hair again before running downstairs.
Floyd wasn’t in the living room when she came down or in the kitchen but Zoot was,
“Hey Zoot, do you know where Floyd is?” She asked.
“He went to the theatre for rehearsal,” Zoot replied. Janice nodded “Thanks Zoot.” She said running for the door.
“Jan wait!” Zoot called, Janice turned around,
“Like what is it?” She asked.
Zoot sighed, “We-we’re still friends right?” He asked softly.
“Fer sure,” Janice said smiling Zoot smiled. Janice continued for the door, it was overcast and rain threatened any moment. Janice ran quickly her feet pounding the sidewalk.
She burst into the theatre doors and looked around there was no sign of Floyd or the rest of the band,
She hurried to the stage where Floyd was helping Kermit with a checklist.
“Floyd!” She said running over. He caught her in a half hug, “so green dude if you could the soundproof room isn’t so soundproof so maybe get it checked out?” Floyd asked.
“I’ll see what I can do Floyd,” Kermit said hurrying off.
Janice watched Kermit leave then pulled Floyd closer he wrapped his arms around her.
“What did you like wanna talk about?” She asked.
“The other night...”
“Janice!” Piggy screeched stomping on stage.
Janice rolled her eyes “Piggy could you wait like one second?” She asked.
Piggy grabbed Janice’s other arm, “no Rowlf just agreed to practice his lines and moi will not look bad on stage because vous forgot vous lines!” Piggy said dragging Janice away from Floyd.
“I’ll like fer sure talk to you later.” Janice said to him, Piggy pulled Janice backstage and over to where Rowlf was sitting with a puppy in his arms.
“Okay guys we have today and that’s it let’s do this,” Piggy growled in warning pulling out her script.
Finally it was show time.
“Everybody get ready!” Kermit yelled calling everyone into their positions for the opening theme.
Janice hurried backstage but Floyd already in his purple orchestra suit grabbed her arm. “Can I please talk to you now?” He asked.
“In a few minutes I need to get ready for Vet’s Hospital.” Janice said. Floyd sighed and walked into the orchestra pit. Janice feeling guilty ran into her dressing room. She changed quickly while the first sketch was on.
She opened the door and ran right into Floyd who was back in his usual clothes. “Hey nurse.” He said.
“Hey um guy holding sunglasses. Why are you like holding sunglasses?” Janice asked.
Floyd laughed “The rest of the band voted we gotta give them to Fozzie he’s officially hip.” Floyd said.
Janice laughed, “Okay I’ll talk to you later,” she said hurrying off to find Piggy and Rowlf.
“What’s on?” Janice asked standing beside them. “The screaming thing” Rowlf replied watching it fall off Statler and Waldorf’s balcony.
“Or best of the week,” Piggy said naming the next sketch.
“Great we’re totally on next.” Janice said.
Kermit ran over, “Get on now” He said gesturing forwards.
Janice Piggy and Rowlf ran onstage.
Floyd found Dr.Teeth setting up his keyboard, “Hey man,” Floyd said sitting beside him. Dr.Teeth looked up, “Hey Floyd,” He said.
“Fozzie Hip, Fozzie Hip!” Animal shouted, “Let’s go tell him.” Floyd said leading Animal away.
Veterinarian’s Hospital got offstage and the next act ran on.
“Hey Teeth where’s Floyd?” Janice asked. Dr.Teeth looked up from his keyboard, “He took Animal over to say hi to Fozzie.” He replied.
Janice nodded and ran by as Rowlf went onstage to sing “It’s A Wonderful World” to the puppy.
Floyd was walking back with Animal; Fozzie lay on the ground a few feet away.
“What happened?” Janice asked,
Floyd laughed, “Animal’s a little over excited and we need to get onstage,” Floyd said letting Animal go,
“Right after I tell Kermit we don’t have a bass player for “The Lullaby of Birdland.” Floyd said walking off again, Janice sighed she’d have to talk to him later when he wasn’t so busy.
She went to her dressing room to get her things packed and get changed out of her Vet’s Hospital outfit,
Floyd was waiting outside her dressing room when she stepped out.
“You’re leaving now?” He asked. Janice nodded
“I’m done with the show for tonight I’ll like see you in a few days.” She said. Floyd leaned in and kissed her.
“Floyd, get onstage.” Dr.Teeth shouted from somewhere behind them.
Janice pulled back, “You know my number if you like need me, I’ll see you next week I...got to go.” She smiled softly then ran outside. Floyd went onstage for a few minutes. By the time he got back, Janice was already gone.
“Rowlf,” Kermit said walking backstage with a box. Rowlf looked up and smiled.”Hey Kermit what’s up?” He asked.
“I need the puppy.” Kermit replied.
Rowlf frowned. “Why?” he asked,
Kermit sighed, “I was borrowing him for the show and he needs to be given back.” Kermit said.
Rowlf sighed, “Okay but can I say goodbye?” Rowlf asked.
Kermit nodded, “Bye buddy I hope you enjoyed dinner and my song and I’ll miss you very much.” Rowlf kissed the dog’s head and put it in the box.
“Thanks Rowlf” Kermit said. Rowlf nodded and watched Kermit leave with the puppy.
Floyd sat on a nearby bench outside. A week was too long for her to be gone, they’d only been together just over a week and they were always so busy. He knew she missed her friend but he missed her more.
The rest of the band was heading back to the house when Floyd stood up, “Coming Floyd?” Dr.Teeth asked. Floyd nodded and walked over to them. Morgan only lived a few hours away Janice wasn’t that far.
“Floyd brighten up man if this is what you’re like ten minutes after she leaves I’d hate to see you a week from now.” Dr.Teeth said walking beside Floyd.
“I’m fine man, just a bit tired from the show is all.” He replied. Dr.Teeth shot him a disbelieving look but didn’t say anything.
Kermit thanked Don and was headed home when Miss Piggy found him. “Hey Kermie,” She said in a flirtatious voice. Kermit shuddered and walked faster but she kept surprisingly good pace with him considering how high her heels were.
“What do you need?” Kermit asked.
Piggy laughed again and batted her eyelashes. “I just came to tell you that Foo Foo has gladly taken a liking to you. It’s great considering you’re her new dada.” Piggy crooned.
“What!” Kermit gasped jumping three feet in the air.
Piggy laughed again, “That is why I’m leaving her with you tomorrow for some bonding time.” Piggy laughed.
“Piggy I’m not nor will I ever be your dog’s dada.” Kermit said.
Piggy touched his cheek, “We’ll see about that ma cherri,” Piggy said. Trailing her finger under his chin and forcing him to meet her gaze.
Kermit gulped lost in her overly blue eyes. “I-I’ll see you tomorrow.” Kermit said with a very bad voice crack.
Piggy blew him a kiss and walked inside leaving him trembling on the sidewalk.
Janice woke up in her hotel room. She got ready and headed over to Morgan’s,
“Hey!” Morgan said pulling her into a tight hug.
She had long wavy black hair and blue eyes. Her smile doubled in size when Janice hugged her back.
“It’s been totally like way too long” Janice said.
Morgan nodded “I know I haven’t seen you since highschool which was only three years ago but whatever I still missed you.” Morgan said.
Janice laughed and walked inside. Morgan hugged her again. “Tell me, how are you? Are you still with Zoot?” She asked,
Janice shook her head, “What happened?” Morgan asked.
“I broke like up with him, we were always fighting.” Janice said.
Morgan hugged her, “How’s the rest of the band?” She asked.
Janice shrugged “They’re fer sure great everyone is basically the same.” Janice said.
“Do you still have Animal?” Morgan asked.
Janice nodded, “Ya Floyd walks him and stuff.” Janice said.
Morgan nodded “Well I know what we’re doing this week.” Morgan said.
“What?” Janice asked.
“Finding you a boyfriend,” Morgan said.
Janice shook her head. “I like already have a boyfriend.” She said.
Morgan gave her a puzzled look, “Who?” She asked.
Janice smiled, “Floyd.” She replied,
Morgan cocked an eyebrow, “Like Floyd the bass player in the band Floyd?” She asked.
“Totally,” Janice said. Morgan hugged her, “I never pictured you two together.” Morgan said, Janice laughed. “Well we like are.” She said.
Morgan took her hands “Well then we’re going to shop and tell each other everything.” Morgan said. Janice laughed and let Morgan drag her into the hall.
“Floyd this is a crazy idea,” Dr.Teeth said following the bass player upstairs.
“I know but I’m doing it anyways.” Floyd replied walking into his room.
Dr.Teeth sighed and grabbed Floyd’s arm pulling him to a halt. “What about finding a gig?” Dr.Teeth asked.
Floyd shrugged, “We’ll put that idea on hold.” He replied.
“Floyd is it worth it?” Dr.Teeth asked,
“Of course,” Floyd said pulling on his jacket. Dr.Teeth shook his head while watching Floyd push past him and run downstairs. “Floyd it’ll just tear you apart in the end.” Dr.Teeth said.
Floyd shrugged “At least she’ll know,” Floyd said walking outside.
Dr.Teeth stood upstairs for a few minutes before returning to the game room to beat Zoot at darts again.
Animal was on the verge of insanity when Dr.Teeth returned downstairs. “Floyd’s gone,” He said picking up a dart.
“I told you last night he’d be leaving soon.” Zoot replied.
Dr.Teeth shrugged “Floyd’s a cool guy I thought he would last longer than one night, guess I was wrong.” He replied.
A loud roar ripped through the air interrupting their game. They turned around to see Animal freaking out in a chair. “I think I should walk him.” Dr.Teeth said tossing the dart over his shoulder.
He took Animal’s chain and led him upstairs. “I just beat you” He said walking upstairs. Zoot turned around and frowned. He was right.
Janice was talking to Morgan when the phone rang Morgan reached over and answered it twirling the cord around her finger.
“Hi... Yes she is hold on.” She handed Janice the phone the cord barely reaching her.
“Hello?... Hi Floyd... Yes... I do too... I will... okay I’ll see you in like a week... bye.”
Janice handed Morgan the phone who hung it up.
Janice sighed and sat on the couch; Morgan laughed and sat beside her. “So what did the rest of the band say about you and Floyd?” Morgan asked.
Janice smiled. “Well they didn’t really agree with it at first. But they’re fine now.” Janice said.
“That’s good,” Morgan replied.
Miss Piggy was ready for her plan. Kermit needed to pay attention to her. She had Foo Foo wrapped in her arms she was the most vital part in the plan.
“Okay Foo Foo it’s time to help out mommy,” Piggy said. She flung open Kermit’s office door and stepped inside,
“Kermie!” Piggy shouted walking in. “Hey Piggy,” Kermit said without looking up.
“I’ve come to drop off Foo Foo,” Piggy said Kermit stood up.
“Piggy I have no time to deal with that dog today,” Kermit said.
“She’s an angel don’t worry,” Piggy replied shoving the dog into his arms.
Piggy smiled and left before Kermit could argue. Foo Foo looked at Kermit and licked his face. “Good Grief the pig did it again,” Kermit said.
He put Foo Foo on the floor and got back to work.
“Hey Kermit I have a question.” Fozzie said walking in.
“Yes Fozzie,” Kermit replied looking up. But Fozzie was frozen with a look of terror on his face.
“Fozzie what’s wrong?” Kermit asked.
“Th-that monster!” He cried pointing to Foo Foo who sat lying on the ground.
Kermit sighed, “Fozzie it’s only Piggy’s dog she won’t hurt you.” Kermit said.
Fozzie shook his head; Foo Foo stood up and stretched. “Aah, it’s evil!” Fozzie yelled running out of the office.
Janice walked back to her hotel room, it was late and she wasn’t tired at all. But she had nothing to do.
She walked into the tiny bedroom and collapsed on the bed, she was almost asleep when she rolled over and almost fell off the small bed. She rolled over again but woke herself back up.
Janice fixed her pillow and laid back down, but now she couldn’t sleep.
After what felt like forever she sat up. Her head was pounding and she could barely keep her eyes open but there was no way she was getting to sleep.
I just need to like watch some TV
She thought and grabbed the blanket off the bed dragging it into the small living room with her. She turned on the TV and was almost asleep when there was a knock on the door.
Janice sighed and stood up leaving the blankets on the couch. And wandering over to the door and flung it open.
Floyd stood in the doorway. He was wearing dark jeans, boots a white shirt and a black leather jacket.
Janice rubbed her eyes she was sure she was hallucinating.
"Hey Jan" he said.
She dropped her hands and looked up at him. "You're really here?" She asked stupidly.
Floyd bent down and kissed her. Then she knew he was really there with his arms around her waist and she wasn't dreaming.
"I'm really here," He said hugging her.
"Wait, why are you here?" Janice asked looking up at him.
"For you," He replied.
Janice smiled and hugged him again pulling him through the doorway.
"I missed you." He murmured into her hair.
"I missed you too." Janice said.
"Did I wake you up?" He asked noticing the tiredness in her expression.
"No I couldn't sleep anyways. I'd rather have you here then sleep anyway." Janice said sitting in his lap on the couch.
"Go to sleep." He whispered in her ear.
"I can't sleep now that you're here." Janice said.
Floyd sighed and kissed her forehead. "Pretend I'm not here and sleep." He said leaning over to lay her on the couch.
"No don't put me down. Don't let me go." Janice said softly.
Floyd sighed again and resettled her in his arms.
Janice kissed him softly.
"Get some rest I'll be right here." He told her.
Janice nodded and turned her face into his jacket.
And fell asleep.
Floyd held Janice in his arms until he too couldn't stay awake any longer. He stood up and carried Janice to her bed the blankets draped over his arm.
He laid her down and placed the blankets over her. He turned to leave but she reached out and grabbed his hand holding him in place. He turned to face her.
"Where are you going?" Janice asked.
"I'm gonna go sleep out there." He said nodding towards the doorway.
Janice frowned and pulled him closer. He moved easily towards her.
"Stay here with me." She said.
Floyd cast another glance at the doorway before nodding. He kicked off his boots and threw off his jacket before settling beside her.
Janice laid her head on his chest and he wrapped his arms around her waist.
"Floyd?" Janice said after a few minutes.
"Hmmm?" he replied.
"I'm rully happy you're here." Janice said.
"I'd go anywhere for you Jan I-I love you." Janice’s heart leapt she’d had a feeling that he loved her and she loved him too.
Janice looked up at him and kissed him. "I rully love you too," She said. Floyd kissed her. "I've been waiting forever to say that to you." He said brushing the hair out of her face.
"I'm happy you did." Janice said.
Floyd kissed her again.
"You should sleep too," Janice told him resting her head on his shoulder.
"I could but I'd rather talk to you unless you want to go to sleep?" Floyd said.
"No I'm wide awake now." Janice said.
"Good." Floyd said. He sat up and pulled her into his arms again.
Janice sat up in his arms and leaned against him.
"Floyd what made you come here tonight?" Janice asked suddenly very curious.
"I don't know after I got off the phone with you I was already on
my way here. I just needed to see you and hear your voice in person. And to make sure that no one was here to steal you away from me. I'm not planning on losing you anytime soon." Floyd whispered to her.
"Aww honey I'm not giving you up either, and don't leave." Janice said.
"Why would I leave?" Floyd asked.
"I don't know. Just don't." She replied, kissing him.
"I'll never leave you." He replied kissing her again.
"What are you like going to do for the rest of the week you're here with me?" Janice asked.
"I don't know" Floyd whispered kissing one of her cheeks. "And I don't care, as long as I'm with you." He said kissing her other cheek.
"That can be arranged." Janice said.
Floyd laid her back down beside him and resumed twirling her hair between his fingers. "Great I'm looking forward to it." He said.
Janice took his hand and pulled him down beside her again.
"Its late you must be tired go to sleep now." Floyd said.
"What about you? You came all the way here. Get some sleep too," Janice said.
Floyd kissed the back of her neck. "I'll still be here when you wake up. Go to sleep Jan." He wrapped his arm around her again and held her close. Soon they were both asleep.
When Janice woke up Floyd was gone. She got dressed and walked into the sitting room where he was stretched out on the couch watching TV. He got up when Janice came in; “hey” she said hugging him tightly. He kissed the top of her head, “what are we doing today?” He asked, Janice pulled back and smiled at him.
“We are going to see Morgan,” she said. Floyd sighed, “Great.” He said, Janice laughed and hugged him again wrapping her arms around his waist.
“You don’t have to come if you like don’t want to.” Janice said, Floyd kissed her cheek, “Of course I’ll come with you, that’s why I’m here, remember?” He said. Janice smiled and stepped over to the door grabbing her purse on the way. “Well we all know that Morgan doesn’t like to be kept waiting, so c’mon.” Janice said Floyd took her hand and followed her down the hotel’s hallway.
Is it just me or did you use the part where Floyd goes to visit Janice for "When Dreams Come True" again?
Ya I used it again because It's like in the past, and it's the prequel to "When Dreams Come True"
I love your avatar by the way
Oh yeah...oh and thanks!
Kermit carried his pile of papers plus Foo Foo to the theatre he planned to give her back as soon as he could find Piggy.
On the way there he passed Gonzo, Rizzo, Pepe and Clifford they all were carrying purses of various colors, “Um guys why do you all have purses?” Kermit asked very confused.
“They’re fashion statements,” Gonzo said.
Kermit backed up a step and laughed, “Okay guys but I really don’t think they’re fashionable.” Kermit said shaking his head.
Gonzo laughed and shifted his purple purse on his shoulder, “C’mon Kermit try it they are so useful. Gonzo said. Kermit shook his head, “Um no thanks guys I’m okay without it.” He hurried on to the theatre.
Of course Piggy had gone shopping so he was stuck with Foo Foo until she came back, and that could be hours. He put Foo Foo down and walked out of his office closing the door so Foo Foo couldn’t get out, Beauregard was mopping the stage when Kermit came in, “Oh hi Kermit.” Beauregard said, “Hi Beauregard.” Kermit said walking down the steps and around the stage so he would walk on the wet stage.
Scooter was talking to Dr.Teeth and Dr.Honeydew backstage, they all seemed to be discussing something, “That wouldn’t work; you’d need to cook her first.” Dr.Teeth was saying.
“Hey guys,” Kermit said.
Everyone turned and looked at him, “Hi Kermit,” Dr.Honeydew said looking the other way when Beaker came through the door. “There you are Beaker, I’ll see you al later I have a new machine that I need to finish.” He said leading Beaker away.
“Did Floyd leave already?” Kermit asked.
“Yep our bass player and guitarist are out of action for awhile.” Dr.Teeth said. Kermit sighed “Does anyone know when Miss Piggy is coming back from shopping?” Kermit asked.
Scooter laughed, “Miss Piggy has gone to Paris for two days,” Scooter said.
“What! She’s in Paris? I’m stuck with that stupid dog for two days?” Kermit asked.
Scooter and Dr.Teeth laughed, “She left you with Foo Foo?” Scooter asked.
“Wow well what can you expect you’re its dada,” Scooter mused. Kermit smacked his face with his hand, “I am not that dog’s dada!” He yelled.
“Good luck man,” Dr.Teeth said hurrying away.
Scooter laughed, “Miss Piggy I’ve got to admire her talent to get you to do anything for her.” Scooter said.
“I would not do anything for her, she just tells me we’re doing something and then runs off. It just so happens that this time she ran off to Paris.” Kermit complained.
Scooter laughed and shook his head, “By the way Skeeter and her friend Joyce are coming for a visit.” Scooter said less excitedly.
“Let’s agree on not telling Piggy until they’re here.” Kermit replied.
“I’ll agree to that,” Scooter said. Kermit smiled, “Well great when they get here tell them they’re welcome in the theatre and boarding house.” Kermit said.
Scooter nodded, “Thanks Kermit.” He said. Kermit nodded and walked off.
Morgan tackled Janice in a hug. “Morgan you remember Floyd?” Janice said.
“Of course,” Morgan said pulling Floyd into an equally tight hug. “Was he here the whole time?” She asked.
Janice shook her head, “Like no he got here last night,” Janice said.
“Great” Morgan said. She walked over and sat on the couch. “So I was thinking we could go out for lunch and drive around a bit.” Morgan said.
“Sure sounds totally great.” Janice said, Morgan smiled and stood up grabbing her purse, “Let’s go then.” She said leading them out the door.
“So I called up the rest of the gang you guys should remember them, they’re all out of town.” Morgan said referring to the other musician’s Janice had been friends with.
“Oh bummer but I haven’t talked to them in years,” Janice said. Morgan laughed and parked the car they got out and walked inside.
“Man I can’t take it anymore how do you keep beating me?” Zoot asked. Dr.Teeth laughed,
“I am unbeatable like I’ve said before. And will say again when I beat you again.” Dr.Teeth replied. Zoot shot him a glare and threw the first dart. “You’re not off to a good start.” Dr.Teeth said. Zoot sighed and backed up giving Dr.Teeth room for his turn.
He shot the dart. Zoot’s mouth gaped open.
“You ready to quit?” Dr.Teeth asked.
Zoot closed his mouth and grabbed another dart, “The game isn’t over yet,” He said.
Dr.Teeth arched his eyebrows in surprise, “Nice shot I think you’re getting it, which means I’ll have to step it a bit.” He laughed.
Zoot was going to take a shot but Kermit came downstairs with Foo Foo in his arms. “Can you feed her to Animal?” Kermit asked holding up Foo Foo who growled in defense.
“Man Animal won’t eat that he hates junk food.” Dr.Teeth said. Kermit laughed and looked at Animal who was looking at Foo Foo with growing dislike, “Animal will you make an exception this once?” Kermit almost begged.
“How would the pig feel if Animal ate her dog?” Zoot asked.
Kermit shrugged, “Hopefully scared enough to leave me alone” He said hopefully.
Dr.Teeth laughed “Well here’s what I’d do to her if I wanted to get rid of the hog...”
“I’m not cooking her.” Kermit said.
Dr.Teeth smiled and turned back to the dart board.
Kermit shook his head and ran back upstairs where Sam was reading the newspaper in the living room. Scooter walked in a minute later with Skeeter and her friend Joyce
Joyce had blond hair and green eyes she was wearing a red sundress and brown boots.
“Kermit!” Scooter shouted walking over Skeeter and Joyce followed close behind.
“Hey Skeeter,” Kermit said hugging Scooter’s twin sister. “Hey Kermit this is Joyce.” She said.
Kermit smiled, “Hi Joyce welcome to the boarding house.” He said.
“Hi Kermit it’s so good to meet you.” Joyce said.
Kermit nodded and turned to Scooter, “I think there’s a room upstairs. It’s so crowded here but there is an empty room we have for guests so you two can have it.” Kermit said. “Great thanks Kermit.” Skeeter said.
They picked up their bags and hurried upstairs. Kermit sighed and walked off Foo Foo still squirming in his arms.
Piggy returned two days later. Kermit marched downstairs, “Piggy my office now!” Kermit yelled making her flinch.
“Oh Kermie where’s Foo Foo?” She asked.
“In my office” Kermit said Piggy trembled and walked into Kermit’s office standing in front of his desk, “I’m sorry I left Kermie but moi needed a new fall wardrobe.” She said softly. Kermit glared and shoved Foo Foo into her arms. “I am done with you; I’m done with dates and especially that dog! We are doing a show here that is all. Now go before that dog becomes dinner.” Kermit snapped. He wasn’t usually that cruel but she’d tricked him too many times.
“I’m sorry,” She cried before running out. Kermit felt a pang of guilt in his chest but he didn’t follow her for the fear of encouraging her further.
He marched out of his office and outside to get the papers he’d left at the theatre. His office door was closed still but when he opened it his stomach dropped. All the papers on his desk had been shredded into tiny little scraps.
He trembled with anger and stomped out of his office towards the boarding house knowing exactly who did it.
“Piggy!” He screamed running upstairs and throwing open her door Foo Foo jumped and ran under her bed.
“Kermie?” She asked looking at him.
“You did it you had that dog destroy all the scripts for next week’s show!” Kermit yelled.
Piggy flinched, “I didn’t I only wanted you to bond.” She said in a high voice.
Kermit fumed, “I hate that dog and I hate you!” he yelled instantly regretting it when he saw the tears in her eyes. “Piggy I-I didn’t mean...”
“Whatever frog,” She said. Pushing past him and disappeared before he could say anything else.
The next week flew by for Janice soon she was back at the boarding house with Floyd. No one had seen Miss Piggy for days, and Kermit felt awful.
The band was practicing in the music room one afternoon when Skeeter and Joyce came in.
“Hey guys,” Skeeter said.
“Skeeter it’s been like forever since I saw you.” Janice said hugging her.
“This is my friend Joyce,” Skeeter said. “Hi” Janice said, “Hey.” Joyce replied.
“I forgot that the little orange helper dude had a sister,” Floyd said.
Skeeter smiled, “Hey Floyd.” She said he waved and grabbed Animal’s chain that looked like he was going to run.
“Calm down man,” Floyd said.
Janice set down her guitar, “So like how long are you guys here for?” She asked.
“Two weeks,” Skeeter replied. Janice nodded and smiled, “Like great, have you guys like gone to the theatre yet?” Janice asked.
“Not yet wanna come?” Skeeter asked.
“Fer sure,” Janice said following them to the door. “You guys don’t mind if I go right?” Janice asked.
“Go ahead,” Dr.Teeth said. With a smile Janice ran out of the room.
They walked to the theatre, “So Janice how are you and Zoot doing?” Skeeter asked.
“We broke up.” Janice said. Skeeter hugged her, “I’m sorry.” She said Janice shrugged, “We’re better off as friends anyways.” Janice said. The theatre was almost empty. The show was still a few days away. “Hey Janice,” It was Joyce talking.
“What’s up?” Janice replied.
“Well like when’s the next show?” She asked in her constantly high voice.
Janice walked to the stage, “In three days.” She replied. Joyce nodded and gave her a bright smile.
Kermit was not in a good mood he’d had to rewrite the entire show. And give everyone their new scripts to practice.
Dr.Teeth and Floyd were setting up for the band’s practice for the Chopin’s number they were doing in the show.
“I’ll go get that extra cord.” Dr.Teeth said walking out the door. It opened again a second later, “That was fast Teeth,” Floyd said turning around. “You’re not Teeth.” Floyd said to Joyce who was standing behind him.
“Sorry, you’re Floyd right?” she asked.
“Its fine and ya,” he replied.
She laughed and flipped her long hair. “I was actually looking for you,” She said.
“You were?” He asked. Joyce nodded.
“Ya I was wondering if you could help me and Skeeter with hooking up some lights. We told Kermit we would hook it up but we don’t know how.” She said.
Floyd laughed, “Um...sure why not.” He said following her. Joyce led him backstage. “Oh never mind I guess Skeeter got Beauregard to do it.” Joyce said.
“Okay I’m gonna go back to the music room.” Floyd said hurrying away.
Janice was the only one there when he walked in. “Hey babe,” He said.
“Hey where were you Teeth like said you were here?” Janice said.
“Was going to help Joyce with a light but was already fixed.” Floyd said.
“Oh cool,” Janice said.
Floyd pulled her close, “I’m back now,” He said Janice laughed and put her arms around his neck.
“Good,” She replied and he kissed her. He held her tightly, and hid fingers tangled in her hair.
Janice pulled back slightly, “I love you,” She whispered.
Floyd stepped back but didn’t release her waist. “Remember that picture, the one I said was good that you remember?” He asked.
Janice nodded, “You said it was like because I looked pretty.” She replied.
Floyd nodded, “You did, you always do but there’s more.” He said.
Janice smiled she knew there was something he wasn’t saying, “Like what didn’t you tell me?” Janice asked.
Floyd took her hands. “That was the day that I realized that I um realized that I loved you.” He said.
“Floyd we were fourteen,” Janice replied.
“I know.” He said Janice smiled and kissed him, “I’m sorry,” She whispered.
Floyd gave her a puzzled look, “For what?” he asked.
“Making you suffer while was with Zoot.” She laughed.
Floyd smiled, “I’m okay now,” He said.
Janice hugged him,
Kermit finally found Miss Piggy she was in her dressing room,
“Piggy I’m so sorry.” Kermit said walking into the dressing room
“Oh Kermit what can I do for you?” She asked.
Kermit flinched at her calling him Kermit opposed to Kermie.
“I didn’t mean what I said, I do like you but sometimes you just go over the top.” Kermit said.
Piggy’s gaze softened. “I’m sorry too Kermie, about Foo Foo and everything.” She replied.
“Okay well I’m happy we’re friends again.” Kermit said.
“Me too,” Piggy replied.
Kermit smiled and left happy that they could at least be friends for awhile.
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Stolen and Heartbroken
Janice watched she wasn’t mad just curious. Joyce was getting Floyd to do everything, and then she would laugh and joke with him. Janice was watching him help Joyce set up the microphone that she offered to set up for Kermit.
Janice never really got jealous and this time she knew that was only helping Joyce because she’d asked him to.
Janice watched Floyd stand up once the microphone was done.
“There it should be fine.” Floyd said.
“Thanks,” Joyce said with a smile.
Floyd nodded and started walking towards the wing where Janice was standing. She walked onto the stage when he was getting off.
“Hey,” He said catching her waist and pulling her closer.
“Oh hey,” She said.
“Where’re you going?” He asked.
“Over to talk to Joyce,” Janice said. Floyd looked over his shoulder where Joyce was smiling at him. Janice tried not to glare at her. “I’ll talk to you later.” Janice said. Floyd nodded and walked off backstage.
Janice took a deep breath and walked over to Joyce who was standing on the stage with her hands on her hips and her lips pressed together.
“Hey Janice,” She said when Janice walked over.
“Hi Joyce,” Janice replied.
Joyce smiled. “Hey is Floyd like your boyfriend or something?” She asked.
Janice smiled, “Ya he is actually,” Joyce’s smile faded.
“Oh, well good luck with that,” Joyce whispered.
“What?” Janice asked.
Joyce gave her an obviously fake smile. “You just don’t seem like his type, “Joyce said looking into the rows of seats.
“Like what do you mean not his type?” Janice had to stop herself from snapping at her.
“Look Janice you seem nice but, let’s face it you’d be better off dating the drummer.” Joyce said.
Janice this time did glare at her. “Joyce rully what do you mean? Floyd would never go out with like you.” Janice snapped.
“We’ll see about that.” Joyce said before stomping backstage. Janice walked in the opposite direction, she had to find Floyd.
Floyd was in the music room setting up his bass. The door opened, he got up thinking it was Janice but Joyce was leaning in the doorway.
“What broke?” He asked.
Joyce laughed and walked closer. Floyd backed up but almost tripped over his bass.
“Where’s Janice?” She asked.
Floyd looked out the window in the room that showed the hallway it was empty.
“I thought she was with you.” Floyd said,
Joyce shook her head, “I never saw her.” She took a step closer Floyd couldn’t move and suddenly knew how Kermit felt when he was being trapped by Miss Piggy.
“You know I better go find Janice because ya know she’s my girlfriend and all.” Floyd said trying to sidestep around her.
“Oh Floyd, no need to rush Janice will be fine.” Joyce said. Floyd tried to go the other way but she laughed and stepped the same way.
Joyce stepped forwards and smiled Floyd couldn’t move and now he really felt bad for Kermit being trapped by the pig all the time. Before he could get away Joyce jumped up and kissed him.
Janice ran down the hall she had to get to Floyd.
She stopped at every room she saw. Finally she got to the music room the door was closed so she went to the window instead. She wished she hadn’t, Floyd was in there with Joyce and he was kissing her.
Janice’s heart dropped and tears welled in her eyes. This time it bothered her and this time she cried.
She ran down the halls with tears blurring her vision, she didn’t stop running she ran outside and into the boarding house. She couldn’t breathe from the tears and could barely see. She slid open the window and crawled onto the roof. She sat on the warm shingles then really started to cry.
Her lithe frame quaked with the tears and her heart felt like it was being torn from her chest.
She wasn’t sure how long she was up there but it was dark when she finally started to stop crying.
The sound of a window sliding open got her attention; Floyd sat beside her a second later. “Hey Jan where’d you go this afternoon I was looking for ya.” He said.
“Oh you looked like you were rully busy with Joyce,” Janice said.
Floyd laughed, “Nah I was only helping her with a few things.” He said
Janice laughed. “Ya you were rully helping her out when last I saw ya.” She said.
Floyd turned her face towards him. “Jan were you crying?” He asked. Janice turned her face away, “I’m fine.” She snapped.
Floyd flinched Janice rarely got angry. “What happened?” He asked.
Janice sighed and wiped away the tears that had started to fall again. “It’s just after Joyce told me off and then I went to warn you but I guess you’d already made up your mind.” She said.
Floyd narrowed his eyes but then he knew what she meant. “Janice I didn’t kiss her trust me it was her.” He said. Janice looked away, “Whatever, you seemed pretty happy helping her out and then...” She started to cry again.
“Janice I don’t like her, I li-love you,” He said.
Janice shook her head, “I like rully love you too.” She said.
Floyd picked her up into his arms. “I’m sorry,” he said.
“I forgive you,” Janice replied finding it near impossible to stay mad at him.
Floyd smiled and hugged her pulling her into his arms. Janice leaned against him she was happy everything was cleared up again.
It was already the day before the show again, Zero Mostel was the guest star. Kermit had everything sorted out and ready to go,
“Hey Kermit,” Gonzo said walking by walking by with a purple purse on shoulder.
“Hey I see you still have the purse.” Kermit said.
“Yes, It holds all my stuff oh it’s so nice too,” Gonzo said.
Kermit sighed. “Gonzo I really don’t think it’s fashionable I think it’s weird; did Piggy tell you it was cool?” Kermit asked.
“No Fozzie.” Gonzo replied.
Kermit nodded. “Well it was probably for his show it’s not real it’s was just a prop.” Kermit said.
Gonzo frowned “Well then I have a lot of explaining to do, see you later Kermit.” Gonzo said.
“Bye Gonzo,” Kermit said.
Piggy came strutting by a minute later Kermit watched her go by and sighed he still regretted what he’d said to her and needed to make it right.
He would talk to her later they had last minute things so worry about.
“Dr.Teeth I’ve hired a professional pianist for the Chopin’s number so you guys are off the hook this week,” Kermit said.
“Great man now we have time to work on findin yet another gig.” Dr.Teeth said heading backstage.
“Kermit what about the lady wrestling you and my uncle talked about?” Scooter asked.
“I found one lady wrestler but I need to find a second could you help me out?” Kermit asked.
“Sure thing boss,” Scooter said hurrying away,
I'll post more tonight. But I might not post for a few days I'll be out of town for a few days but I'll post soon.
The media wars,
Kermit woke up to voices outside of the boarding house. He looked outside his window and gasped.
Good grief what happened? He thought when he saw the sea of reporters.
He wasted no time he ran downstairs and through the living room where a crowd had formed.
“Kermit what is this?” Sam asked peering out through the curtains.
Kermit shook his head, “I have no idea but don’t worry I’ll find out.” He opened the door and stepped outside.
Rushes of questions were shot at him as soon he stepped over the threshold. “Mr. the Frog is this true?” Someone asked flinging a newspaper in his face. He gaped at the cover before running back inside. “What is it Kermit?” Dr.Teeth asked.
Kermit found his voice and looked up, “Floyd you cheated on Janice?” Kermit said flipping the newspaper around. The headline was.
A picture of Floyd kissing Joyce was below.
Kermit sighed before reading the article.
Over the past few weeks rumors that The Electric Mayhem’s bassist Floyd Pepper and the band’s guitarist Janice are dating have appeared in the news all over the country. But a few days ago this picture of Floyd kissing a girl that’s not Janice was leaked to the press.
Rumors have circled that Floyd is cheating on Janice.
We haven’t talked to either Floyd or Janice but are the rumors true?
Did Floyd really cheat?
There will be more to come soon.
Floyd was looking at the picture with as much shock as everyone else.
“Floyd is that true?” Dr.Teeth asked.
“Nah man, I would never do that. I mean it was her not me.” Floyd said.
Kermit looked confused, “What do you mean Floyd?” He asked.
“Joyce was the one who kissed me,” Floyd replied,
“Then who took the picture?” Dr.Teeth asked. Floyd shrugged and got up. “I need to go find Janice,” He said taking off up the stairs.
Janice was brushing her hair when he walked in. “Floyd?” She said. He rushed over and grabbed her waist steering her towards the bed. She sat down and pulled him down next to her. “Did you see the newspaper?” He asked.
Janice shook her head her eyes filled with worry, “No what wrong?” She asked.
“Don’t believe what it says if anyone asks deny it,” He said.
Janice’s smile faded and she stood up helping him up after her, “Floyd like what’s going on?” She asked.
“Just come with me,” He said taking her hand. She followed him downstairs and into the crowd in the living room.
“Floyd will you like tell me what’s...” She stopped when Kermit handed her the paper.
She read the article and looked up.
“It thought you said?” She started but Floyd cut her off. “I did, it’s not true.” He said, Janice sighed.
“Jan, please I didn’t mean for it to happen.” He said.
“Floyd then who took the picture?” She asked,
Floyd shrugged “We don’t know.” He said Janice put the paper down and hugged him, “I believe you.” She said.
Kermit sighed, “Janice how do you know?” He asked.
“Because, of what Joyce said to me,” She replied.
Floyd wrapped an arm around Janice waist and pulled back.
“What did she say Janice?” Kermit asked.
Janice sighed and stepped away from Floyd he didn’t release her waist but he wasn’t hugging her. “She told me I wasn’t right for Floyd and that, he liked her. That she would like end up with him, and that he’d leave me for her.” Janice said.
Floyd’s arm tightened around her waist drawing her back slightly.
“Where is Joyce?” Floyd asked. Janice could hear the warning in his voice.
Janice turned and rested a hand on his shoulder to try and calm him down.
Kermit thought deeply “What are you two going to do?” Kermit asked. Janice sighed and fell forwards into Floyd’s arms again resting her head on his chest. “We just have to be seen together and keep Floyd as far away from Joyce as possible.” Janice said.
Kermit nodded, “We’ll help you.” He said.
“Thanks man,” Floyd replied. Kermit nodded the crowd dispersed and they were left alone.
“Floyd I’m sorry.” Janice said kissing his cheek.
Floyd shook his head, “It’s not your fault.” He replied. Janice jumped up and kissed him. He wrapped his arms tighter around her and pulled her close. Janice pulled back when the door closed behind them.
She turned; Joyce was standing him the doorway. “Floyd baby, our date’s tonight the whole press will be dying to get an interview with us so get your story straight.” She ran off before either of them could reply.
“Go.” She said.
Floyd almost jumped at her response, “What?” He asked.
“I said go. Trust me Floyd you could totally fix this.” Janice said.
“Jan, what do you...wait that could work.” He said realizing what she meant.
“So go ahead, I’ll be fine.” Janice said.
Floyd kissed her soundly, “I love you.” He said before running upstairs.
I'm sorry this is extreamely short, I'll post more Monday night hope you enjoy this chapter for now.
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