Another Muppet And Moopet Christmas

[Dominicboo1]

Twas the Night Before Christmas...that's a Christmas story of old....of St. Nicholas braving out the December cold. But this is a story you've never heard before...(unless you liked it and are reading it once more)A story of Muppets and Moopets together having their wildest Christmas ever.......a pig wanted to be on Santa's nice list for her own selfish reason...but learned the true sprit of the season. Can she learn the joy that only goodness brings to us all...or will her Grinchy heart remain quite small?
"DOMINIC! STOP THAT THIS MINUTE!"Piggy yelled. "This is our story let us begin it!"
"Piggy! You're doing just what you complain!"Kermit said thinking his true love had rhyming on her brain.
"Bring out the credits! Start the story!"Poogy yelled. "And if you keep on rhyming I'll make it real gory!"
"But" I said to them "The true Christmas classics do rhyme!"
"What about A Christmas Carol..and..."
"Sorry we're out of time! We open in the Moopet's house where they claim if you please to hate Christmas, Santa Claus, mistletoe, and trees...so pick up your eggnog and your cookies too......as we tell a new classic Yuletide tale to you..."
"Please stop this rhyming it's driving us crazy! Can't you be a bit more lazy?"
(That's Ch. 1 yes this part is through...but there's more and it's up to you? Shall Dominic keeping rhyming much to the Muppet's dismay or shall a free verse story being their gift from him for Christmas Day?)

 

[Twisted Tails]

Oh yes yes yes! A Christmas story! Finally, something worth reading to get into the holiday spirit.

Uh... the rhyming or free verse... that's hard to choose. Should I go with the rhyming or... is free verse I wan to read? Oh great! I'm wembling again!

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 2
"So rhyming is out as Lani said,"Dominic said.
"Thank you Lani!"Piggy said.
"Now bring on the Moopets!"Dominic said.
"Great..."Piggy said sarcastically. Jay was trying her hardest to decorate a tree, but then a voice came out.
"TAKE THAT DOWN JAY!"Poogy yelled.
"Why Mother?"asked Jay.
"Because...I hate Christmas!"
"How could anyone hate Christmas?"Jay asked suprised. "It's a wonderful time of the year..though something's missing..."
"Yeah whatever....it stinks!"Poogy said.
[Poogy]
I can't think of anything that's dumber
To a Moopet , Christmas is a bummer!
Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air
I'm telling you, it isn't fair!
I hate Christmas!
People loaded with good will, giving presents, what a thrill
That slushy nonsense makes me ill
I hate Christmas!
I'd rather have a holiday like normal Moopets do
Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you
Heh heh
Here comes Santa, girls and boys
So, who needs that big red noise!
I'll tell him where to put his toys
I hate Christmas!
(spoken): And if you want the truth, I ain't so crazy about Thanksgiving or Labor Day either!
Christmas carols to be sung, decorations to be hung
Oh, yeah? Well, I stick out my tongue!
I hate Christmas!
Christmas bells play loud and strong
Hurts my ears, all that ding dong
Besides it goes on much too long
I hate Christmas!
I'd rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash
With a lot less cheerful smiling, and a lot more dirty trash, yeah!
Christmas Day is almost here
When it's over, then I cheer
I'm glad it's only once a year
I hate Christmas!

 

[Twisted Tails]

[Poogy]
I can't think of anything that's dumber
To a Moopet , Christmas is a bummer!
Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air
I'm telling you, it isn't fair!
I hate Christmas!
People loaded with good will, giving presents, what a thrill
That slushy nonsense makes me ill
I hate Christmas!
I'd rather have a holiday like normal Moopets do
Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you
Heh heh
Here comes Santa, girls and boys
So, who needs that big red noise!
I'll tell him where to put his toys
I hate Christmas!
(spoken): And if you want the truth, I ain't so crazy about Thanksgiving or Labor Day either!
Christmas carols to be sung, decorations to be hung
Oh, yeah? Well, I stick out my tongue!
I hate Christmas!
Christmas bells play loud and strong
Hurts my ears, all that ding dong
Besides it goes on much too long
I hate Christmas!
I'd rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash
With a lot less cheerful smiling, and a lot more dirty trash, yeah!
Christmas Day is almost here
When it's over, then I cheer
I'm glad it's only once a year
I hate Christmas!

: Well, now this is more like it! Heh heh!

Uh... okay! So, there are Moopets that also don't like Christmas than just Oscar and other grouches.

BTW, You can write more if you want to.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 3
Meanwhile over at the North Pole Christmas was much different.
"Ho ho ho!"Santa laughed merrily. "Is everything ready for Christmas?"
"Yes Santa!"cried Jim the head elf. "The naughty and nice lists are sorted out, but there's one major Scrooge down there...her name is Poogy Moopet!"
"Oh indeed,"Santa said. "Very high on my naughty list, but even she can't ruin Christmas!"
"That's right Santa! Christmas can't be ruined no matter what she does! Even if she does sneak into the workshop!"Jim said.
"No no no she can't and that's why Christmas can't be ruined!"Santa said. "So all those girls and boys will get what they need most toys! Now I better be running along! Mrs. Claus will need her present, and for all my elves too! You know me...I always go to get them around the same time I deliver the toys!"
"That's nice Santa.."Jim said as he left. "But...you're never around"he whispered to himself as he went to continue his elf duties.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 4
"Give me a boost please Sweetums?"Robin asked placing an ornmanet on a tree.
"Sure!"Sweetums said hoisting him up so he could place on the star.
"Is everyone ready for the merriest Christmas ever?"asked Fozzie.
"We sure are!"Jaz said.
"Great!"Kermit said cherrily put up more decorations.
"I've been so good all year!"Robin said. "Will I get toys from Santa?"
"Of course you've been exceptional!"Kermit said.
"Thanks Uncle Kermit! Uncle Kermit? Why do Moopets hate Christmas?"Robin asked.
"Maybe because..they feel uncared for or unloved or lonely...I don't know Robin...I just don't know!"
"I love it though!"
[All Muppets]
Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores
Welcome Christmas, Christmas day
Welcome, welcome fahoo ramus
Welcome, welcome dahoo damus
Christmas day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome Christmas bring your cheer
Fahoo fores dahoo dores
Welcome all Whos far and near
Welcome Christmas fahoo ramus
Welcome Christmas dahoo damus
Christmas time will always be, just as long as we have glee
Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores
Welcome Christmas bring your light
"Merry Christmas everyone!"Kermit said.
"Merry Christmas Kermie!"Piggy said. "I have mistletoe!" Kermit blushed so red his face could be mistaken for a berry on holly, so I think this is the place to end the chapter.
Song used:Welcome Christmas from How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 5
However Poogy wasn't the only Grinch in the world. There was one elf named Humbug. His name was EXACTLY like his horrible personality. His name was once Jingleding....like other odd and jolly elf names, but he requested to have his name changed to Humbug because he'd swipe candy canes to have them crushed into dust, use a magnifying glass and the sun to melt snowmen, and belch loudly to distract the elf choir. Humbug in other words simply loathed and despised Christmas. What he lacked in joy and kindness, he made up for with cleverness and cunning.
"Now how....shall I sneak into Santa's workshop...."Humbug said. He truly hated Santa, the reindeer, and the elves particularly one..and if you guessed Jim...you're right or as Humbug might say "No Snowflake Sherlock!". He hated Jim for his merry dispostion, his normal name, his clever plans to stop Humbug Christmas after Christmas.
"However..this year I'll win....I Humbug the elf shall ruin Christmas for everyone!"he said smirking. "But how?"

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 6
"Well let's see!"Jay looked up Santa's workshop online gasping when she saw the horrible news. There as clear as day with a big red #1 was her mother's name on the naughty list. "Mom you won't get any presents! Unless you're nicer!"
"BAH HUMBUG! But I do like presents....I know...I'll steal toys from Santa!"
"What?!"Jay asked shocked. "Who could do something that mean?!"
"I could! Kermoot sing that nice song Piggy wrote about me!"
"You mean where she replaced Mr. Grinch and described you!"
"Yup! Sing it for me as I get my elf costume on and prepare to rob the North Pole!"
[Kermoot]
ou're a mean one, Miss Poogy.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Miss Poogy
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Miss Poogy
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Miss Poogy
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Miss Poogy
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Miss Poogy
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch

Your sole is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Miss Poogy

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!
"How wonderful! It's so good to be disliked by goody-two-shoes!"Poogy said smirking as she put on her costume. "Now off to the North Pole!"