Ask A Pig All the Questions

[ErinAardvark]

What would happen if I gave a pig a pancake?

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

What would happen if I gave a pig a pancake?

They would kiss you and love you forever.

 

[fuzzygobo]

Do you keep money in a piggy bank?

 

[LittleJerry92]

Actual thoughts on pork products? Bacon, ham... Straight up pork, etc.

 

[Old Thunder]

They would kiss you and love you forever.

I was gonna make a joke but then I remembered you're male.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Actually, since you also brought up Jerry and Chrissy:

What are your favorite songs from both groups?

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Do you keep money in a piggy bank?

I keep my money under the welcome mat at my front door for my greedy landlord.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Actual thoughts on pork products? Bacon, ham... Straight up pork, etc.

You mean, as a human, not as a pig? Well, bacon and ham are freaking awesome! Especially bacon! If it has bacon on it, I will probably eat it, unless it's a crayon. I wanna try bacon ice cream sandwiches, something I saw on Good Mythical Morning.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

I was gonna make a joke but then I remembered you're male.

Tread lightly there soldier.

 

[Old Thunder]

Tread lightly there soldier.

I'm not the War Pig here...