A Very Muppetational Thanksgiving

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I will soon be writing a fan fiction about thanksgiving. There have been a few titles that I thought of, such as A Muppet family Thanksgiving, it's a Very Happy Muppet Thanksgiving, and A Very Muppety Thanksgiving, and if anybody wants to write a thanksgivign fan fiction then they have my permission.

I hope you look forward to and enjoy this fan fic.

 

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Chapter 1

It was time for another meeting at the muppet theatre. The Muppets gathered together in the auditorium. They had all greeted each other as they had entered.

"Good to see you again, Pepe", said Seymour.

"Hey! watch it, Bo!", said George.

"Hi five, man!", said Dr. Teeth to Floyd, and they high fived each other.

"Well, I'm sure everybody is happy to see me", said Miss Piggy. Everybody stared blankly.

They all got in their seats as Kermit entered the stage.

"Hi ho, everybody", said Kermit, "Our last show was a success."

"You've got that right", said Fozzie, "Statler and Waldorf were sick".

"The critics gave our last show six stars", said Kermit.

"And it is all thanks to moi", said Miss Piggy. Everybody looked at eahc other.

"Anyway, we've got to prepare for our upcoming Thanksgiving show", said kermit.

"That's right!", said Sam The Eagle, "We will honor this American country!"

"Now, does anybody have any ideas for the show?", asked Kermit.

"I can do a cute little thanksgiving dance", said Bean Bunny.

"I've got some thanksgiving jokes", said Fozzie, "Two turkeys walk into a bar..."

"You told that joke at our last show, man", said Floyd.

"Derr tookee ril be pruppred by mi", said The Swedish Chef.

"I can showcase my latest invention", said Bunsen, "it can turn trash into a thanksgiving meal".

"I'll throw my boomerang fish!", said Lew Zeland.

"I can direct a thanksgiving play", said Nigel The Director.

"And I've written a little song about thanksgiving", said Rowlf.

"That's good", said Kermit, "We've all got our ideas. Now does anyone have suggestions on who the guest star should be?"

"How about Moi?", asked Miss Piggy.

"You're on this show so much", said Floyd, "That you'd hardly qualify as a guest star. Why don't you quit?"

Miss Piggy karate chopped Floyd.

"Why don't we get that sexy Kelly Clarkson lady, or that dumb Jessica Simpson, okay?", said pepe.

"They're already booked on other shows", said Clifford.

Just then, J. P. Gross walked into the theatre.

"Hey, it's my uncle who owns the theatre", said Scooter.

"Your little thanksgiving show has been canceled", said J.P. Gross.

"Well", thought The Newsman, "Looks like I'll have a different news report this time."

"You're canceling the show?", asked Kermit, "But.... But why?"

Everyone looked miserable.

 

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Chapter 2

Everybody was wondering why J.P. Gross canceled the thanksgiving show.

"You cannot do this", said Sam, "It's totally unamerican."

"Mee mee mee mee!", said Beaker.

"Thanksgiving show! Thanksgiving show!", shouted Animal.

"Uh... what's going on?", asked Zoot, who just woke up from sleeping during the meeting.

"Like, Mr. Gross just cancled our thanksgiving show, fer sure!", said Janice.

"I need to perform, okay?", said Pepe.

"And I need to perform with pepe", said seymour.

"No, you don't, okay?", said Pepe.

"But uncle, why are you doing this?", asked Scooter.

"Well", said J.P. Gross, "I've rented some tents in a native land run by indians, and I wanted you all to join me on thanksgiving. But if you'd rather do the show..."

"No, this trip will be fine", said kermit. "We'll take a vote. Who wants to go on the trip?"

Most of the muppets raised their hands.

"And who doesn't?", asked Kermit.

Zhondra, Mr. Poodlepants, Nigel The Director and Miss Piggy raised their hands.

"okay, 56 against 4. We'll go", said Kermit.

"oh, good", said J.P., "We'll head for that land in two days."

"Meeting is ajourned", said Kermit.

"Oh, wow!", said Fozzie, "A real native thanksgiving".

"I can't wait to see the american indians", said Sam.

"Hungry! Hungry!", shouted Animal.

"Well, I guess now I can;t direct my show", said Nigel The Director.

Everybody went home to pack.

"Well, Camillia", said Gonzo, "You will get to see some of your turkey ancestors".

Camillia squawked in terror.

Miss Piggy was feeling miserable.

"So, they'd rather visit some indans then let moi perform?", said Piggy as she thought to herself, "Well, then I'll just have to sabbotage the trip."

Crazy Harry suddenly showed up. "Did somebody say 'sabbotage'?", said harry, who then let off a big explosion in Miss Piggy's room.

 

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Chapter 3

The Muppets were at the boarding house, getting ready for the trip even though they had awhile before they had to leave. Dr. Teeth was in his room packing when Floyd, janice, Animal, Zoot, and Lips all entered.

"Well, I'm getting my stuff packed", said Dr. Teeth.

"I'm already packed", said Floyd, "How bout you all?"

"Well, I've still.....", said Lips, who was then interrupted.

"ALL PACKED! NOW HUNGRY!", shouted Animal.

"Like, I've still got to back my clothes and my sleeping bag", said Janice.

"Oh, yeah", said Floyd, "We need our sleeping bags, heh heh heh.."

"yeah, that's...", said Lips.

"All I need is my saxaphone", interrupted Zoot.

"Yerrrrrrrrrr!!", growled Animal.

"Oh, yeah", said Janice, "Like, we really need our instruments, fer sure!"

"We may just be on a trip", said Floyd, "But we've still got to jam no matter where we are, right?"

"Right!", said the rest of the band.

"And we must....", said Lips.

"Well, I'm all done packing", interrupted Dr. Teeth, "I'm ready to go!"

"Me too", said Zoot.

"Go! Go!", said Animal.

They all left the room. Lips was the last one to leave, and as he left, he sighed over the fact that he didn't get any words in edgewise.

T.R. Rooster came by the boarding house.

"Well, my traveling musician tour has just ended", said T.R., what did I miss while I was gone?"

"Oh, we're going to celebrate thanksgiving on some actual indian property", said Gonzo, "Are you coming?"

"Well", said T.R., "as long as they don't cook roosters".

"i've still got to pack my cheese", said Rizzo.

"And I've still got to pack something", said Bobo.

Bunsen and Beaker were in the basement, working on an invention.

"Well, beaker, let's put all this trash into the machine and see if it turns into a thanksgiving meal", said Bunsen.

"Mee mee mee mee", said beaker.

As beaker poured trash into the machine, Dr. Phil Van Neuter and Mulch came down to the basement.

"Well, I'm sorry we couldn't have made it to the meeting", said Dr. Phil van Neuter, "Mulch and I had tickets to the opera. So, were there any important announcements at the meeting?"

"Well, Scooter's uncle who owns the theatre arranged a trip for all of us at some land owned by native indians", said Bunsen.

"Oh, wow", said Dr. Phil Van Neuter, "We just invented a machine that can help us understand indian, right Mulch?"

"Graughyrffph!", said Mulch.

"Mee mee mee mee mee mee!", said Beaker as he finished putting the trash into the machine.

"Oh, good", said Bunsen, "So, Dr. van neuter, would you like to see us turn trash into a thanksgiving meal?"

"Oh, if you want to have a good thaksgiving meal", said Dr. Phil, "You need more than just trash."

Dr. Phil Van Neuter and Mulch went to Mulch's car and got some things. Mulch put the things into the machine as Phil described them.

"You'll need...", started Dr. Phil Van Neuter, "A bicycle horn, two bags of mulch, some sardines, and some golden pigeon feathers."

Mulch put the stuff into the machine. "Okay, Beaker", said Bunsen, "Turn the machine on."

Beaker turned it on and out came a turkey, some mashed potatoes, gravy on the potatoes, peas, cranberry sauce, and a roll.

"it worked!", said Bunsen, "Thanks, Dr. van Neuter. Now, beaker, you may taste it."

Beaker tasted the food, but it ended up turning beakers head green, his hair purple, his nose white, and his eyes brown. And beaker didn't like the food either.

"Oh, come on, Beaker" said Bunsen, "Let's get you to the hospital."

Bunsen and beaker left the basement.

"You know, Mulch", said Dr. Phil Van Neuter, "Maybe this meal would be better cooked by The Swedish Chef." Mulch then proceeded to eat the food.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ha! Loved Van Neuter's last line, and Lips' scene was great!

Me likes, and me wants more!

 

[minor muppetz]

Ha! Loved Van Neuter's last line, and Lips' scene was great!

You might have noticed that one of the muppets who interrupted Lips was Zoot, who also doesn't talk much (though he does talk more regularly than Lips did).

I plan on writing the next chapter tomorrow (most likely in the morning, but no promises), and I plan for the next chapter to have more to do with the plot than the last chapter (which was basically just a bunch of random, unneccessarry scenes that weren't really needed, but great anyway, and if this was made into an actual movie those scenes could easily be cut for time).

 

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Chapter 4

Robin was running around the boarding house wearing an indian feather in a head band. He ran past Kermit.

"So, what do you thnk of my feather?", asked Robin.

"Oh, it's good", said Kermit, "People will think you live there".

"Hey, Robin", said Sweetums, "Do you want to go to the backyard and play some basketball?"

"Sure", said Robin, who then headed for the backyard. louis kazagger was watching.

"Oh, boy, a chance to comment on a sport", said Louis kazagger.

Miss Piggy entered teh livingroom. "Kermie!", said Piggy, "Why don't we cancel this trip?"

"Piggy, what is your problem?", asked kermit, "you have never been supportive of this trip, and you haven't stopped complaining. What's the matter?"

"I just wanted to perform on-stage", said Miss Piggy.

"Sheesh!", said kermit, who scrunched his face and left the room, "I have to go to the theatre".

"Well", thought Miss Piggy, "if Kermit won't cancel this trip and put on a thanksgiving show, then I must sabbotage this show by any means neccessary."

Andy and Randy then showed up.

"Hi, aunt Piggy", said Andy.

"We've come to visit you", said Randy.

"OH, good grief", sighed Piggy, who then had a thought, "hey, how would you two like to go on a trip for thanksgiving?"

"I don't want to go on a trip", said Randy, "I might fall".

"me too", said Andy.

"yep, this'll drive them all crazy", thoguht Miss Piggy, "But I must cause more harm". She then picked up her cell phone and made a call.

Kermit was at the muppet theater, going over the papers.

"Well, we're making some good money", said Kermit.

"Yeah, I wanted to do this show", said Scooter, "But it's not often that you get to go on a trip to some ancienct land owned by indians".

Fleet Scribbler then came to the theater. "Hi, Kermit, I just got an anonymous call saying that you wanted me to interview you."

"no, I do not want you to interview me", said Kermit.

"What a headline!", said Fleet Scribbler, "Frog denies that he want's interview!"

"Where did you hear that I wanted an interview?", asked Kermit.

"Oh, I heard it from a gruff womans voice", said Fleet Scribbler, who then saw gaffer on her ledge, "Oh, I heard that the cat want's an interview, too! So, kitty, how long have you been working at the muppet theatre?"

"Meow", said gaffer.

Beauregard then walked backstage. "Hey, Kermit, if we aren't having a thanksgiving show, what am I going to do with the curtains?"

"Just keep them there", said kermit.

"Oh, beauregard", said Fleet Scribbler, "I've just been told what species you are".

"Oh, boy, what am I?", asked beauregard.

"I hear you're a road runner". said Fleet.

"Oh, boy!", said beauregard, "Beep! Beep!". Beauregard then ran into the wall. "Hmm, you must be wrong. Road Runners never get hurt".

Fozzie then entered backstage. "hey, Kermit, you all are going to love the thanksgiving jokes I have planned".

"Hey, Fozzie", said Fleet, "I heard about you, and I'm sorry."

"Sorry about what?", asked Fozzie.

"I heard that you were a rug when you were born, and then grew into a real bear", said Fleet.

"That's not true", said fozzie.

"Well, if it's not true, then it;s too late", said Fleet, "i already sent that information to the people who print the stories. It'll be in the papers tomorrow."

Kermit sighed in frustration. "Piggy needs to get over the fact that we're not having a show."

 

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Chapter 5

Johnny Fiama and Sal arrived at the theatre. Johnny was dressed in a pilgrim outfit. Sal was dressed like an indian.

"Make way for johnny fiama!", shouted Sal.

"Hey, Kermit", said johnny fiama, "How do you like our outfits?"

"Oh, those are nice", said Kermit, "but I don't think you need to dress like pilgrims and indians in order to fit in."

"Well, we can wear them at the show", said Johnny.

"Uh, the show was canceled", said kermit.

'What?!", said Sal, "You can't cancel the show."

"I already did", said Kermit.

Johnny Fiama and Sal walked away.

Thog entered the building when he walked past Fleet Scribbler.

"Wait!", said Fleet, "I thought you deteriorated, Thog".

"What would make you think that?", asked Thog.

"Miss Piggy probably told him that", moaned Kermit.

Back at the boarding house, Gonzo approached Rizzo.

"Hey, Rizzo", said Gonzo, "have you seen the new cook book I bought?"

"No", said Rizzo, "What do you need a cookbook for?"

"I bought a cookbook so that I could cook some of my favorite foods", said Gonzo.

"Well, I'll let you know if I find it", said Rizzo, "What's the name of that book?"

"It's called 'Cooking For Whatever'".

In the kitchen, The Swedish Chef was looking at that book to prepare a turkey.

"lets chee", said The Swedish Chef, "Ve du cook wun big tookee...", the chef put out a turkey, "... then udd wun sluce uf a buwing ball, six puporonis, wun ironer, too donuts, und free stix uf dynumut", and with that he put in one slice of a bowling ball, six pepporni slices, one ironer, two doughnuts, and three sticks of dynamite. He put them into the turkey and put the turkey into the oven. He turned it on, and it soon exploded. Scooter walked by.

"Not again", cried scooter.

"His cooking is not cute", said Bean Bunny.

 

[theprawncracker]

Hehe "Cooking for Whatever." That's good.

 

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Chapter 6

Sweetums pulled into the drive way in a new monster truck.

"So, what do you all think of this monster truck I rented?", asked Sweetums.

"It's very good looking", said Uncle Deadley.

"If you think it's so good looking then why don't you marry it, okay?", asked Pepe.

"Wow!", said Carl, "That truck makes me hungry."

"I want to take that truck for a spin", said Boppity.

"Me first", said Doglion, who then literally spun the truck around in a few circles.

Statler and Waldorf were watching from their window.

"They rented a monster truck for a thanksgiving trip?", said Statler, "I thought thanksgiving was about turkey, not monsters".

"What'll you think they'll think of next", said Waldorf, "blowing each others room up for christmas?"

Crazy Harry popped up. "Did somebody say blow each others room up?!", and before Statler and/ or Waldorf could say "NO!", Crazy Harry blew up their room, laughed wildly, and then said, "Okay, now it's your turn".

Robin was headed towards his room when he got stopped by Andy and Randy.

"Hey, it's the young frog", said randy.

"Will you play with us?", asked Andy.

"Oh, uh... I'd like to, but, uh...", said Robin.

"Oh, good", said Andy before Robin had a chance to make up an excuse, "We'll play Tic Tac Toe".

"I don't think I want to play this game", said Robin.

Randy went and brought in a tick, a tack, and a toe.

"Okay, let's play", said Randy.

"Let's not, and pretend that we did", said Robin.

"Okay, let's pretend", said Andy.

Andy and randy thought for a moment, then shouted, "Pretending is so hard!"

Gonzo and Luncheon Counter Monster then walked past them.

"Oh, wow!", said Gonzo, "Tic Tac Toe".

"I like this game", said Luncheon Counter Monster, who then ate the tick, the tack, and the toe.

"Well, it looks like we can't play this game anymore", said Robin, happily.

"We'll play another game", said randy, "Let's play Simon Says"

"Nah, that game is too hard", said Andy, "How about we play Theodore Says?"