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Pig'sSaysAdios

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Are you, by any chance, related to Miss Piggy?
We're not related, however, we did live in the same farming town. I haven't talked to the Piggys recently, but I was well acquainted with her father before he died of that horrible tractor accident.

Are you related to Porky?
Never met him. Although, I can say all the little girl piggies from my town did have a little crush on him for a while. That is, except for Miss Piggy, she always had a thing for frogs, from what I can tell.

I guess it's probably a good thing that I left out that I do love barbecued spare ribs, but that's a whole nother discussion for another day.
Yes, it's definitely a good thing you didn't mention that.

You terrible little thing! :sympathy:

You get what I mean though, don't you?
Yeah, yeah. I get your racist pig joke/book reference. For the record, pigs don't go around making friends with little bugs that creep on barn ceilings.

So, what's some of your favorite pig fiction? Ham-let? Swine Trek? The Pork Awakens?
I'm quite partial to Straight Outta Hampton. I think the writers really understand the struggles that are unique to pigs.
 

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Yeah, yeah. I get your racist pig joke/book reference. For the record, pigs don't go around making friends with little bugs that creep on barn ceilings.
O RLY?


I'm quite partial to Straight Outta Hampton. I think the writers really understand the struggles that are unique to pigs.
That really should've been an episode of TTA, to be honest.
 

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Did you go to market, stay at home, eat roast beef, have none, or cry "Wee Wee Wee!" all the way home?
 

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Did you go to market, stay at home, eat roast beef, have none, or cry "Wee Wee Wee!" all the way home?
All of the above! And just between us, I have a few friends who are cows, so don't go around telling anyone I eat roast beef.
What are some of your favorite quotes?
Hard to think of some right off the bat. I'll try to get back to you on that one.
 
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